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Precinct Z: Mysteries and Discoveries
Radditz was waiting patiently at the doorstep of Capsule Corporations. The place was so huge they had a whole street just for the company and all it's crazy inventions. However, at the end of the street was where the dome-like house was. Here the owners of the company lived and worked on new innovations. At 7pm sharp a car pulled up to the driveway and Vegeta and Yamcha emerged. "Punctual as always," Radditz complimented with a smirk.
"The Prince of all saiyans is never late," Vegeta said. Yamcha rolled his eyes and Radditz gave him a sarcastic bow. Vegeta scowled and said, "fuck you."
"So why are we at Capsule Corp?" Yamcha said nervously scratching his head.
"We need scientific help," Radditz said noticing Yamcha's nervousness and giving Vegeta a small glance.
"Why are you so nervous Yamcha?" Vegeta said almost teasingly.
"Um…because…er…"
"Because he's my cheating ex-boyfriend," a female voice said startling the two saiyans a making them turning around abruptly.
"Hi Bulma," Yamcha said softly.
Bulma glared at him for a moment then turned to the two saiyans. She opened her mouth to speak to Radditz but froze when she saw Vegeta. He was so gorgeous. Sure he was shorter than all the guys she's ever dated, but a thousand times more attractive. She could have started drooling if Radditz hadn't caught on and saved her from the embarrassment.
"Bulma!" he said startling her, "these are my partners. It seems like you know Yamcha, so this is Vegeta."
Vegeta scowled and rolled his eyes. Bulma, offended, wanted to stick out her tongue at him but that seemed a bit childish. 'God what's the use of being so hot if you're gonna be a disrespectful, asshole,' Bulma thought, 'still, he would be a nice fuck.'
"So what is it we need scientific help with, we're infiltrating a gang," Vegeta said.
"Let's go inside and I'll explain," Bulma said.
"I wasn't talking to you woman," Vegeta said harshly.
Bulma was ready blow a fuse, she wasn't gonna let some asshole cop talk to her that way, especially in her own house. "Hey Veggie, or whatever your name is…"
"It's Vegeta bitch!" he shouted angrily.
"Yeah whatever," Bulma said, "You do NOT insult me in my house you pompous, prick, now get inside so we can get down to business and keep your potty mouth shut!"
Radditz started chuckling and Yamcha dropped his jaw in surprise. She certainly wasn't this feisty when they were dating, if she was he would have never cheated on her. Vegeta's face reddened with anger and he opened his mouth to counter but Radditz grabbed his arm firmly and pushed him toward the door of the house. "We're here to work," Radditz said, "come on we have no time to waste."
Vegeta 'hmphed' and walked into the house with his arms crossed. He's never met a more infuriating yet intoxicating woman. He was gonna do his briefing and then he would give that a woman a piece of his mind, no one could disrespect the prince of saiyans and get away with it.
The three cops sat at the large dinning table and Bulma joined them shortly after with a file. "Now to answer your question officer Veggie…"
"First of all it's Lieutenant, and second of all it's VEGETA!" he barked.
Bulma smirked in satisfaction at pissing him off then said, "yes you guys are on a mission to infiltrate a gang, but you guys already took down the brawn of the operation. Now you're going after the brains and they're not easy to take down. They have a lab where they produce all kinds of illegal drugs by the billions. Before you guys take them down, we have to find the lab and shut it down."
"We?" Vegeta said.
"Yeah Veggie, we, as in us, the four of us," Bulma said.
Vegeta growled and Radditz chuckled again. "Actually Bulma," Radditz said, "We can't ALL infiltrate the lab. We're undercover remember, if we infiltrate the lab we'll blow our cover."
"Ok so the two of you go undercover and Radditz you can help me," Bulma said wanting in no way to be stuck with Vegeta or worse, with Yamcha.
Radditz couldn't stop the smile that became plastered on his face. "Sorry Bulma, but I'm already undercover I can't leave now, and Vegeta is too temperamental to keep a cover, so Yamcha and I will go undercover and you'll have to work with Vegeta."
Bulma gulped and said, "Radditz is there no other way?"
"Ha nope," Radditz said with an amused smile. Yamcha couldn't help but snicker and Bulma gave him a deathly glare.
"Shut up weakling," Vegeta said, "Radditz just did it to get you alone." Yamcha paled and Radditz broke into laughter. "And as for you woman, as long as you're working with me, I'm in charge got it."
Bulma scoffed and said, "don't count on it." This was gonna be a LONG week.
…...
