Dealing with the Worst
Chapter 2 Boomerang
By: Major144
Disclaimer I do not own Deadpool or Marvel Comics. This is just a story for fun.
Deadpool and Bob raced to a nearby garage.
"What are we doing here Mr. Wilson?" Asked Bob.
"Bob if were going on a killing crusade were going need wheels. I don't care how lame are targets are were going to kill them in style!" Declared Deadpool as he opened the garage.
Inside was a bright red sports car with two black slits over the front lights.
"She is one badass machine of awesomeness!" Said Wilson.
"Oh man. I going to love putting a key into that!" Said Wade.
Deadpool hopped into the drivers seat.
"Come on Bob." Called Deadpool.
Bob hopped into the passenger seat.
"Man this so exciting!" Exclaimed Bob as the car took off.
The drove for a few minutes. Bob looked at the list of targets.
"So how we going to do this?" He asked.
"We'll it's a top ten list. Will start from number ten and work our way down. Who's are first lame-o who needs killing?" Said Deadpool.
"Lets see our first target is called Boomerang." Said Bob as he looked at the list.
"Type his name into the computer over there." Said Deadpool as he pointed at a touchscreen computer in the dash.
Bob looked at it and saw a SHIELD logo on it.
"Where did you get this?" He asked.
"Oh SHIELD gave to me. You know killed some guys prevent the world from going into chaos the usually super assassin thing." Said Deadpool.
"You mean we stole it from a SHIELD hovercraft." Said Wilson.
"That guy was practically begging us to steal it!" Said Wade.
Bob typed in Boomerang into the computer. A picture of a man in purple and blue spandex appeared with boomerangs on his head and body. Deadpool looked at the photo.
"Dam! If I had a costume like that I would kill myself! His practically asking to be put out of his misery. " Said Wade
"I must agree that costume is atrocities." Said Wilson.
The file gave information about Boomerang.
Real Name: Fred Myers
Occupation: Professional criminal, assassin; former trail guide, baseball pitcher
Equipment: Light body armor and jet boots
Weapons: specialized boomerangs
Shatterangs - Release explosive force equivalent to twenty hand grenades.
Gasarangs - Release tear gas
Razorangs - Razor-edged boomerangs capable of slicing through steel.
Screamerangs - These generate high-intensity sonic waves.
Bladarangs - Boomerangs cut like buzz-saw blades.
Gravityrangs - Create a local gravity field around their target.
Reflexerangs - Solid-weighted boomerangs.
"Shish talk about a bunch of dorky boomerangs!" Said Deadpool as he read the list.
"So how do we find him?" Asked Bob.
Deadpool thought for a few seconds. Then he typed local criminal jobs. A list of jobs popped up. The first was for guarding a shipment of weapons at a warehouse by the pier. He pressed on it and it showed who was hired. Deadpool saw Boomerang on the list.
"Bingo!" He shouted.
"That was illogical." Said Wilson.
"Who cares it's plot convenience! Lets find this Boomerang bozo and kill him!" Said Wade.
Deadpool got the location of the warehouse and let a course for it. Thirty minutes latter they parked their car out of the warehouse. Deadpool and Bob stepped out and approached the house carefully.
"Why are we sneaking?" Asked Wade.
"So we can take our enemy by surprise." Said Wilison.
"Oh come on! Lets go in there like a badass and waste this guy!" Said Wade.
Deadpool decided to go with Wade's idea. He kicked the warehouse door opened and came in welding his katanas and Bob following him from behind. Inside they saw Boomerangs standing with two thugs in front of a crate. The trio of criminals starred at the duo in confusion.
"Who the hell are you?" Demanded Boomerang.
"I'm the amazing Deadpool! The Merc with the mouth! In the name of chimichangas and awesomeness I have come to kill you to prevent you from turning the universe bland!" Shouted Deadpool.
"Did he just steal Spider-Man's catchphrase?" Asked Wilson.
"He sure did! The web head can suck it!" Shouted Wade.
Boomerangs eyes slightly widen at the mention of Deadpool mentioning the plan.
"How do you know about operation Bland?" He asked.
"Oh a godlike fanboy of mine told me." Replied Deadpool.
Bob then decided to introduce himself.
"I am Bob former agent of HYDRA!" He shouted.
The criminals just gave Bob a brief glance. Then they turned back to Deadpool.
"It doesn't matter if you know about the plan your to late! My fellow villains and I will make the Marvel Universe Bland! I will kill you here and make myself relevant in the comics!" Declared Boomerang as he activated his jet boots and took to the air.
He grabbed a couple of his shatterangs and started hurling them at Deadpool and Bob! They just barely avoided the exploding boomerangs. The two thugs went after Bob, while Deadpool dodged more of Boomerang's shatterangs. Deadpool pulled out an Uzi machine gun and fired at Boomerang, who quickly flew out of the way.
"Dam his quick!" Complained Wade.
"Just because his one of the worst villains in Marvel History doesn't mean he isn't a threat. He can fight back." Pointed out Wilson.
"Oh shut up smart ass!" Shouted Wade.
Boomerang threw some bladerangs at Deadpool, who deflected a couple with his sword, but one hit and sunk into his shoulder!
"Ow! Man those things are sharp!" Winched Deadpool.
"Try this on for size!" Shouted Boomerang as he threw a gravityrang at Deadpool's feet.
Almost immediately boxes started lifting in the air and flying towards Deadpool. He sliced one in half, but another plowed into his side and sent him crashing into a stack of crates.
"Talk about disgruntle packages." Said Deadpool as he staggered to his feet.
Boomerang threw a shatterang at Deadpool! The explosion smashed him into a stack of crates that immediately fell on top of him.
"Ha! That was easy! Time for me to collect a little trophy." Said Boomerang as he landed on the ground and walked towards the rubble.
Elsewhere Bob was running from the two thugs. He jumped onto some crates and began climbing. The two thugs began climbing after him. Bob reached the top of the create and leaned against a nearby crate sitting at the edge rest. His weight on the crate caused it to shift and fall off taking out the two thugs. Bob looked down at the at the down thugs.
"I meant to do that!" He shouted randomly to no one.
He went looking for Deadpool.
Meanwhile Boomerang walked up to the pile of destroyed crates looking for Deadpool.
Suddenly Deadpool came leaping out of the rumple welding the bladerang that had been in his shoulder!
"Surprise! Hope you don't mind if I regift this!" Shouted Deadpool as he threw the bladerang at Boomerang! The villain dodged to the right, the bladerang sliced off his left arm at the wrist!
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaa! You son of a bitch!" Screamed Boomerang as he clutched his stub as it squirted blood!
"You know boomerangs are like fangirls they always come back." Said Deadpool.
It took Boomerang a second to register what Deadpool said and what he meant. He turned his head around just in time to see the bladerang come flying towards his neck! He only had time to look horrified as the blade sliced through his neck and decapitated him! Deadpool caught the bladerang as Boomerang's headless body hit the floor.
"Decapitation!" Cheered Wade.
"And with his own weapon nicely done." Said Wilson.
Bob came running up to Deadpool. He looked at the dead super villain lying on the ground.
"You killed him!" Cheered Bob.
"Yeah I did." Said Deadpool as he handed Bob his cellphone. He went over and picked up Boomerang's decapitated head and posed with it. "Take a picture." He said to Bob.
Bob took a picture. Deadpool threw the head away, grabbed the phone, and picture and posted it on Twert. Immediately he got a like from The Watcher.
"Alright lets saddle up Bob we have more people to kill." Said Deadpool.
The two of them left the warehouse to continue their quest.
To be continued.