KillerxPenguin, requested by Acesbabe16 (Tumblr)
That their best friends were dating – or whatever the hell it was those did – didn't mean they had to like each other. It wasn't uncommon for them to sit next to each other in silence when Kid and Law were still busy or just late. They didn't speak, just waited.
Usually when their friends were 'busy', they would leave the room and do their own thing until the men were finished. And when Law and Kid were just late, it usually didn't take that long, especially Law was very punctual.
Usually.
Today they found themselves waiting in the apartment of the two men. It was quiet. There was no sound of yelling and things breaking when Kid lost his temper. Nor the sound of moaning when the two of them where otherwise occupied. The apartment was completely silent, aside from the clock ticking as seconds passed by.
Killer sat on one end of the couch while Penguin occupied the other. Both had their arms crossed before their chests. They each had a key to this place, given by their best friends respectively. Minutes passed by, and still no sign of either Law or Kid.
Killer glanced to the side. Penguin gazed to the wall opposite of him. Like always, he wore a cap with his name on it, hiding his hair and casting a shadow over his eyes. Killer had always figured he didn't like Penguin, since it was a friend of Law's and he didn't like Law. That was mostly because since Kid had met him, he didn't have that much time for his friends anymore, so it was hard to be happy for him. Besides, Law freaked Killer out. He was a little too interested in blood and gore. The blond didn't have anything against gore in movies, but he did against his own blood near a man with a scalpel.
Penguin toyed with the remote control of the TV. "Do you mind?" he asked.
Killer shrugged and the other man turned on the television. Mindlessly, he flipped through the channels. There was nothing good on, as expected, so Penguin decided to turn it off again, accidentally pressing the wrong button and the DVD currently in the DVD player started playing. Surprised, Killer and Penguin looked at the screen, which was showing the exact couch they were sitting on. Apparently, they were watching a homemade film.
"I'm not sure about this," Kid's voice sounded from the speakers.
"Come on, Mister Eustass, you don't hear me complaining about what you picked out."
The next moment, Kid appeared on the screen, wearing nothing but a black leather thong and cowboy boots.
Killer stared in horror at how his best friend was dressed, everything on display, while Penguin rolled over the floor laughing. He was so going to use this against the redhead.
He didn't laugh for long however, when Law came on, wearing lace panties.
Killer and Penguin stared at the screen. They looked at each other. And then, simultaneously, they dove for the remote. Their action had the contrary effect, however, as neither of them managed to hold the remote and press the stop button. They wrestled to make the film stop, though by now the stars weren't wearing anything anymore. Finally, Killer managed to get the remote and turned the DVD off.
Signing in relief, it slowly got through to him what a compromising position they were in. They were on the floor, Penguin lying on his back with the blond currently straddling the other man. Penguin's cap had fallen off and big brown eyes looked up to Killer.
The door fall shut and both men closed their eyes. No. Not now.
Kid stared at them in disbelief while Law started laughing. "You see? I told you they were into each other!"