Goku was breezing by the solitary freeway on his motorcycle. He was enjoying the fresh air running through his black spiky hair. It was the only thing about the grave yard shift he truly liked. It wasn't long until he reached the end of his route, which was the city limits of Satan City and Van Chester Heights. The officer working the graveyard shift in the other town was posted there on his bike looking out into the city. "Using you're saiyan eyesight Nappa?" Goku asked.
"Yes Kakkarot," Nappa said, "why drive around like an idiot when you can watch over the town from here and spring into action once you see trouble?"
"True," Goku said, "maybe I just like the night breeze when I'm driving."
"Or maybe you're just stupid," Nappa said rudely.
"Last I remember Nappa, I can kick your ass with one hand tied behind my back," Goku teased.
Nappa rolled his eyes and said in the saiyan tongue, "Don't rub it in."
Goku wasn't as fluent in the saiyan tongue but he could hold his own, so he responded in the same language, "don't call me stupid."
Nappa flashed him a glare and Goku broke out into a smile. Suddenly a jet black car zoomed past them going over a hundred miles an hour. Nappa and Goku watched go by then looked at each other. "Mine or yours?" Goku said returning back to English.
"Well he drove from my area into yours," Nappa said also in English, "so technically he should be mine. But he's speeding through your area now so, all yours Kakkarot."
Goku flashed him a grin and proceeded to follow the jet black speeder. Nappa was way out of sight by the time Goku caught up with the car and pulled it over. Goku's saiyan hearing could hear the cussing going on from inside the car and he chuckled a bit. He tapped the window with his flashlight and lit it as the window started rolling down.
"Good evening sir….ma'am?" Goku said in surprise. A woman? Driving that fast! At this time of night?
"Good evening officer," she said nervously.
"Driver's license and registration please," Goku said, as the woman began searching her purse, Goku continued, "I caught you doing 90, do you know how dangerous that is?"
"Sorry, it's just I can't let them catch me," she said anxiously looking back behind her.
"Catch you? Who?" Goku said looking back.
The girl hurriedly gave Goku her license and registration and said, "hurry officer please, I have to go!" Tears started rolling down her cheeks, now Goku was worried.
"Alright Miss…" Goku said looking at her license to learn her name, "Chichi?"
"Yes that's right," Chichi said impatiently.
"Look I'm a cop, if you're in trouble I can help you," Goku said.
"It's not really trouble it's just…" Chichi started. She was interrupted by loud screeching sounds coming from behind them and the sounds of a sirens. Five jet black cars came speeding down the highway toward Chichi and Goku and Nappa was trailing behind them trying to pull them over. The cars stopped in the middle of the highway blocking Chichi and Goku. Nappa jumped off his motorcycle and took out his gun. "Hey freeze!" he yelled out as the doors of the cars opened, creepily in unison.
"They've come for me! Please officer help me!" Chichi pleaded.
"Don't worry Miss Chichi, no one will hurt you," Goku said taking out his gun and joining forces with Nappa.
"Put your hands behind your head and lay down on the floor," Nappa said.
"Drop any weapons now or we will be forced to fire," Goku added.
Suddenly two shots rang out and Goku and Nappa's guns were flying off their hands. Then two men from each car emerged, weapons in hand. Two of them had sniper rifles, which is probably how they disarmed them. "We don't mean harm," one of the men said in a gruff voice, "we just want the girl."
"I will not allow you to take her," Goku said taking a defensive stance.
"Then we will be forced to kill you," the man said.
Nappa scoffed as he took a stance and said, "ha try it!" Gunshots started echoing off the walls as well as Chichi's screams of terror. She had watched in horror as twenty, thirty, forty bullets went flying at the two officers. Then they were gone. "What?" Chichi said looking around for them, "they disappeared." Evidently the shooters didn't notice this. Then she gasped when she saw the big bald one appear in midair behind one of the shooters and he kicked him in the face knocking him out instantly. The spiky hair one, whom she thought was very cute, appeared also in midair but upside down and over two the other shooters. He didn't even touch them. He just extended his arms so that his hands were right next to each of their faces and they both went flying away as if a huge gust of wind hit them.
Chichi rubbed her eyes in disbelief and continued watching. The guys simply flew around, disappeared and reappeared, and knocked out every single man without even using any sort of effort whatsoever. Goku and Nappa landed on the ground and surveyed their work. All the men would be knocked out for the night and they all have their weapons in hand, which all the evidence they need. Goku walked back to the car and the woman was looking at him wide-eyed, jaw dropped, and pale faced. 'Uh oh, she saw,' Goku thought.
"Um, Miss Chichi are you alright?"
"I…you…him…fly…how…" she stuttered before fainting. Goku opened the door and immediately laid the woman down and helped her regain consciousness. After a few minutes Chichi opened her eyes to a very concerned Goku and Nappa who was sitting nearby.
