We Apologize to Hoshino Katsura for the Suffer Of Her Character

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Everyone was looking at Kanda with a nervous smile playing on their lips. No one was expecting this kind of reaction from him; he fainted. Unlike them that weird girl was holding Kanda in her arms with a bright smile, full of happiness, on her face giving a rather odd picture; she was more like a sadistic serial killer who was holding her prey into her arms than a girl who had finally reunited with her love.

"Stalker-san..." Allen said nervously.

"Isn't that nice? We're finally together," she said hugging Kanda.

"Everyone, keep telling yourself, that Yuu fainted because he was extremely happy to see her and couldn't take this feeling and this odd image will vanish..." Lavi said while the corner of his lips were moving spasmodically as he was trying to force a smile.

Of course that wasn't close to the truth at all, obviously. Kanda-not only he wasn't happy to see her-but he was also wishing that he wouldn't see her ever again. The shock he took when he saw her into the headquarters was too big to take, even for him. That's why when he finally regained consciousness he was wishing that all was a bad dreams, aka an awful nightmare. He could tell that a lot of people were gathered around him so, clearly, he wasn't in his bed, thus he slowly opened his eyes wishing that the worst wasn't true.

"Ah! You're finally awake," a cheerful voice said and he saw that weird girl smiling at him.

"What are you doing here?" he snapped jumping on his feet.

"We have to admit that he recovers fast," Lavi said.

"I came to see you!" the girl said lacing her hands. "We can be together now!"

"Like this will ever happen! Go back to your uncle!" Kanda snapped.

"Kanda! How can you be that mean to Stalker-san!" Allen asked. "She came all the way to see you!"

"Isn't that obvious? It's because she is a stalker!" Kanda snapped.

"You can treat someone like this because of his family name! That's unfair!" Allen said.

"...I wasn't meaning it that way," Kanda said making a grimace.

"How cruel!" Lenalee said placing an arm around Allen who was standing on her knees. "Boys are so ungrateful, they never understand the heart of a young woman, don't mind Alex-san."

"I don't mind!" Alex said. "I know that it's just a cover. He may appears to be an arrogant, anti-social jerk..."

"EUH?" Kanda exclaimed while Lavi and Allen were trying to hold their laughs back.

"But he is sensitive inside," she said with an extremely faithful tone in her voice.

"Oooohhh..."

Kanda,-sensitive; it sounds more like a lame joke. All of them, except of Krory who was looking at them trying to figure out what was happening, looked at Kanda who was standing with his arms folded while a vein was trembling threateningly on his forehead. Lavi and Allen raised an eyebrow and turned to each other having two big mischievous smiles plastered on their faces; for them that was going to be fun.

"Ahh...I totally agree Stalker-san! Kanda is obviously too happy to see you!" Allen said.

"Euh?" Kanda turned tensed.

"That's right-that's right! Yuu softened by the time you entered here. Normally he would have yell at everyone by now, but see..." Lavi said patting Kanda's shoulder. "...he is just standing here."

"Do you want a piece of me?" Kanda asked ready to draw his sword. "And don't call me Yuu again!"

"Ah! I'm so happy Yuu!" she said with tears of joy in her eyes. "I was afraid that you'd be mad because I came here! But now I know that you fell this way I'll not leave this place no matter what!" she said and hugged him preventing his attack-without knowing it-as she took him by surprise.

"Just go back to your uncle already!" Kanda said trying to push her away.

"Guys will never understand pure love after all," Lenalee said folding her arms and shook her head in disappointment.
"Don't blame everything on us!" Lavi said. "It's not our fault that the girls always mean something else, or better the opposite, of what they say!"
"He has a point," Allen said supporting Lavi.

"Let me go!" Kanda said in the background

"You should start using your brains more," Lenalee insisted. "After all, if you know that a girls means the opposite of what she says then why don't you do the opposite?"

"And why aren't they say exactly what they think! That would make it easier to everyone!" Lavi answered back.

"You're not the one to talk when you hit on-almost-every girl you see," she said aiming a finger at him.

