Disclaimer: I do not own the X-Men, how sad...poor me.
Author's Note: I've seen so many of these I just had to write one, and I came across a few ideas while watching some of the episodes I've taped. Yes I do tape them, I'm a bit obsessed but I'm sure I'm not the only one. If you've seen some of these before, sorry I didn't know so if there are ones with the same things I'm sorry. Didn't plagiarize.
Summary: These are just some little pointless things that you'd probably never hear the X-Men say. By popular demand I've added more so read and be happy.
Things you'd Never Hear The X-Men Say 2:
1. Scott: "Professor I shaved my head so I could be just like you!"
2. Kurt: (running towards Mystique) "Mommy!"
3. Bobby: "Man it's hot out here, I wish I had some ice!"
4. Multiple: "Oops! I think I lost one of me?!"
5. Wolverine: "Owwie! I got a splinter!"
6. Blob: "Do I look fat in these pants?"
7. Lance: "Ahhhh! I'm afraid of earthquakes!"
8. Kitty: "Hey do you like, think we'd ever be on the X-Files??"
9. Rahne: "Aachooo! I'm allergic to dogs!"
10. Kurt: (chasing his tail) "Hehe! I almost got it!"
11. Kitty: "Someone help! I locked myself in my room!"
12. Quicksilver: "I'm getting motion sickness!"
13. Storm: (starts making it rain in her room) "hehe!"
Prof. X: "Storm what are you doing??"
Storm: "I wanted my own pool party."
14. Sabertooth: "I think I'm gonna paint my nails pink."
15. Tabitha: *BOOM!* "Ahhh! Loud noises scare me!"
16. Rogue: (Goes around touching everyone without her gloves on) "I know you, and you, and you..." (knocks everyone unconscious)
17. Toad: "Ewww! I slimed myself yo!"
18. Bobby: "Ya know what? I really like bein' called Popsickle!"
19. Wolverine: (starts laughing uncontrollably staring at the Prof.)
Prof. X: "Logan what is it?"
Wolverine: "Heh heh, you're bald! Hehehe!"
20. Jubilee: "I hate shopping!"
21. Spyke: "Ow! I stabbed myself!"
A/N: well hope u liked this one! i may write more if i think of any! Plz review!
Author's Note: I've seen so many of these I just had to write one, and I came across a few ideas while watching some of the episodes I've taped. Yes I do tape them, I'm a bit obsessed but I'm sure I'm not the only one. If you've seen some of these before, sorry I didn't know so if there are ones with the same things I'm sorry. Didn't plagiarize.
Summary: These are just some little pointless things that you'd probably never hear the X-Men say. By popular demand I've added more so read and be happy.
Things you'd Never Hear The X-Men Say 2:
1. Scott: "Professor I shaved my head so I could be just like you!"
2. Kurt: (running towards Mystique) "Mommy!"
3. Bobby: "Man it's hot out here, I wish I had some ice!"
4. Multiple: "Oops! I think I lost one of me?!"
5. Wolverine: "Owwie! I got a splinter!"
6. Blob: "Do I look fat in these pants?"
7. Lance: "Ahhhh! I'm afraid of earthquakes!"
8. Kitty: "Hey do you like, think we'd ever be on the X-Files??"
9. Rahne: "Aachooo! I'm allergic to dogs!"
10. Kurt: (chasing his tail) "Hehe! I almost got it!"
11. Kitty: "Someone help! I locked myself in my room!"
12. Quicksilver: "I'm getting motion sickness!"
13. Storm: (starts making it rain in her room) "hehe!"
Prof. X: "Storm what are you doing??"
Storm: "I wanted my own pool party."
14. Sabertooth: "I think I'm gonna paint my nails pink."
15. Tabitha: *BOOM!* "Ahhh! Loud noises scare me!"
16. Rogue: (Goes around touching everyone without her gloves on) "I know you, and you, and you..." (knocks everyone unconscious)
17. Toad: "Ewww! I slimed myself yo!"
18. Bobby: "Ya know what? I really like bein' called Popsickle!"
19. Wolverine: (starts laughing uncontrollably staring at the Prof.)
Prof. X: "Logan what is it?"
Wolverine: "Heh heh, you're bald! Hehehe!"
20. Jubilee: "I hate shopping!"
21. Spyke: "Ow! I stabbed myself!"
A/N: well hope u liked this one! i may write more if i think of any! Plz review!