"I called the station they should be here to pick up the trash," Nappa commented more to Goku than to Chichi. However, Chichi reacted by jumping up and running back to her car.
"Miss Chichi, where are you going, you're going to be needed for questioning," Goku said.
"They can't find me, no one can find me, I have to hide!" Chichi cried turning on the ignition. The car grumbled but it didn't turn on. Again and again Chichi tried to turn on the car and it didn't budge. When sirens were heard in the distance Chichi got out of the car and made a run for it crying hysterically. "I have to get out of here!" she cried.
Goku looked at Nappa and put his finger over his lips as if telling him to not mention it. Nappa understood the gesture and started thinking of a story to tell the captain when he arrived. Goku ran to Chichi and carried into his arms bridal style. "Don't worry, I won't let anyone find you, but on the condition that you tell me why," Goku said.
"Yes, just please get me out of here," Chichi said with a whimper.
Chichi looked expectantly at the motorcycle but Goku knew he couldn't outrun all the cops coming this way so he leaped into the air and flew off leaving a trail of Chichi's terrified screams in the night air. By the time Goku arrived to his little house on mountain right outside of Satan City, Chichi had fainted again. Goku laid her down on his bed gently then went back to the scene to get his motorcycle. There was five motorcycles to use and he had chosen the fastest and best one. 18 would murder him if he didn't return her favorite motorcycle. Nappa was still there when he arrived and all the men and cars were already gone.
"They took them to jail?" Goku asked.
"No, Kakkarot, those we the mayor's men," Nappa said, "they thought we were kidnappers disguised as cops and that we were trying to take the mayor's daughter, which you took!"
"Oh no! They don't think I've kidnapped her do they? She asked me to take her!" Goku said.
"No, we cleared up the issue," Nappa said, "I told them that the girl escaped while we were taking down the guys and that you went out looking for her."
"Good, thanks for saving me there Nappa," Goku said.
"Come on Kakkarot," Nappa said, "we're the only saiyans left along with Radditz and Vegeta, we gotta watch out for each other."
"So I'll take the motorcycle back to the station and report that I couldn't find the girl," Goku said.
"Yes, then take that girl back home," Nappa said.
Goku nodded and mounted the motorcycle. He gave Nappa a small wave goodbye and zoomed back to the station. When he got there, Launch was there getting off her shift ready to switch with Tien. "Hey Miss Launch," Goku said, "Tien's running late?"
"Yes, half an hour," Launch said, "and just call me Launch."
"Ok Launch," Goku said cheerfully, "I'm sure Tien will show, he's not one to bail on a shift, but while you wait can you take my report?"
"Sure," Launch said sitting at the computer.
"3 am, I pulled over a car speeding on the highway. I gave her a ticket and she said someone was chasing her. 3:15 am five cars surrounded us and took out weapons. Officer Nappa from Van Chester Heights had followed them and backed me up. 3:30 am we were able to take down the men but the girl I had pulled over escaped. 3:45 am I went searching for her since she went on foot but couldn't fine her. 4:30 am I went back to the site and everything cleared up, only officer Nappa remained. He informed me that the girl was the mayor's missing daughter and that the men were his security team, and they thought we were kidnappers disguised as cops."
"Wow, what a crazy night," Launch said inputting the report and sending it.
"A crazy night indeed," a cool monotonous male voice said startling both of them.
"Jeez, 17 what are you doing here?" Goku said.
"Working on that high profile case," 17 said, "can you come into my office for a minute Goku?"
"Sure," Goku said cheerfully waving goodbye to Launch and following 17.
"Where was the last spot you saw that girl?" 17 said once Goku shut the door.
"Oh, she's that high profile case isn't she?" Goku said.
"What's going on?" Piccolo said from the adjoining office.
"Goku pulled over the mayor's daughter on the highway," 17 said.
"What!" Piccolo said rushing into the room, "where is she?"
"She escaped and Goku was searching for her, that's why I asked where was the last place he saw her so we can check for evidence or a trail," 17 said.
"Well she obviously followed the highway because there were no shoeprints or anything, but I'm pretty sure she went into the forest on the right hand side," Goku lied.
"Those men she was running from, that were one of the mayor's security teams, how many of them were there?" 17 said.
"Like 10," Goku said.
Piccolo and 17 looked at each other and said, "something's not right here?"
"How do you mean?' Goku said.
"Ok we'll tell you but only because you're important to our case," Piccolo said, "there shouldn't have been 10 men chasing her."
"Yes, the mayor's security teams consist of three men, and the teams are not allowed to combine to get better results," 17 said.
