Things To Do If Your Feeling Suicidal

by SisterOfAnElvenWannabe

ways to annoy characters that will most likley kill you for doing it 10 for each one major X-over Volturi,Voldemort,Greek gods, Ripred, and more rated T just in case please R&R

2. Chapter 2: The Volturi

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Chapter 2: The Volturi

1. convince people not to go on their "tour"

2. Ask Aro "So whatever happened top your sister Didyme?"

3. Tell Marcus what really happened to Didyme

4. Sing annoying songs in your head every time Aro tries to read your mind.

5. Tell them gold eyes are prettier than red eyes

6. Tell Jane it will never work out with Aro

7. Refer to Felix as "Emmett's evil twin"

8. Make a list of all the ways the Cullens are better than the Volturi and show it to them

9. Tease Jane about her talent not working on Bella.

10. Tell Aro you wrote a song about him. It's called "Paranoid Control Freak"

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