Author's note: Hehehe...I hope you guys love this story, I apologize for the excessive swearing.
Disclaimer: I don't own Saiyuki or Harry Potter. I write for fun (sob), please don't sue me. But, the unfamiliar stuffs belongs to me.
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At Hogwarts Express,
Sanzo, Hakkai, Gojyo and Goku were sampling wizarding tidbits went suddenly,
"Ooooo! Big leaping chocolate froggy!" squealed Goku. He then chased after and nearly ate when,
"Ahhhh! Sorry Sirs, but that's Neville's toad, Trevor!" screamed Hermione.
"Eh? Toad? Not real frog?" asked Goku, he was wearing a puzzled expression.
"Yeah, I'm sorry, err, Professor," squeaked Hermione.
"Hear," said Goku, his face slightly fell.
"Thank you, Professor," said Hermione.
As she was turning away, Gojyo put his arm on her shoulder,
"Wait mademoiselle, may I know what your name is?" Gojyo smirked.
"H-Her-m-mione," Hermione said shakily, "I REALLY got to go Professors. Neville needs his toad."
"Hmm Hermione...nice name. Don't go now! Let's have some fun!" Squealed Gojyo excitedly.
TWACK!
Sanzo hit Gojyo with his EXTREMELY large paper fan.
"YOU MORON! SHE'S JUST A KID! GET YOUR PERVERTED ASS BACK HERE!" Sanzo yelled on top of his lungs, which, of course, attracted a hell lot of attention.
Gojyo, whining sofly, let go of Hermione's shoulder. As Hermione quickly walked of (Actually, she was running), Gojyo shouted cheekily at her,
"YOU GOT A NICE PIECE OF ASS THERE!"
"There, there. We have to control ourselves in this mission. Well, Gojyo, these girls are your students. Do behave yourself. And Sanzo, temper!" said Hakkai smilingly (Well, DUH! He's always smiling!).
"B-but! With these angels all around, how can I?" Gojyo said with an very weird imitation of a puppy-face.
"OW! OW! OW! This lolly burnt a hole in my tongue!" cried Goku, with his tongue lolling out.
Hakkai picked up the wrapper and read it, "Acid Pop, burns a hole right in your tongue. "
Goku, slightly, whimpering, nursed his tongue.
"My poor tonguey!"
Sanzo, who was looking out of the window all this while, suddenly declared,
"We've reached the god-damn place."
After a few minutes, the train came to a stop. The place was full of student's chatter, owls hooting, cat's meowing and stuffs. The students rushed out of the train to the platform. And there stood an extremely large man, who was twice the height of a normal person, calling out loudly,
"Firs'-years over here! Firs'-years quickly, come on!"
Gojyo stared at the man, and asked, "You reckon we ask him we are we suppose to go?"
"Good idea," Hakkai replied.
The four of them walked to the huge man and Hakkai said to him politely,
"Excuse me Sir, we are the new Hogwarts teachers and we are quite clueless about where we are suppose to go. Would you mind helping us, Sir?"
"O' course! You can call me Hagrid, I'm now the gamekeepers at Hogwarts, err, ex-Care for Magical Creatures teacher. Well, you can take the carriages to Hogwarts. After that, you will be greeted by Albus Dumbledore, Hogwarts'.." Hagrid did not finish his sentence when Goku interrupted.
"..current Headmaster! So, Can we go now? I REALLY hungry!" complained Goku.
"Err.. Mr Hagrid, sorry for the rude interruption. Do pardon him?" apologized Hakkai.
"Tha's ok! He's righ', you should be going now."
"Thank you!"
The Saiyuki gang boarded a carriage, it passed a wide lake (Ooo.. look! Giant squid! Drools), and finally, after a few minutes of enduring Goku's constant "I'm Hungry!" complains, they arrived at Hogwarts.
"Wow! This school is far bigger than what I've imagine!"
"Hmmm... Where do you think the girls sleep?"
"Food! (Drools)"
"........"
"The Great Hall's this way," said a cold and bitter voice. They looked that the owner of the voice, his face was pale, his hair was shoulder-length and really greasy, he had a large hooked nose, and he was wearing an all-black robe. He stared at them rudely and led them to the Great Hall.
When the entered the Great Hall, they were welcomed by the warmth of the fire. Students(mainly girls) gazed at them starry-eyed. There were four long tables occupied by students, and a long table, which all the teachers sat.
An old wizard with a long silvery beard and clad in purple robe stood up and announced, "Fellow teachers, students and inhabitants of Hogwarts. I present you four new Teachers at Hogwarts. Professor Genjo Sanzo will be teaching Defence Against The Dark Arts, Professor Cho Hakkai, Herbology, Professor Son Goku, Care For Magical Creatures and Professor Sha Gojyo will conduct Arts lesson."
The students applauded loudly as they made their way to the table. Then the old wizard declared,
"Dinner is served!"
And instantly, varieties of food appeared in front of them.
"Dish ish rike being ing Heaven!" said Goku, between mouthfuls.
After the feast, they were summoned to the Headmaster's office.
"As you've told, you are going to teach the lessons which I appointed to you. You will be teaching until the New Year, IF, She's (Konzeon Bosatsu), is pleased with you. Now, You shall return to you rooms, you'll have a busy day tomorrow. Good night."
Thee four of them chanted "Good Night," in unison.
"You know guys, I think I'm going to like being in here. I don't have to share beds with you guys, and well, the girls are cute here!" said Gojyo.
"And the food's great!" said Goku, his face was full of glory.
"Watever, we don't even know a shit about the subjects we're going to teach. This mission is harder and we thought," grumbled Sanzo.
"Well Sanzo, you shouldn't worry to much. You'll have wrinkles!" laughed Hakkai.
"Sanzo already have wrinkles!" said Gojyo.
Then,
"YOU FREAKING IDIOTS BETTER HAUL YOUR SORRY ASSES TO BED BEFORE I PERMENATLY PUT THE LIGHTS OFF!"
Sanzo's yelling echoed and traveled around the school,
"Dumbledore's hired some freaky teachers again!" complained Ron Weasley.
"Somehow, I'm not that surprised!" laughed Harry Potter as the turned off the lights.
"Good night Ron."
"Good night Harry."
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Author's note: My five first reviewers. I can't thank you enough!
To:
Elisa-gurl: Thank's cuzzy for calling it cute!
Inuyuki: Well, the magical folks aren't really bothered by people appearing from nowhere and the ruckus they were making were, urmm, normal! Thanks! I agree, poor Hogwarts!
Arren: Hehe, we'll see about that! Thnx!
DeathAngel2005: Thanx for correcting me!
Adlea Evanstar: hehe... urmm.. Is that for me or the story?
Author thanks all the reviewers and readers for urmm taking interest in this story. Well, what more can I say? Reviews please!