PHOENIX WRIGHT ACE FANFICTION SPORKER

CHAPTER 2

"the management wood like to remind professor layton that plotting against us is punishable by DEATH!" said speakers

AND THEN SPIKES SURROUNDED LAYTON AND THEY SPIKED HIIIIM

"OWWWW" shouted layton "dammit now im ghost!"

"but u were already ghsot" said miles

"o yeah" said layton "but still, DAT HURT, I SHUD SUE"

"sorry, its govermintly approved, mr bill hawks signed this contract so its legal" said speakers

"but bill hawks was arrested"

"shut up, for a gentleman u love to break the rules, anyway are u guys readin this fic or are we movin onto better fics?"

"fiiine" said pheenix but then the screen went white

"wtf, were reading snow white" said phoenix but then there were black dots that zoomed into it and they were words

"PHOENIX WRIGHT SPEED ATTORNEY BY JAKKID166"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" shouted pheenix and miles

"what is the matter" said layton

"idk, it said the author was jakkid so id be exitted" said phoenix

"that is WRONG, we shall KILL this man" said miles grabbing a knife

one day phoenix wright was at hom-

just then mills stabbed teh screen

"u fucker" said speakers "that was not on the contract, so we suing u"

"WHAT" said miles and the speakers used the teleporter to send them all of the bottom of the sea

"gluggluglug" gluggled phoenix "(this is it im dead i wanted to fuck u miles but FUCK U)"

but before he blacked out a scary guy came and grabbed him and took him to underwater courtroom

"GAAASP you SAVED US" gasped phoenix

the four of them woke up

and the man was

SPARK BRUSHEL

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" screamed phoenix "GO AWAY, HALLOWEEN WAS TWO WEEKS AGO"

""fish jurnalists saves lawyers from drowing in teh sea gets screamed at by the guy with spiky hair" end quote" said brushel

"oh uh ok fine"

"good your alive" said speakers "now make ur opening statement defense or we feed u to the fish"

"AAAAAGH OK OK" siad phoenix "wait why am i defending"

"yeah" said pheenix "this is MY miles, i gotta SAVE HIM"

"ok, we can both defend" said phoenix

"are u sure we can have two phoenix wrights"

"whatever, we can have phoenix and ryuichi so we can have this too"

"ok"

"times up" said speakers "calling the witness"

the witnes was a fanfiction

"WHAT" said teamnix

but they were forced to read MORE FANFICTION

miles edgeworth and the broken tv

miles and gumshoe wer sittin at home, watchin ace strippers on sekCTV

"wow thats my favrit show" said phoenix

"u have horrible tastes the steal sammyray is the best show on sekCTV"

"pff that shit is PG caus kids might see it" said phoenix

"ok enough stupid conversation" said speakers "u cannat delay fic, lets get to the best part to make up for lost time"

miles and gumshoe watch it and go to the bedroom

"hey pal ur pants are down" said gumshoe

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" shouted pheenix "GET AWAY FROM EDGYPOO U DICK"

so pheenix ran at the fanfiction with a pen and scribbled all over it

"HA" shouted speakers "we got u now"

"huh what did i do"

and then speakers took the pen from pheenixs hand

"what you just scribbled out..." said speakers "WAS THE PROOF THAT THE BREAKING WAS SOMEONE ELSES FAULT, NOW IT JUST HAS THE PART WHERE GUMSHOE THINKS HE SEES MILES BREAK THE TV WITHOUT THE THINKS BECAUSE THAT WOULD MAKE IT LESS DECISIVE, U FELL FOR OUR TRAP PHEENIX WRIGHT"

"NOOOOOOOOO" shouted pheenix

"dont feel bad pheenix, ther wasnt anything u cud have done, those snakes" said phoenix

"well it seems theres no reason to continue this trial, I DECLARE MILES"

"no" said someone who was LAYTON GHOST "mr speakers, if ther is one thing i have learned in my afterlife, it is dat every puzzle has an answer"

"layton!" shouted phoenix "quick whats the answer"

and then layton dropped something on the ground "WE RUN"

layton ghost grabbed the three and he ran to brushel who was waiting for them and they swam out to the water and the bomb exploded blowing up the glass courtroom under sea

"GLALGALLGLL HURRY UP YU TOOTHBRUHS" phoenix tried to say under water

so toothfish swam up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up until he finally got to the top of the sea

"jesus that took 4 lines where the fuck are we gasssp" said layton ghost catching his breath

"why u need breath, ur ghost" said pheenix

"yeah, but ghosts need ghost air or they become the air and die" siad layton

"oh i see" said pheenix

"ok but seriously where the fuck are we" said layton

"we just got out of the marianna trench" said brushel "i help u guys stop speakers because they tried to kill me, let me take u to my masters"

so brushel turned back into fish and he swam them down to a cave and then inside the cave 4 giant fishies appeared

"brushel, u have return to us" said fish master 1

"oh shit, thank god im hungry" said phoenix grabbing his nife and his fork he carries for emergencies

"no phoenix, these are the peeople that saved me and gave me fish powers, dont kill them" said brushel

"ughhhh ok but only if we go down to the fish shop after" said phoenix

"phoenix wright, u are a man we are interested in, in fact u are the man who is detsniyed to slay the management, good thing ur here so we can teach u how to stop them" said fish master 2

"wait wer only here cause management sent us here, what was ur plan if that didnt happen"

"do not question the metods of the fish masters" said fish master 3

"ugh fine, so we do this thing or what"

"yes" said fish master 4 "come phoenix wright, it is time for u to learn the secret art of fighting... objectionati"

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

TO BE CONTINUED