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So how did you like last Chapter? Who is your favourite new character? There's gonna be two new ones in this chapter, and email me at guardian_angel_annie@chickmail.com to tell me who you like the best!!! I'd like feedback on the the good characters and the bad ones!!! Oh yeah, I'm posting up the stories in HTML and Text format on the Pokemon Island! (Our site, at www.pokemonisland.com.bi) One thing good about the HTML format is that there will be pictures and of course, pictures of the new characters (I'm drawing them myself!!!!) Please go and see!!! You can even say my pictures suck badly!!!!!! Ok, onto the story!!!!
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The author sat down and began typing. New characters...hmm, she thought. I kinda like Lana...she's just like me.
She suddenly realizes what you're thinking.
"I'm not a dopey person!!!!" she protests. She stormed out of her room, and tripped over her own Pokemon on the way. And slipped on some Pokeballs.
"I said I'm not dopey!!!" she repeats.
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Chapter Two: Underground Crisis!
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Lana and Brock were talking about their rock Pokemon. Ian and Angela were discussing where to get the best potions for their Pokemon. Ash stared out of the window of the bus while Misty and Pikachu played with Togepi.
"Togrrrreeeeepiiii!!!" Togepi giggled again.
"Wow!!! What an adorable Togepi!! I'd always wanted one of them!!!" said a voice. Misty and Ash both turned around to see who it was. There were two boys; one had brown hair and brown eyes and the other one had navy hair and purple eyes. (Only Japanese cartoon people can have hair and eyes that colour.)
"Salut!!! Je m'appelle Alex. Comment t'appelle tu??" said the one with the brown eyes.
"Huh??? Me???" said Ash. He hissed to Misty, "What did that guy say??"
"Alex said hi, my name is Alex, and what's your name." said Misty somewhat smugly.
"Don't mind Alex. Alex can speak English and Pokemonish too, but likes to trick people by saying French." said the one with the dark blue hair. "By the way, my name is Tom. I train Pokemon too. I hear you're the famous Ash Ketchum, right?"
"Yeah!!" said Ash. He didn't know he was that famous.
"Would you like a Pokemon battle after we get off the bus?" asked Tom, his purple eyes. He rubbed his hands through his spiky blue hair, and grinned nervously.
"Me too!!" said the brown haired guy, who finally stopped speaking French. "Oh, sorry for speaking something you don't know. My name is Alex, and I want a Pokemon battle with you later too!!!"
Angela stood up and said, "Children!!!! Get back to your seats right NOW!! The bus is not for running around in!!!!!! GET BACK NOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!"
"Ouch...loud woman..." Alex swung around, and his long brown hair caught into Tom's face. Alex and Tom ran back to their seats.
"Watch your hair, buster!" said Tom, his purple eyes flashing.
"Sorry!" said Alex meekly.
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It was a great place for a Pokemon battle. Although this little short break wouldn't be able to fit two Pokemon battles, Ash did want his Pokemon to warm up for the fights later on.
Tom stood 10 metres away from Ash. He called out, "Ready yet?"
"Ready when you are!!" said Ash.
"Fine! Go Abra!!!!" yelled Tom, tossing out a Pokeball with a lot of style.
"Bulbasaur!! I choose you!!!!!" said Ash, chucking out a Pokeball without the style Tom had.
"Abra!! Teleport!!!!!"
Bulbasaur charged straight at Abra, and suddenly Abra disappeared. Abra then reappeared behind Bulbasaur.
"Bulbasaur!! Look out!!!!!"
Too late. Bulbasaur had got hit by Abra.
"Abra!!!! Psywave!!!!!!!"
Abra's eyes lit up, and then Bulbasuar's did. Suddenly, Bulbasaur was lifted off the ground and was flying.
"BULBASSSSSSAUUUUUUURR!!!!" Bulbasaur called out scaredly.
Abra's eyes suddenly stopped glowing, and so did Bulbasaur. Bulbasuar dropped down.
::Zoom ::Zoom ::ZOOM ::ZOOM ::
Luckily, Ash caught Bulbasaur before he hit the ground. Bulbasaur stared weakly at Ash.