"But why not?" Goku said.
"Less chance of betrayal," Piccolo said.
"Yeah, so if 10 men were chasing her that means they weren't a security team," 17 said.
"So there could be a betrayal within the mayor's security system?" Goku said.
"That's right, there's something fishy going on at the mayor's office and home, and we're gonna get to the bottom of this," 17 said.
"Yes, we gotta keep that girl alive and away from them, it's evident that she was running away from them," Piccolo said.
"So if I were to find her, it would be okay for me to hide her like in my house or something?" Goku questioned.
"Yes, actually that would be perfect, cause no one knows where you live, not even the precinct," 17 said.
"Is there something you wanna tell us Goku?" Piccolo said suspiciously.
"Everything I say here stays here right?" Goku said. The Namekian and android nodded and Goku continued, "well the girl started crying and screaming desperately to escape so I took her to my house. Nappa made up that other stuff to save me."
"You have the girl!" the said in unison.
"I won't let you take her if she's gonna be in danger!" Goku warned.
"We won't, your house is her safest bet," 17 said.
"But we do need to ask her some questions," Piccolo said.
"Tomorrow, you guys get some rest, and I'll talk to her about it," Goku said.
The two nodded and Goku waved goodbye then left. He passed the desk and Launch was sitting there with an angry expression on her face and her hair looked blonde! Goku started rubbing his eyes, thinking he was seeing things, then he heard her sneeze. "Bless you," he said looking at her again this time her original dark color was back. "I must be more tired than I thought," he said rubbing his eyes again.
"What is it Goku? Is there something in your eye?" Launch said sweetly.
"No I'm just tired that's all," Goku said. He could have sworn she was blonde just a minute ago. Maybe she had a wig on. But why would she put on a wig then take it off? Goku shook his head and just forgot about it, and started heading home.
…...
"Tien! Are you alright?" Launch said worriedly when Tien walked in for his shift an hour late.
"What? Yeah, I'm okay, sorry for being late," Tien said.
"Oh it's okay, I just wanna go home, I'm tired," Launch said.
"Do you live very far away? 17 and Piccolo are still here they can drop you off," Tien said.
"Like 15 minutes," she answered.
Tien nodded and called out to 17 and Piccolo. "Yeah?" Piccolo said.
"Launch needs a ride home can you take her?" Tien asked.
Piccolo growled slightly and said, "No."
"I'll take her," 17 chirped pushing Piccolo back into the office, "he's just a grumpy bum."
"Shut up," Piccolo said pushing past him and leaving the office.
"Good night Piccolo," Tien said.
"What's left of it anyways," Piccolo muttered.
"So you'll drop Launch off?" Tien confirmed.
"Of course, just give me half an hour to put away the files and we'll go," 17 said.
"Thanks 17," Launch said sweetly.
"Again I apologize for making you wait an extra hour," Tien said.
"It's okaya-a-A-AACHOOOO!" Launch sneezed loudly falling back onto the floor.
"Oh, bless you, are you okay?" Tien said.
A blur of blonde clouded his vision and he was pushed down to the floor harshly. Launch was on top of him with a very angry expression on her face. "If you ever make me wait a whole entire hour for you I'll pulverize you! And you better stay an extra hour tomorrow so I can get more sleep!"
"Okay okay, just calm down," Tien said.
Launch's nose wrinkled and she sneezed again this time her head flinging back and banging against the desk. Right before Tien's eyes her turned dark again and she fell head first onto Tien's chest. Tien was bewildered, how did her hair change color just out of thin air? It seems like when her hair is blonde her personality is evil and when it is dark it's sweet. "Launch?" Tien said meekly.
Launch groaned and sat up slowly, grabbing her head. "Ouch."
"A-a-are you okay?" Tien said.
"Yes," Launch said, then froze when she realized where she was, "Oh my, how did this happen?"
"Y-y-you don't remember?" Tien said.
"No," Launch said.
They jumped at the sound of someone clearing his throat. They turned and saw 17 there keys in hand. "Um, no one's coming in until 6am, so you'll have the place to yourself for a whole hour, ya know" he said.
"Oh no," Launch said standing up, "it's not what you think?"
"Yeah yeah, I can explain," Tien added standing up as well, "she…uh…I…she….fell on me."
"O-kay" 17 said, "do you still need a ride?"
"Yes please," Launch said.
"Alrighty," 17 said walking to the door and waiting for her.
Tien and Launch looked at each other uncomfortably and Launch walked away.
…...
18 woke up bright an early, ready for her shift. She was lucky that Goku agreed to switch shifts with her , but she was not exactly a morning person. She stopped by Starbucks to get her morning coffee and went to the station. She was greeting by Tien who looked like he needed a coffee as well. "Good morning 18," he said.