"That's right Lenalee! Dump all the other guys and stay with your big brother!" Komui said raising his fist. "Only your big brother can understand you completely!"

"Hello! This is supposed-to-be-MY-show," Kanda said trying to push away Alex who was attached to him waiting to hug her back. "You're getting out of topic!"

"Sorry," everyone said bowing.

"Alex-san, follow me please. I'll show you your room," Lenalee said with a smile.

"But..."

"Come," she said taking her hand. "You need rest as well, ne? Then you'll be able to come back with full energy and keep Kanda company," she said winking

"Don't give her ideas," Kanda said glaring at Lenalee

"Ah, you're right," she said taking her luggage. "Thanks for the meal!" she said bowing.

"Big brother, come and carry them!" Lenalee demanded. "You guys are no good, were you expecting a girl who just came here to carry them? Especially you Kanda!"

"Keep me out of this! And don't take her side!" Kanda snapped.

"Huh, let's go," Komui said taking the luggage.

Komui leaded the way, obeying his sister, while Lenalee and Alex were following smiling at each other. Kanda's right eyebrow twitched as he was watching the scene; his suffering was officially signed the time that girl took the way to her room. Nevertheless, his attention was drown away when he heard chuckles behind him; Allen and Lavi were enjoying their selves to the fullest seeing Kanda being troubled like that.

"Is it that funny?" Kanda growled and turned to them with an anime vein.

"Not really," Allen and Lavi said in unison hugging each other. "AAH!" they yelled and stepped back when they realized what they had done.

"Che..." Kanda placed a hand on his forehead troubled.

"Kaaa-NDA!" Komui called with a sing-sang voice.

"What is it now?" Kanda asked; obviously in not-a-very-good mood.

"I have a new mission for you tomorrow!" he said.

"Why tomorrow and not today? I can leave right now," Kanda said decisively. "Just give me the info and-"

"Ahhh...Did you see that? Kanda wants to run away from a girl..." Lavi mumbled
"Huh, he is not that brave after all," Allen added; both having devilish smiles on their faces.

Kanda tensed; the last he wanted was to lose the image of the badass, aka the image of the superior he had built. Luckily Allen and Lavi sensed the dark aura coming from him soon enough and smiled nervously making their way out of the cafeteria trying to ensure their safety.

"We'll see you later Yuu! You'll have to find time for your love anyway."
"Ah, what a lucky guy; having someone to love you so much must feel nice, right?" Lavi and Allen said standing on the doorway.

"What?" Kanda asked ready to draw his sword but both of them had already ran away.

Kanda frowned and took the way back to his room trying to think of the way to get out of that situation. Naturally he would call he uncle right away but that man used to move a lot so it would be impossible to contact him that easy. Having an odd girl following him around didn't sound that appealing to him though.

"I guess I'll have to deal with this provisionally," he said and frowned sitting on his bed. "At least I'll leave for a mission tomorrow...so I won't have that crazy girl around me."

Yet, not having someone around you doesn't mean that you won't see him as well. The next day didn't start well for Kanda yet again. Komui had assigned him a mission along with two other exorcists; something which didn't find him conformed. He preferred to deal with his business alone.

"I don't need anyone to burden me, I can deal with it...Supervisor..." Kanda said folding his hands.

"Come on Kanda-san! You can't do everything alone! Make some frie-" Komui started to say but he cut his words when he saw Kanda's glare. "Well, you have to deal with it anyway, Kanda-san," Komui continued.

"Komui-san! Don't talk about us like we're some kind of burden!"

"Ah! That's right! We're capable exorcists as well!" the other two exorcists complained.

"Anyway, we'll have to leave for Denmark as soon as possible, the sooner we reach there the sooner we'll finish," Kanda said.

"YUUUUUuuu"

Kanda tensed and the right corner of his lips played spasmodically; he knew very well to whom that voice belonged to. He was hoping to leave for his mission without any unwanted encounters; yet his fortune didn't seem to work the latest days. He turned with his eyes rolled when he heard the steps becoming faster and faster.

"Yuu! You should tell me that you were going out for a mission!" she said falling into his embrace. "I just found out just a while ago. I didn't want to let you leave without saying goodbye," she said looking up with puppy eyes.