"Bulbasaur, return..." said Ash, sending him back into the Pokeball.
"Alright!!! Go-" said Tom.
"Alright!!! Time's up!!! Get back into the bus now!!!" said Angela, hustling all everyone in.
"Well, Ash, I guess we can complete it sometime later!" said Tom. His hair was all sweaty. "You have really raised your Pokemon well."
"Really? No, you did. You won, after all." said Ash.
"Well, when we get to the hotel, I'm gonna beat ya!" said Alex, his brown hair shaking wildly. "You're gonna lose!!!!"
Then Alex and Tom went back to where they were sitting, at the back of the bus.
"Gee...Alex reminds me of Gary..." thought Ash.
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Tom and Alex sat down. Tom took out his Kadabra to feed him, while Alex was playing with his Farfetch'd. Alex smirked at Tom.
"Why are you always such a goody goody? Always acting nice and sweet in front other trainers. Why can't you be act like someone like me? Be cool for once, kid."
"I'm not a kid."
Kadabra had sensed something very wrong in the air. He turned around, and hit the person next to Tom.
"...And while you're at it, stop acting like a boy!!!" said Tom.
"Well, talk about you and to mum. 'Mummmy, I really really like ya.'" Alex did another one of his famous smirks. "You should stop acting like a girl."
"What's wrong, Kadabra?" Tom sensed that Kadabra had sensed something. "Are you sensing what I'm sensing????"
Kadabra nodded. He somewhat nervously threw his spoons into the air. And hit the person next to Tom.
"Hey!!! Boy!!! Your Pokemon there hit me twice. You're gonna be so sorry that he ever did that!!!!" yelled the pink haired girl.
"It's not up to me where Kadabra throws his things." said Tom.
"Well... where Kadabra moves will be up to me when I get him. I challenge you to a Pokemon Battle!!!!" she yells.
"Fine!!!!" said Tom. "Go Hypno!!!!!!"
"WAIT!!!! Gotta...I gotta...say it!!!!" The girl seems annoyed. "Prepare for trouble!!!!!!"
As if on cue, a blue haired boy jumps up and says, "Make that double!!!!"
"Oh no!!!! It's Team Rocket!!!!!" Misty yelled from the front of the bus.
The people on the bus suddenly ducked down, as though Jesse and Jame had hijacked the bus.
"We were expecting you, twerps!!!" said James.
"SHUT UP JAMES!!!!! To protect the world from devestation!!!!" said Jesse.
"Hypno!! Use your Hypnosis attack!!!!" said Tom.
"Ahhhhh!!!! To unite all peoples within...within...." said James, as he fell asleep.
"I want a go too!!! Go Doduo!!! Use your peck attack!!!!" said Alex. Doduo ran up to Jesse and started to peck at her.
"Stupid vermin!!!! Get your little bird beak off me!!!!" said Jesse.
"Pikachu! I choose you!!!" said Ash from the front. Pikachu ran between Jesse and James and did his Thunderbolt attack. "Piiikkkkkkkaaaaaa-CHHHHUUUUU!!!"
"Look's like Team Rocket's blasting off again!!!!!!" screamed Jesse, as she and James flew off.
"What a day..." sighed Tom, sitting down next to Kadabra.
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Ash, Misty, Brock, Lana, Ian, Tom, and Alex followed Angela as they went deeper into Rock Tunnel. Pikachu stayed on Ash's shoulder the whole time. He did not want to get lost in it. Misty was talking to Ian while he nodded and shrugged. Tom and Alex were talking to Lana, and Brock was doing the same.
"This place is giving me the creeps..." said Misty, not very pleased to be there. "I mean, look at it. So dark."
"Misty. It is dark as we are in a tunnel." said Ian as a matter of factly.
Tom and Alex decided to join their conversation. "I don't want any Pokemon that's rock type." said Alex. "Unless it's a rock kinda bird."
"I won't mind rock Pokemon. I think it'll just be unique from the rest of mine." smiled Tom.
They kept on debating wether or not it would be good to have rock Pokemon in their 'unique' collections when it happened.