"What's good about it?" 18 said sarcastically.
"That you're here," Krillin said from the donut table. A blush rose to 18's cheeks as she looked up at Krillin.
Tien grinned and said, "look you made her blush!"
18 gave Tien a harsh glare and said, "shut up."
Tien chuckled and 18 walked to the donut table to get one for herself. "Thanks for the compliment Krillin," she said standing next to him.
"It's only the truth, but I've been meaning to talk to you about something," Krillin said.
"What?" 18 asked.
"After our shift okay?" Krillin said.
"Alright," 18 said, "dinner?"
"Sure," Krillin agreed.
The office started filling up and Krillin and 18 were very happy to have gotten their share of donuts because they were gone in a blink of an eye. Vegeta and Yamcha were the last ones to arrive-at almost noon-and trailing behind them was blue haired woman they'd never seen before. They met in the conference room as usual waiting for Captain Roshi to announce assignments. Everyone was eyeing Bulma curiously, and finally Vegeta growled and said, "the woman is helping us with our undercover work now stop staring like idiots!"
"Jeez at least tell us her name," Piccolo commented grumpily. He really should have went to sleep earlier.
"You look familiar though," Krillin said to Bulma, "where have I seen you before?"
"I remember you Krillin, remember I was Yamcha's girlfriend," Bulma said.
Krillin paled and gulped. "Are you okay?" 18 whispered.
"No why should he be, Yamcha cheated on me with his five year long girlfriend," Bulma said.
Yamcha dropped his head and 17 said, "Damn Yamcha that's an all new low."
"Come on guys lay off, that's a touchy subject for Yamcha," Tien said.
"Thanks Tien," Yamcha said meekly.
18 gave Krillin a sympathetic glance and Krillin returned a sad smile. "Ha I'm actually gonna side with the weakling on this one," Vegeta commented.
"What!" Bulma shouted. Everybody watched the exchanged in a shocked silence, Vegeta never expressed his ideas on topics like this.
"That's right, a woman like you isn't capable of keeping a man's attention, poor Yamcha was probably bored out of his mind," Vegeta said.
"Oh God," Yamcha said distressed.
"You fucking prick!" Bulma said slapping Vegeta in the face. Vegeta barely even move, in fact Bulma's hand was throbbing in pain and she could have sworn she broke her hand.
Vegeta growled and clenched his jaw. "Woman! You never lay a hand on me understand!"
"Mind your own business then asshole!" Bulma shrieked.
"What he said is not true Bulma," Yamcha said, "I'm just a whore and I'm sorry."
Bulma rolled her eyes and said, "trust me Yamcha I'm not mad at you anymore, you're not man enough for me, but you're more of a man than Veggie is anyways."
"Do not call me that woman!" Vegeta yelled.
"Hey hey! Calm down!" Roshi said startling everyone. Vegeta scowled and sat down glaring daggers at Bulma.
"Alright, first order of business," Roshi said, "the next time I hear a fight like that, the offended officer will be suspended, understand?" Vegeta scowled and everybody else nodded grimly. "Now, Vegeta and Yamcha, you will continue with your mission as will Piccolo and 17. Tien take a day off and Krillin and 18, there's rumors of a potential bank break in at the Satan City bank. I need you two to stakeout and jump into action if there's any trouble. Break." Everyone nodded and started exiting the room. Vegeta crossed his arms and started heading toward his car followed by a very angry Bulma and an annoyed Yamcha. They had been screaming and fighting all night. Radditz had to separate them like 20 times.
Tien yawned and stretched his arms, though he was tired, he had to go see Launch after that personality switch, for a second time, he just had to find out exactly what was wrong with her. He followed 17 and Piccolo as they headed toward their office. "17," he said, the android acknowledged him with a head nod, too tired to actually speak, "where does Launch live?"
17 curled his lips into a small smirk and said, "why? Do you wanna finish what you started last night?"
"Started? What?" Piccolo said in surprise, "Tien, you're sleeping with the new secretary? Damn that was fast!"
Tien opened his mouth to speak but someone patted him on the back and said, "Attaboy!" He turned and Captain Roshi was giving him a congratulatory wink. Tien opened his mouth to speak again but now another pair of hands were on his shoulders. Tien turned it was Krillin who flew a few inches into the air just to reach his shoulders. "Launch huh? She's very attractive Tien way better than your last girlfriend," he said.
"She's a bit easy if you ask me," 18 said standing behind Krillin with her arms crossed, "but I'm not exactly one to talk."
