Well hey guys here's another chapter. Well this is technically the first chapter since the last one was a prologue.
Here's where things get excited, there is going to cussing and maybe sexual references, maybe darkpitxlucina. If not it'll be next chapter.
Have fun, enjoy if its to weird then I'm sorry, ill try to tone it down.
And I remembered this while writing this, um, the first part of the story is inspired by another authors story, but I read it BEFORE I had an account so I don't know the author or the name of the story. I making this to long I'll put more about this in the bottom bye!
Chapter 1 (haha)
Isabelle had sent a memo to all the smashers, well does who understood technology, the rest had to notified in person.
Master hand chuckled, when he asked villager to be a smasher it had upset the blonde dog so much that she begged the hand to be let.
Seeing how upset the dog was he let her prove her worth, to say she got beat up by a lvl. 1 AI would be an understatement. When he suggested she be an assist trophy, she gave out food. He had told her that there no way she could be in the tournament
Then she said she could be a secretary, he did need an assistant, so Isabelle became a secretary and a part time assistant trophy.
Master hand refocused as the living room/main entrance/conference room was being filled by the smashers, the assistant trophies actually got along pretty well with each other, and that was saying something. Shadow the hedgehog was in there.
Most of the smashers were already here and all of them anxious. Last time Master Hand had a meeting was because of a rising threat called taboo, a few days later him and some of the smashers went under mind control. Except Wario he was . . . a special case.
"Do you think something bad is happening?" Peach asked scared, Luigi was trembling next to her thinking the same thing
"Nah" Kirby said
"There is no story mode this time." Meta Knight said
"The fourth wall!" Pit shrieked, his game had enough trouble with that
Peach sighed, though she was glad she could fight (because she had a lot of pent up anger being kidnapped) the subspace emissary had been so exhausting and terrifying. She died like three times!
She felt a pat on her shoulder, she turned to see the triforce bearer of courage smiling reassuringly. Everyone thought that they'd be a couple but Link was something that presented a problem, a blonde (tricked all of you) Peach, despite being a blonde herself, would not date a blonde.
"Hyah," the hero of Hyrule said, when Link came to the mansion he could only make battle sounds. They thought it must've been a malfunction with the teleportation machine. Peach was the only one that could understand him.
"Thanks Link." She said. Master Hand cleared his carpels
"I have called you all here today" he said
"No shit," Dark Pit yelled, he cussed a lot off screen. Master Hand shot a finger beam at him and continued
"Anyway it had come to my attention, in the form of bills" he said the last word venomously "that there are problems between all of you." He rotated to address all the smashers "so I have carried out a plan to change that"
All the smashers gasped, Master Hands plans were infamous, last time he had a plan they almost destroyed the world!
"The idea is that all of you-" master hand said
"ARE GONNA BE LOCKED IN A ROOM TOGETHER!" Crazy Hand teleported into the room. The smashers gasped even louder and all heads turned toward Master Hand for conformation
"It's true," he said. All the smashers erupted into arguments, some at Master Hand, some at each other.
"How could this happen!"
"It's all your fault!"
"Is it because I set Pikachu on fire?"
"I don't want to be paired with Wario" Wii Fit Trainer said. Everyone stopped arguing at that point then started fighting about who gets to be stuck with Wario. Meanwhile Wario sat there with a sad face.
Master Hand and Crazy Hand fused together into Master Core and roared at the smashers. If one thing good came out of that day it was Master Core, it was one thing the Hands were happy about and the smashers lamented.
After reverting to their original forms, Master Hand cleared his carpels.
"All groups have already been decided" he said
"How?" Falco asked. Master Hand froze, he actually never thought about this
"I pressed a shuffle button" he admitted. Everyone in the room faceplamed, including the janitor who was passing by.
"Pika Pi," Pikachu said between both Samuses(Samusi?)
"He said that's stupid." Zero suit explained, she learned Pikachunese from their time in the emissary.
"I honestly thought you had a better plan than this." Isabelle said, she was on stage.
Master hand pointed a finger at the blonde dog, who yelped in fear.
"Your groups are posted in the cafeteria, it starts . . . right after you find out, bye now!" Master hand teleported out of the room
"PAYBACK BITCHES!NACHOS!" Crazy Hand yelled flipping everyone off, he teleported leaving Isabelle the only one on the stage.
Everyone stared at Isabelle with rage and disbelief. The quivering mutt threw a pie into the smashers and ran for it.
The pie had hit Sheik in the face, the Shekiah opened his red eyes and said
"I'm killing that dog." Everyone headed toward the cafeteria to check who they were stuck with. Some praying that if they died it would be by someone decent.
Okay so going back to what I was saying before, I don't know the authors name or the stories name but I remember it was like a life in the smash mansion kind of thing
It had ganondorf baby sitting the kid smashers, some smashers destroying two different convenience stores and robin and Zelda fighting for valedictorian, etc.
Can someone tell me the name of the story so I can give the author the appropriate credit, thx u so much!
Sorry that this chapters long, better than it being short! I was going to make the first group in this chapter but its long enough. I now officially have two groups, and before any of you say it, yes Marth and Ike are in the same group. But there's a surprise (evil laugh) review thxs!