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Lana, pointing at the unidentified flying object that bit her. "A-a-a u-u-f-o!!!!!!"
"No, wait!!! It's a Zubat!!!" said Ash.
"You're mine!!!" yelled Alex, holding out a Pokeball. "Pidgeotto!! I choose you!!!"
A red beam of light shot out to reveal Pidgeotto. He flapped up and stared straight at Zubat. "Pidegotto, use your quick attack!!!"
Pidgeotto went at the speed of light (!) and zoomed straighted accross Zubat. Zubat went and bit Pidgeotto, taking a bit of his blood for himself.
"Pidgeotto!! Hang on!!! Use your gust attack!!!!" said Alex. Pidgeotto got up and flapped his wings. It blew Zubat onto the ground.
"Pokeball, GO!!" Alex threw a Pokeball and engulfed the very weak Zubat inside it. "YES!!!"
"Good on you, Alex!!!!!!" said Misty, slapping him hard on the back.
"Come on children!!! We'd better get moving or else you won't catch as much as you wanted!!!" called Angela.
"Right!!!!" said the children, running up towards her.
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Ash walked around, looking through the dark. Suddenly, he bumped into something. And it was hard.
It's gotta be a fossil, thought Ash. This really is my lucky day.
"Hey Lana!" Ash called. "Come over here! I think I found a really rare fossil so please come and check!!!"
"Coming!!" Lana touched the object. She felt around some more. Then she turned to Ash. "We are in very deep trouble."
Ash's stomach churned. This is NOT my lucky day, he thought.
"What?" said Ash. Onix had been rudely awoken up from his beauty sleep and was enraged. When Pokemon are enraged, the best thing to do is to-
"Run!!!!" screamed Ash. He took off, with Lana right behind him. Their fellow companions found out, and proceed to do what Ash and Lana did.
"Ahhh!!!!!" They yelled as Onix chased after them.
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Puff...puff...pant...pant... Ash and co. had finally escaped the rage of a wild Onix. Ash looked at his new Pokemon. (Onix...) There was no escaping him so Ash had caught him.
"Ash...next time...don't ever...wake an Onix AGAIN!!!" screamed Misty, trying to catch her breath.
"Great, Ash, just great. You really chose the right time to wake an Onix from her beauty sleep." snarled Alex, who already caught his breath.
"Alex, you don't have to blame it all on Ash. He didn't know Onix was asleep." said Tom, leaning agaist the wall.
"Ash may have thought it was a specimen." said Ian.
"Children...let's eat..." said Angela. She set up a picnic blanket and everyone plopped down tiredly. Everyone took out their lunches and dug in happily.
"Prepare for trouble!!!" said an evil feminine voice.
"Make it double!!!!!" said a definite male voice.
"No! Not again!!" Misty slapped her forehead.
"It's Team Rocket!" said Ash.
"To protect the world from devestation!"
"To unite all peoples within our nation!!"
"To denounce the evils of truth and love!!"
"To extend our reach to the stars above!!"
"Jesse!!!"
"James!!!"
"Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light!!!!!"
"Surrender now, or prepare to fight!!!"
"Meowth!!! That's right!!!!"
"Let's get outta here!!!!" said Misty. "I don't wanna be trapped with rock Pokemon and some rockbrains!!!!"
"You've got no way out!!!! We blocked the entrance!!!!" said James.
"I will take this battle." said Angela. "Go Jigglypuff!!!"
"Jiggly!! Jigglypuff!!" said the Pokemon when it came out.
"Go Arbok!" screamed Jesse.
"Go Weezing!!" said James.
Jigglypuff looked at the two Pokemon. It decided to attack Weezing. It ran straight to Weezing and pounded it.
"Go Squirtle!!! Attack Arbok!!" yelled Ash, throwing a Pokeball. It shot out a red beam of light and formed Squirtle.
"Squirtle!" said the Pokemon.
"Squirtle!! Use your Water Gun attack!!" said Ash.
"Chhaarrrbok!!!" said Arbok. It ran straight at Jigglypuff until it got hit by water.
"Jigglypuff!!! Keep on pounding Weezing!!!" said Angela.