The group snickered at 18's comment and 17 rolled his eyes. "As true as that is, I really rather not hear about your sex life sis, and anyways we're talking about Tien and Launch!"
"Guys I'm not dating Launch!" Tien said finally.
"Ha, who says you need to be dating to have sex?" Piccolo said.
"We're not having sex either, I just need to talk to her," Tien said, "come on guys, I can't even talk to a girl without you guys thinking I have a thing for her! I have no romantic interest in Launch whatsoever!"
"Alright, alright," 17 said putting his hands up, "she lives in a condo on Satan street, house number 2791. I think her house was pink and black, it was dark so that's what I can tell, but I'm not sure."
"Alright thanks 17, see you later guys," Tien said walking out of the office.
"You should get going to your stake out cue ball," 17 said.
In that instant 17 went flying forward as 18 did a front flip in midair and slapped him in the back of the head. "Don't call him that!" Piccolo and Krillin chuckled and 17 rubbed his head grimacing. "Let's go Krillin," 18 barked making Krillin jump and immediately follow suit. Android 18 was not one to mess with, especially if she was PMSing.
Once the room was empty Piccolo looked at 17 and said, "I have to go to Goku's place, you know for questioning. I need you to start your undercover work."
"Yes, infiltrate the mayor's security teams," 17 said, "I already applied and they want to see my fighting skills today, like an audition."
"You'll pass for sure, you can probably take down the entire security team all by yourself," Piccolo said, "even if they shoot at you, the bullets would just bounce off your body."
"Yeah I'm not worried, but at the same I don't wanna seem supernatural and they freak out," 17 said.
"Just do some basic martial arts," Piccolo said, "and get in as deep as possible. Pretend that you want to be in on the conspiracy, or whatever is going on in that place."
"Great, here I wrote down some questions I wanted to ask the mayor's daughter," 17 said handing Piccolo an index card, "good luck."
"You too," Piccolo said.
…...
Chichi awoke to the bright rays of light shining through a window and onto her face. Where the hell was she? Whose bed was she in? And who had changed her clothes! "Oh God," Chichi murmured sitting up cautiously. She heard whistling from somewhere in the house and she quietly stepped off the bed to follow it. She walked careful not to make any noise until she reached an almost closed door in which the whistling was very very loud. Chichi peaked through the crack and recognized instantly who it was. One of the cops from last night. The one who was extremely strong and seemed to have super powers. He helped her escape, the last thing she recalls is him taking her in his strong arms and flying into the air. Was she going insane.
However, she didn't have much time to dwell on that because she pushed her head further into the crack to have a closer look at him. There he was completely naked reading a newspaper and eating a donut. "Don't be scared Miss Chichi," he said without looking up. Chichi froze and he continued, "come on in, this is my kitchen."
Chichi stepped in and tried to advert her eyes from his naked form. Wow was he fit. Every muscle in his body was absolutely perfect, he was like a Greek god! "Sit down," Goku said cheerfully, "grab a donut!"
"Donuts? That's your breakfast?" Chichi said.
"Well I have to eat about twenty of them to be satisfied, sometimes thirty if I had no dinner the night before," Goku said.
"Thirty? How do you keep that…form?" Chichi said nervously.
"Well Miss Chichi, I guess I just work out a lot," Goku said.
"Just call me Chichi," she said, "you never told me your name."
"Oh I didn't?" Goku said, "oh, well my name is Goku."
"Goku?" Chichi confirmed. Goku nodded and she said, "thanks for saving me yesterday Officer Goku." Did she dare ask about the flying thing? And the super speed and strength?
"Haha well if I'm gonna call you Chichi, you have to call me Goku," Goku said cheerfully.
"Here, put that donut down, I'll make you a proper breakfast," Chichi said, Goku smiled excitedly and for a moment Chichi forgot what she was gonna say. "Um yeah, but you have answer some questions for me okay?"
Goku nodded and stood up exposing himself completely to Chichi. Chichi gasped and furious blush covered her face. "Are you uncomfortable with my nudity?" Goku said cocking his head to the side curiously, "I figure we all came into this world naked, why hide something that's beautiful and sacred?"
Chichi smiled at that, though she'd never seen a naked man before, she could used to him with that jovial and almost childish personality he has. Chichi began making pancakes, eggs, bacon, and sausages and Goku was practically bouncing off the walls in excitement. "I'm guessing you like food?" Chichi asked.
"You should make a lot, because I eat a lot!" Goku said.
"Why do you eat a lot? Because you have to maintain your super strength and speed? And your ability to fly?" Chichi asked.
Goku froze for a moment but then responded in his jovial manner, "can you keep a secret?"