"That was what I wanted to do though," Kanda mumbled looking away.

"Ah! I made something for you!" she said showing him a bag.

"Euh?"

"Ah? What is it?" Komui asked along with the two other exorcists, who don't need names as they are only random guys which they'll not likely appear after this chapter, asked.

"It's the bento of love!" she said taking out a bento. "See Yuu, I made it for you!" she said opening the box.

Kanda sweat dropped when he noticed the heart-shaped onigiri in it and his eyes rolled. He tried to make her close the bento before anyone else take notice but it was already too late, the two other exorcists were already chuckling behind his back giving him weird looks. Kanda flushed in embarrassment and sent a glare to them.

"What's that funny?" he barked.

"Ahh... nothing," they said trying to hold their laughs back.

"Anyway, I don't need your bento," he said.

"But you have a long way to do, you'll get hungry," she said tending the bento to him.

"I said I don't need it."

"Ahh...Since Kanda doesn't want it," Komui said extending his hand towards the bento not noticing Alex's glare at his move. "I guess "I will-AAAAH!"

Komui screamed in pain and drew his hand back as Alex closed the box hurting his fingers the time his hand reached it. Komui turned to her quizzically only to receive her glares, something which made him to turn white.

"This is the Bento-Of-Love! I made it for Yuu! I don't want weird guys like you to touch it," she said surrounded by dark aura.

"Ah, Stalker-san, if it's about the first day… it was just a misunderstanding, don't think about it, ne? And we wouldn't like the others know as well, ne?" Komui asked with a nervous smile.

"AHHHH!"

"What did I do now?" Komui asked placing his hands on his head.

"He vanished! Yuu left!" she said.

"Oh...that's too bad...Can I take the bento now?" Komui asked.

"I said NO!"

At the same time Kanda was already leaving the Headquarters along with the other two exorcists. In the end he was able to escape from that, however that annoying cheerful mumbling hadn't stop behind him.

"Kanda, we didn't know that you have such a cute girlfriend," one of them said.
"Huh! You seem to have a nice relationship," the other chuckled.

"If you mention this again," Kanda said while a vein popped on his forehead. "I'll mistake you for Akuma."

"Euh, we won't mention it again," the first said smiling nervously.
"Huh, we forgot all about it already," the other said waving his hands.

"Che... How on earth did she find me? I made sure that she won't follow me here," Kanda mumbled.

Kanda took his answer few days later when he finally returned back succeeding in his mission for one more time. Then again that time he wasn't that excited about going back home to rest as he was aware of the hell he was going to get through. If he was lucky enough he would return to his room without anyone noticing, so he made sure to pass between everyone making his self as unnoticed as he could.

"Ah Yuu, you're back. How did it go?" Lavi's familiar voice rang into his ear.

A vein throbbed on Kanda's forehead and he turned to the person who had ruined his plan of passing unnoticed.

"I told you not to call me that!" he said angrily.

"You don't have to be so loud," Lavi said. "You draw all the attention." he added making him realize what he had done as everyone had turned his attention to him.

A pause followed with Kanda looking around cautiously and luckily nothing happened. Kanda sighed while Lavi was looking at him blinking.

"What is it Yuu?"
"I said...Don't call me by my first name!" Kanda snapped.

"YUUUuuuu!" he heard his name called and the next moment someone had jumped into his embrance again. "You're finally back, now we can spend some time together," she said with a blush of happiness coloring her cheeks. "I'm so happy I'm here, I was searching for you all this time after all. It's all thanks to Tiedol-san, I'm really grateful to him," she said burring her face into his chest.

"What? That old man!" Kanda growled trying to hold back his anger.

Next Time: Kanda makes a call to the man behind this. His hell is still on. Love is in the air-even though Kanda hates it. Next Time, Stalker-san's affection! Let our souls be saved from this pitiful original character.

Note: Kanda is taking anger-management classed after the end of each part and attends a psychologist twice a week. Don't worry, we make everything possible to keep this character's sanity into normal (for Κanda) limits.