"Squirtle!!! Bubble!!!" yelled Ash.
The two Pokemon made combined efforts. Then Arbok fell on top of Weezing, who had fainted. "Weezing Weezing!!" said Weezing.
"Let's get outta here!!!" Meowth made a run to the exit and Jesse and James followed.
"No way are you going to get out!" said Ian. "Go Charizard!!! Fire Spin!!!"
Charizard came out of the Pokeball and made a circle of fire, trapping Team Rocket in it. "Charrr." it said in a low voice.
"Well! That means we'll be trapped together!!" said Jesse.
"I don't care. Let's leave them here and try to make our way out." said Misty. "Unless they say sorry and get us out."
"I'm sorry!!" said James.
"James!! You're not meant to say sorry to our mortal enemies!!!" said Jesse.
"I wanna get outta here!!!" wailed James.
"Fine. I'm sooooo sorry." said Jesse in a falsetto voice.
"Squirtle!! Water Gun!!!" Squirtle put out the fire.
"Now you have to help us find our way out." said Misty.
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"I was sure it was this way," said Jesse, feeling around the wall.
"Stop trying to trick us! It won't work! And we've got two Charizards here, so don't try anything funny," said Misty, holding two Pokeballs.
"Alright! Whatever you say, twer-, I mean, _Queen_..." said Jesse.
"Pff!!!!!" snarled Misty.
"Hey!! Look over here!!!" called Ash. Misty and Jesse ran to where Ash was. "This is the exit...isn't it???"
"Well!!! Let's get outta- accckkkkkkkk!!!!!!!" said Misty.
"Misty!! Are you ok?" called Alex, to see where Misty had fallen.
"I'm...I'm alright..." said Misty faintly.
"What happened???" asked Lana.
"Oh! It's one of our booby traps!" said James. "I think there's another one right here..."
"ARRRRHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" The rest of the people had fallen down to where Misty was.
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"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh! Sorry!" said the author! "So many ! marks! Yes, I know there is way to much here but I can't resist! It makes it so exciting!"
Then she realizes there are so many exclaimation marks! Ok! I'll stop putting them in! Happy!
Sorry! On with the story!
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"Ash!!! Get your butt outta my face!!!" gritted Misty, with her teeth between Ash's full moons.
"Lannnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! I can't see with your hand in my face!!!!!" said Alex.
"Sorry!"
"Ian! You're not as light as a Pidgey, you know!" said Tom.
"Brock, why did you fart in my face???" said Ash.
Brock had the decency to smile sheepishly. Suddenly, he said, "Look at that!!!!"
"What?" said Ash. Suddenly, he saw it too.
Suddenly, everyone saw it. And suddenly, everyone was scared.
"W-what is t-that???" shivered Misty, sitting on top of Ash's lap.
"I-I dun-no..." said Ash, clutching onto James. "And I don't think I like it..."
Then the creature stepped out. "Golem..." said the Pokemon.
"It's a Golem!!" said Lana.
"Accckkk!!!!!! Run!!!" Angela yelled as Golem started to roll to where they are. Ash, Lana and Brock ducked out of the way, as the rest of the people were flattened.
"Squirtle!" yelled Ash, turning his cap around. "I choose you!"
A red beam of light shot out, and out came Squirtle. "Squirtle squirtle!"
Golem turned around from stomping Alex's Dodou. He turned and shot a death-glare towards Squirtle. He tucked his head and feet in and rolled towards Squirtle.
"SQUIIIIRRRRRRRTTTLLEEE!!!!!" Squirtle panicked and made a run for it. But it made a swift turn and shot some water at Golem. Then it continued running off.
Golem got hit in the face and it lost its speed. Squirtle took the opportunity to water gun it one more time. Golem fell down weakly.
"Pokéball, GO!!!" Ash threw a Pokeball towards the weak Golem. The Pokeball struggled for a few times, and suddenly-
"Golem!!!!" Golem shot out and began another attack at Ash.
"Ahh!!!!!" he screamed. "Po-pokeball....GO!!" Ash made another attempt to capture Golem. And finally, Golem gave in and became Ash's.