"I won't tell a soul, but you have to tell me the truth, those abilities are not humanly possible," Chichi said.
"Well that's cause I'm not human," Goku said.
Chichi froze in shock and turned her head slightly to look at Goku who was standing just behind her. "N-n-not human?"
"There are humans who have these abilities too though," Goku said, "but we can just do it faster and stronger. We have more power."
"More power? What are you?" Chichi said turning off the flames and starting to set the table. She was still a bit uneasy but for some reason she didn't feel scared of this naked man who was not only a million times stronger than, but was also an alien from God knows where.
"My race is called Saiyan," Goku explained, "we are a warrior race. For centuries all we did was destroy planets or conquer them for a great deal of money. One day a mysterious force destroyed our planet and our entire race, for the exception of four of us, were eliminated."
"Four?" Chichi said sitting at the table already.
"Yes, the prince of entire race, Vegeta, the other cop from last night Nappa…"
"The huge bald one?" Chichi said.
"Yes him," Goku said, "and then there's my brother and I."
"You have a brother?" Chichi said.
"Yes, an older brother named Radditz," Goku said.
"D-d-did you destroy a lot of planets?" Chichi asked.
"No, as a child they sent me to this planet to destroy it, but an old man named Gohan found me and when I attacked him he hit me on the head with his fighting stick," Goku said, "My saiyan name is Kakkarot, but I had lost my memory when I hit my head, so Gohan became my grandpa and named me Goku. He started training me and years later when my planet was destroyed the three survivors, Nappa, Radditz, and Vegeta came to conquer this planet and take it for themselves. I defeated all three of them. Now they decided to join the planet's ranks since we look a lot like humans."
"And what's the difference between a Saiyan and human, like appearance-wise?" Chichi asked as Goku sat down at the table ready to eat the massive amounts of food Chichi cooked.
Goku stood up and turned around and Chichi blushed once more. "I'm not showing you my ass Chichi," Goku said chuckling, "look above it, on my spine, do you see that large brown circle?"
"Yes," Chichi said.
"That is where my tail used to be," Goku said.
"Tail?" Chichi said,
"Yes, that's the only difference, we have brown, fluffy tails. If there's a full moon we turn into giant gorillas called Oonas," Goku explained, "that's why we cut off our tails. We wanna protect the world and in our Oona stage we don't have control so we would end out destroying it."
"All four of you wanna help?" Chichi asked as Goku resumed his seat.
"Well Vegeta may act like he doesn't want to but yeah we all do," Goku said serving his first plate of food. "You should serve yourself a plate, because I don't think you'll be able to get seconds once I start eating."
Chichi giggled and served herself a plate of food. Goku took a huge gulp of food and Chichi said, "wait one more question."
"Mmhmm," Goku mumbled devouring another pancake.
"Who changed my clothes?" Chichi said.
"Oh," Goku said swallowing his food, "yesterday when you fainted you became a sudden dead weight and I didn't wanna drop you so I grabbed your shirt to position you better and it ripped. So when we got here, I grabbed an old shirt and sweat pants and changed you."
"Y-y-you undressed me?" Chichi said blushing furiously.
"Yeah, you're really beautiful ya know?" Goku said oblivious, "The only woman I've ever seen like that works in our precinct. We went skinny dipping once, and she didn't have trouble with it. Though everyone was drooling over her body, I didn't think much of it. Personally I think you were better."
Chichi didn't exactly know if that was a compliment or some perverted pass. "Um, thanks?"
"You're welcome!" Goku said cheerfully stuffing another pancake in his mouth.
…...
"Mmm Krillin I'm bored," 18 moaned fidgeting around in the passenger seat of the patrol car.
"Maybe that's a good thing," Krillin said, "it means no one is gonna rob this bank."
18 sighed and said, "can we at least have a conversation to pass the time?"
"Sure," Krillin said with a smile.
He was so cute when he did that. "So your girlfriend," she said tentatively, "she cheated on you with your best friend?"
"Well he's no longer my best friend," Krillin said, "he's just a friend now."
"And what is she no longer your girlfriend?" 18 asked.
"No," Krillin said, "she's still my girlfriend."
"Why?" 18 said, "That doesn't seem very fair. Last time I checked it took two to have sex. Why did only Yamcha had to pay? I doubt he did anything without her consent."
"Yeah Yamcha's good like that," Krillin said, "he would never force anyone into anything, but it doesn't stop him from being a cheater."
"That makes Maron a cheater too," 18 said.
"Yeah, I guess it does," Krillin said, "but I couldn't bring myself to end things with her. I know she's still cheating."
"Then leave her Krillin," 18 said, "why are you gonna stand by a woman who doesn't respect you?"
