In Roy's office

"So, uh, what's with the look Gener- Fuhrur bastard?" A scared Edward was backed up against the door.

"Heh Heh Heh. Well first off you will be my model. So i can make the skirts properly. Secondly you'll be showing off the skirt once finished." The Onxy eyed Fuhrur smirked.

"Uh, model?! NO WAY YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!"

"Yes actually I can..I'm higher rank then you PLUS you kinda look like a girl small frie." Letting the 'small frie' thing go for now Ed only twitched..a massive amount and mummbled about how he wasnt a small frie but nothing more. So with out the interuption Roy continued "FullMetal suck it up and take off your pants!" he all but comanded. (thats the yaoi-ish part --). Reciving a look from the younger Alchemist Mustang rolled his eyes, "I didn't..OH don't look at me like that!"

Ed thought this could lead to only trouble but thought that he should add his two cents in "Why Roy you sound like you want to rape lil ol me." he sounded as girly and innocent as possible even though he was scared shitless.

Trying to sign the last of his papers the were almost threating to topple over Roy made an off handed comment "..And if the was my soul intention believe me you couldn't do anything to stop me, but sadly thats not what i meant ..I need to fit the material on you so it has to be a perfect fit."

"If I refuse?"

"Hmm then.." letting a smirk play on to his god like featured once again Roy tapped his chin "..Ill make you drink milk."

Shivering slightly "That doesn't s-scare me."

"OH really?! HAVOC!"

Outside the office

Listening intently at the door Havoc never expected to hear the Fuhrur to call for him so when he heard "OH really?! HAVOC!" he nearly crapped his pants. Jumping up and opening the door (with caution) Havoce saluted "Yes sir?!"

"Get me a huge jugs of milk..wait..no ..make it 3 jugs."

"Uh alright sir" confused and a bit scared HAvoc rushed out to get the said 3 jugs of milk. When returning with the creamy white substance he recevied many stares. "Sir I'm back"

"Ok put them on my desk and get back to work."

After putting the milk down Havoc noticed the evil glint in Roys eyes and thought that there was going to be hell to pay to whom ever -in this case Fullmetal- went agaisnt him. closing the door with a loud sigh he looked at Hawkeye.

Stopping for only a momment Hawkeye paused to question Havoc "anything strange yet?"

"Just some jugs of milk thats all" he replyede scratching his head in confustion.

"ok" shrugging Hawkeye went back to work and Havoc went back to listening at the door.

Inside the office

satisfiyed Roy pointed at Ed "Alright Ed, STRIP!"

"NO!" Ed did the only thing he could think of head toward the door.

Snapping his fingers the Fuhrur made a wall of fire infront of the door. "I don't think so."

"You are really peeving me off." Grounding out his words..more angry that he almost got singed then actually being stopped.

Chuckling Roy came up behind Ed with a glass of milk in hand (where he got the glass no one eill ever know). "I know isn't it great? Ed..Fullmetal you can keep your boxers on..just take of the pants or I will make you drink this."

Paling Ed desided to go for a different approch "You wouldn't dare." trying to look like a lost puppy. (not pun intended on the 'chibi' Dog of the military thing XD)

"Actually I would and I'm the Fuhrur so i can. Come on Ed I thought you were a man."

"Don't forget who your talking too"

" You mean 'The peoples Alchemist' or something along that line? Don't forget who let you have a change to get the title." Roy waved a hand in the air in a dissmissing manner while looking for fabric and other such things.

"UHHHHGGG FINE!" He knew he lost and he may not have been happy about it but Ed took of his pants anyways.

"Heh, good doggie." Roy held up fabric to Ed and started pinning pieces together while sowing and adjusting to more of a correct fit. Taking a step back after several minutes for sewing the skirt so it would stay up around Ed's hips or lack there of. "..Hmm..I think it needs an adjustment still...AH THATS IT! Ill making it smaller."

"You little pervert!"

"Ah Ed I wouldnt use the 'little' word ..plus I dont see hoe this is perverted since you're still wearing you boxers." Still eye the fabric Mustang fell into thought. "AH YES! It's still too big." re-adjusting so the mini skirt was now a mini mini skirt. "THERE thats PERFECT!!!"

"WHO YOU CALLING SO SHORT THE HE COULD GET LOST IN A PIECE OF FABIC THE SIZE OF A DIME?!" ed's Usual long rant was cut short (heh no pun intended) for embarrassement "Um Fuhrur Perv?! you can see most of my boxers." Blushing and looking down at the blue material.

"So..take those off too then..jeez. Your wose then a girl." and ruseling around for something.

"I rather keep them on thanks." Blushing to the maxium

"My, my. Is Wittle Edward blushing?" Not waiting for a response Roy pulled out glitter and spirkle amoung other girl craft supplies. "TIME to spice it up a bit."

"S-sipce it up?!

outside office

Still listening at the door Havoc finally thoguht he should tell hawkeye what was going on. "Uh it sounds like Mustang is rapping the kid!"

Getting up fast and grabbing her gun at the same time Hawkeye was ready to shoot the Fuhrur for harming the eldest Elric. That was untill Havoc opened the door.

inside office

A door opening to Mustangs office being ignored the conversation went on without a hitch. Smirking Roy came back to the younger Alchemist "Yes, you know glitter, ruffles and ..maybe..SHORTER!!!"

"WHO YOU CALLING SO SHORT HE IS SMALLER THEN THE DUST ON A TICK?!" Jumping up and down proving how short the skirt already was.

Smirking more and blinking a couple of times "No one said that Fullmetal..though it IS true."

outside office

closing the door before another bout of angry rants came Havoc and Hawkeye looked a eachother and went back to work ..they knew that this was going to be the best most long day they had since Ed left. They smiled at that fact because now Ed was back and with that he made the military life more interesting..

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YAY i finished the FMA story..hope you liked it
sorry if there are spelling errors. please review.
no flames unless its truely that bad