Chapter 1 - Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
or
Chapter 1 - YEEEEEOOOOWWWWW! Damn Cat!
Or
Chapter 1 - OW! Dammit! Stop Hitting Me On The Head!
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"Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!" Tonks said as she ran out of her house. She was late for school.
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"Uh, I graduated from school already," Tonks said.
"Yes, but you're playing Usagi," Rune said.
"And she definitely hasn't graduated yet," Annoyance teased.
"OW!" Usagi smacked Annoyance upside the head.
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She runs down the street and finds a group of boys beating up a cat.
"HEY!" she yells to stop them. They scatter and she runs over to the cat and picks it up.
"You've gotta be kidding," Tonks said, looking to the sky.
Crookshanks, with a bandage on his forehead, hissed.
"Oh, bite me," Tonks said. Crookshanks did just that.
"YEEEEEOOOOWWWWW! Damn cat!"
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Tonks had finally made it to school when the teacher shoved a piece of paper in her face.
"There was no excuse for failing this exam!" the teacher yelled, before telling her to take it home and get it signed.
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"OW!" Rune yelled, as Tonks hit her on the head, "What was that for?" Tonks shoved the exam in her face.
"A THIRTY!" Tonks yelled, "I'll have you know I was at the top of my class! I never got a thirty!"
"But you're playing Usagi, and she did," Rune argued. Usagi, realizing that Rune had just sort-of-insulted her, smacked Rune upside the head.
"OW! Dammit, would you people stop doing that!"
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"It's not that bad," Bill said.
"But I don't wanna have a thirty!" Tonks cried, "My moms gonna kill me!"
"I can tutor you," Sirius offered. Tonks bonked him on the head.
"NO BLOODY THANKS!"
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Tonks - Usagi
Bill - Naru
Sirius - Gurio