"Because I'm scared if I leave her I won't find another," Krillin said honestly. He's never been one to keep secrets or hide emotions.
"Is it because of the sex?" 18 asked, also like Krillin, tended not to hold anything back.
"That's part of it," Krillin said, "what about you? Everybody knows you've had plenty of it but no one knows with who."
"Different men," 18 said, "guys I meet at a club or on the street. Like one night stands. But I've never enjoyed myself."
"What? You don't enjoy sex?" Krillin asked.
"No, I just don't enjoy it with them," 18 said, "Dr. Gero made my brother and I hard to please. My brother being a man, hinders his own pleasure when having sex, he knows how to do it just right. Me, as a woman, have to hope the man figures it out. I have yet to find a man who has."
"Jeez that sucks," Krillin said.
"Tell me about it, have you ever met a girl who has to give herself an orgasm AFTER the sex because the man was not good enough to do it himself," 18 said.
"So you plan on staying with the man who achieves that?" Krillin said.
"I don't know, maybe," 18 said, "I don't think love was made for me."
"You never know 18," Krillin said, "love could be right under our noses."
18 looked up into Krillin's face for a moment and looked into his chocolate eyes. She felt a rush of arousal all of a sudden and he done nothing but look at her. What was with this man? He was shorter than her an inch or two, he was bald, she was way stronger than him, yet every time he smiled, or laughed, or blushed, she wanted to flip him over her shoulder and have her way with him. Suddenly, in a flash, 18 straddled him and planted a wet kiss on his lips. Krillin was frozen solid. He was vaguely aware that this would be considered cheating, but Maron was doing it too wasn't she. That was the farthest thing from his mind though, because at this particular moment in time, this incredibly hot android with silky smooth, shoulder length blonde hair and icy blue feline eyes was grinding on him and kissing him.
After that slight moment of hesitation Krillin wrapped his arms 18's waist and allowed her tongue access into his mouth. The windows started steaming up as 18 continued to rub herself against him and kiss him frantically. He felt her hands on his belt when suddenly the bank's security alarms went off.
18 groaned in frustration and broke the kiss to look bank. Indeed the bank break in rumor was true. Krillin was panting and trying to recollect himself. "Oh fuck me," he complained grabbing his gun from the other chair.
"I was trying to," 18 said in frustration. Krillin chuckled a bit and 18 got off of him and grabbed her own gun from the glove compartment. "I'm very sexually frustrated right now and that's really pissing me off, let's say we let out all that anger on these bozos."
Krillin growled a little and said, "let's go." Once they got out of the car, they fixed up their uniforms slightly and took out their guns ready for action. They stayed completely still as they peaked through the window to look at the group of masked men holding machine guns aimed at the terrified people laying on the floor. "We have to get those people out of the way."
"That's easy," 18 said, "use your Ki to push them away to the far side of the wall, before they can even shoot I'll have kicked all their guns away."
"You know they're gonna try to fight us," Krillin said.
"And we just gotta hit them softly as to not kill them," 18 said, "you ready?"
Krillin nodded and put his gun away. He had to use both hands to summon his inner energy, in other words his Ki. Once he had his energy built up he jumped through the window in a flash making the assailants turn around and start shooting. Naturally Krillin was too fast to be hit by bullets and he stood in front of the group of people huddled on the floor. Krillin extended his hands and released his energy which created a gust of wind that pushed all the people against the far end of the bank and away from harm.
Krillin turned around and already the guns had been broken or twisted in some way. The assailants simply looked at their destroyed guns then up at the beautiful blonde police officer who was standing in front of them with her arms crossed across her chest.
The masked men threw their guns down and charged at the officers. Krillin yawned and kicked three of them away effortlessly. They crashed into the wall and fell unconscious. 18 didn't even uncross her arms. She simply dodged a punch by moving her head to the side then brought up her long slender leg and cracked him in the face. She kept her leg in the air for a little while after the man fell unconscious, then brought in down gracefully. Krillin blocked the other two assailants then knocked them out with a single punch each. The people who were pushed away were watching in awe as these two cops defeated six armed men single-handedly and without using any weapons.
The bank was soon surrounded by cop cars and the assailants were taken out. The sheriff of that particular town thanked 18 and Krillin for their help and they escorted the shaken victims out of the bank. Krillin and 18 returned to their patrol car and then broke out into laughter. "Man that was easy!" Krillin said.
"Yes, and next time somebody interrupts another heated session like that, I'll have to kill them," 18 said menacingly.
Krillin gulped and looked at 18 in surprise. She in turn gave him a seductive glance. "Drive the car Krillin," she ordered, "my place."