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"Well! Now I got a Golem!!" Ash said as he unpacked his clothing on his bed at the PokéInn. He sighed. He looked at the Pokeball which held his powerful Pokemon and sighed one more time.
"How long does Misty take in a shower? I mean, we only clean ourselves... girls do take very long." said Ash.
"Girls like to spend a little more time being cleaner, rather than boys. They just splash around and say they've had a bath." said Lana, defending her gender.
"Ketchum, remember I said we're gonna have a battle. And let's do it now!" said Alex.
"Not now...I'm poofed." said Ash.
Ian sat silently on his bunk on top of Ash. Lana had a bunk underneath Misty, and was patiently putting on make-up. Brock had his own bed, and was placing his Pokeballs in order on it. Alex was playing with his Farfetch'd on the top bunk while his bunk-buddy, Tom, complained that Farfetch'd was farting on the bed.
"I'm donnnnnneeeee!!!! Ash, your tuurrnn!!!!!!!!" sang Misty. "Let's go shopping now, Alex, Lana. I'm ready!!!!"
"Well, Ash, challenge ya later!" said Alex, grabbing his jacket and running off to where Misty and Lana was waiting for him at the door.
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Misty and Lana walked through the aisles of clothing at the PokéBoutique. Misty flipped through the aisles of clothing before finding a pale blue dress.
"Would this look nice for tonight's Pokedance?" asked Misty.
"Gee, that'd really suit your figure. Wait! Give me that!" said Lana, making a snatch for it.
"By the way, where's Alex?" asked Misty, clutching onto the dress.
"At the Arcades. Like where boys would go." said Lana, clutching onto the other half of the magnificent blue dress.
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Ash came out of the bath. He sighed. The bath had really relaxed his nerves. Then he looked at the flyer on his bed.
The Annual Summer Pokédance! A chance to show your creativity as a Pokemaster! Join in the fun! Awards and prizes to be won! All catergories! Free entertainment! Music all night! Join in! No booking required! Just have a partner! Tonight 7:00 at the Pokémon Shopping Centre.
Ash held the flyer for the boys to see. The boys gathered around to look at the flyer.
"Wow! A chance to show my dancing skills to the world!!!!" said Brock. He imagined himself in a ballet-like thing holding Lana.
"Hmm... who should I dance with?" thought Ian, having the vision of himself doing a tango with a broom.
"Wait! We don't have any tuxedos! We have to buy some!" said Ash.
"No need for a tux. What'd a disco need?" said Tom, thinking of himself with an Elvis wig with some silver Elvis clothes that showed his chest hairs.
"Well, LET's GO!" The boys grabbed their Pokeballs and their wallets and took off towards the shopping centre.
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Misty came out, wearing the blue dress. Looks like she'd won the contest. She swirled in fron of the mirror to see if she looked perfect from every angle. Finally, she paid for it.
"Misty, what about this one?" asked Lana, holding out a short dress with Pokeballs imprinted all over it.
"Pretty! It'd suit you!" said Misty.
"Wow! This dress would look great on me!" said a voice. A pink haired girl glared at Lana. "Whaddaya think you're doing, holding my dress?" she snarled.
"That's mine!" said Lana, gripping harder onto it.
"No! That's mine!" The girls pulled and twisted and bit each other until the flimsy material of the dress tore apart. The owner of the shop was not pleased.
"It's her fault!" said one girl about the other. They all walked off their seperate ways.
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Alex caught yet another Pokemon when suddenly someone slapped him on the back, making him realise his grip on the joystick.
"Yo Al!" said Tom, holding a bag in one hand. All the boys behind him had one too. "What are you dressing for the dance?"
"Already decided." smiled Alex secretively.
"Well, we won't tell you either." said Tom.
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Ash tried on his costume back at the PokeInn. It was a perfect fit. Even the tail showed out well.
"Hey Brock. Do I look ok?" he asked.
"You look fine, like me." said Brock, wearing a dark black and grey garment. "But I don't think I fit."
"ARGGGGHHHHHH!!!!! It's 6:59 now!!!!" screamed Tom. "Run!!!"
