A/N: Like I promised, here's the continuation of the first drabble. It's not as funny as it ordinarily would be, but I'm going easy since it's the holiday season and all. Consider it a Christmas treat for you guys. Enjoy!

Relapse: Part II

"That's what you get, fuckboy."

Bi-Han glared daggers at his younger sibling as Maeve prepared the injection area with a fresh alcohol wipe. He didn't know Kuai Liang would get him back for having farted in his face, but to see him leaning against the doorjamb with a wicked grin made him want to break something.

"Fuck you, Tundra," Bi-Han muttered, which only caused the younger ice-wielder to laugh.

Maeve glanced over at Tundra and noticed that someone was standing behind him. It was Pilar, and it was obvious that she'd come to make sure Bi-Han was cooperating.

"So you finally got him, huh?" she asked the nurse, whom was now wrapping an elastic band around Sub-Zero's upper arm.

Maeve smirked and replied, "Sure did, thanks to Kuai Liang."

Tundra grinned. Excluding himself, the only other people who were ever able to subdue Sub-Zero during his crazy spells were Hanzo, Pilar, and Tomas. But Tomas didn't wanna deal with him, so this time it was Pilar who intervened once the shit got real.

"He knows his brother well, doesn't he?" Pilar asked Maeve with a smirk. She knew that the brothers were close, but not that brotherly. They might have had similar characteristics, but Kuai Liang was the more sensible one between the two. Tundra did not mind goofing around from time to time, but his morale did not ever allow him to keep things going once they got out of hand.

Even though it wouldn't work when Bi-Han's stupid ass was the main person involved.

"I know him, Pilar. I just tolerate his bullshit until he pisses me off," Tundra replied, shrugging.

He took a quick glance at Sub-Zero and grinned devilishly before winking at Pilar. When he saw the jealousy lurking in Bi-Han's blue eyes, Kuai Liang chuckled to himself before walking out of the infirmary.

Bi-Han's anger eventually got the best of him as he spit ice particles at the area where his younger brother once stood. He didn't appreciate Tundra winking at his girlfriend, especially when he already had a slutty Edenian Princess as his own.

"I wanna beat his ass, dammit," Sub-Zero growled. He was pissed.

And he wanted to just get the hell out of the icy bondage straps that held him in place.

Pilar smirked at her boyfriend's display of envy. "He wasn't hitting on me, idiot. He was just winking because it was a little joke we share."

"A joke?" Bi-Han snarled. He was beginning to get even angrier until Maeve smacked him hard on the mouth and told him to shut his ass up. When he relented, Pilar shook her head in dismay.

"Keep talking out of your ass and Pilar will be free to rip Chuckie off," Maeve said icily.

Bi-Han freaked out upon being reminded of Pilar's earlier threat. Screaming followed his initial shocked facial expression, and he started thrashing about in his chair.

"I don't wanna lose him!" he shouted, "He keeps me happy when Pilar isn't here to take care of him!"

Sub-Zero kept screaming hysterically until several other Lin Kuei nursemaids arrived to restrain him. He tried to fight them off, but due to Tundra's icy straps around his arms and legs, he couldn't do jack shit. The only thing he could do Cryomancy-wise was breathe it onto the people who were trying to calm him down.

"LEAVE ME ALONE YOU STUPID SLUTS!" he shouted. "MY COCK DESERVES TO LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER. I DON'T CARE IF IT'S INSIDE MY CLOSED FIST, IN PILAR'S PUSSY OR WHATEVER. JUST DON'T CUT CHUCKIE OFF!"

He kept screaming incoherencies in the middle of his crying fits until Pilar came directly in his face and spit on him.

"Shut your dumb, psychotic ass up and ACCEPT THOSE MEDICATIONS BEFORE I DUMP YOU."

Bi-Han finally shut his mouth upon hearing the possibility of his beloved Pilar breaking up with him. He couldn't stand the thought of losing the woman he loved the most, so in an effort to not piss her off any further, he remained quiet.

"Fine... Go ahead," he grumbled, hanging his head in shame. His blue eyes flickered upward to see Pilar smiling down at him. He'd never been more embarrassed in his entire life.

Maeve finally injected the anti-psychotics into Bi-Han's bloodstream after she saw the calmness in his outward appearance. Eventually, Bi-Han started to feel the effects of the medications, and drowsiness set in.

"He's gonna be out of it for a few weeks, since he hadn't been on this stuff for over a week. I'm going to keep him here until I'm certain he can handle himself," Maeve explained to the Cryomancer's girlfriend, who simply nodded her approval.

Once Bi-Han was tucked into his bed where he would slumber for the next couple of days, Pilar kissed him on the cheek before leaving the psych ward. She could only hope his behavior would be set straight in time for Smoke's wedding.

If he behaved, she'd be happy to please his little Vagician. Until then, his faggotry would be sedated.

End.

A/N: I don't celebrate Christmas (agnostic atheist here), but I hope those of you who do celebrate it have a great time. I'm not the super mean non-believer who flames religion, so no need to worry. xD

P.S. I'll have a funnier segment up some time after my birthday (on New Year's Day.) If any of you wanna write up a one-shot for me as a birthday gift, go right ahead. ;P I'll return the favor for you when I get the time. :)