The boys ran out of the room and straight to the Shopping Centre.
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Misty and Lana stood waiting at the Pokemon Shopping Centre, waiting for the boys. "Who are you going to dance with?" asked Misty.
"Brock...he's very sweet..." sighed Lana dreamily.
Misty only stared.
"Misty!! Lana!!" called Ash. He ran to them.
"What's been taking you so long?!?!" said Misty. Then she noticed their costues, ahem, _Formal Nightwear_. She and Lana laughed hard.
"Heeehheeeeee hhooooooooohoooooo haaahaaaa!!!!!" shrieked Misty, rolling on top of the floor, dirtying her beautiful dress. Lana did the same.
"What's wrong with wearing _THIS_???" snarled Ash.
"This isn't a costume party!!!! Stop acting like idiots!!!" Misty laughed.
Lana don't have the breath to talk.
Ash was in a Pikachu costume. He looked like a gigantic Pikachu, with a real Pikachu sitting on his shoulder.
"Pika pi?" asked Pikachu. (What's so funny wearing a _Pikachu_ costume?)
Tom was in a Alakazam costume, helping some kids scoop up ice-cream with his two spoons. Then he came up to them and beckoned for Misty to lick the ice cream off the spoons. She refused.
Ian was in no better state. He was wearing a Charizard costume, and had his head peeking out of the mouth of Charizard. And he had a real flame burning on his tail, which explained why Charizard was sweating so much.
"I feel very hot in this costume, and I'm not even dancing yet," said Ian from inside the mouth.
Brock caught everyone's attentions when he tripped over again. He sighed, got up, and tripped again over his Onix costume.
"Couldn't they have one the right size?" asked Brock, rubbing some bruises.
"Where's Alex?" asked the gigantic Pikachu.
"Hi!! I'm here!!!" said Alex. He, er, _SHE_, was wearing a white dress, with her hair pinned up.
"You're female?" said Ash.
"Well, uh-duh, since when did _YOU_ figure this out?" said Misty.
"I'm not Alexander, I'm Alexandra!" said Alex. "Huh! Just coz I'm a tomboy doesn't mean I'm male!"
Ash and Brock stared at each other confusedly. Then they all let it pass and went to the front door of the dance floor. A short, jolly man met them at the door.
"Hello, ladies and gents. Welcome to the Annual Pokedance!! So where are your partners?" he asked.
The children stared at each other and paired up. Brock with Lana, Ash with Misty, Alex with Tom and Ian with Charizard.
"You may pass," said the man, letting Ian through.
"Hey! Why can't we go through!?" asked Brock.
"You are to dance with your Pokemon tonight. This is a human and Pokemon dance." said the man.
"WHAT?" said the children.
The children were prepared to dance with each other, but not with Pokemon! This is absolutely absurd! Find out what happens in Chapter 3: The PokeDance Chaos!
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The author walked out into the night air in her costume for the dance.
This is sure to blow away the rest of the people, she thought. She just knew her Metapod costume was the best.
My partner and I are sure to win! she thought confidently. She then placed her arm around Kakuna's and went off to the Pokemon Shopping Centre's Annual Pokedance.
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Well, I've got more Pokeideas here! Like the PokeInn and the PokeDance and the Pokemon Shopping Centre! You can always use the idea but only if you ask first. But of course, they won't beat McPokemon. (M-m-m-m it's Mac time!) So how do you like this Chapter? Sorry for the lack of updates, but I'm writing another fanfic at the moment too. (For NGE) Send me all feedback at guardian_angel_annie@chickmail.com and please, I mean, please, write your honest opinion! If you thought it was dumb, tell me. If you thought it was great, tell me too. I won't mind. In fact, if you say it is dumb, then I can improve on my mistakes! And please visit our site! And thanks again to my pre-reader, Charizard!
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Send all fanmail and hatemail, death threats, pictures, ads, and anything Pokemon related (or any anime, actually) to my email address, as listed above. Please don't steal any ideas unless you ask me!! Especially the McPokemon one. I love that one, it's my best idea so far.
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