I am buried up to my neck in
Kowalski kept an eye on Marlene's habitat as he trained with Skipper and the rest of his team. They were testing their combat skills on a group of pseudo-ninjas that he had constructed out of garbage he found in the zoo's dumpster. To his dismay he hadn't yet seen Marlene yet, which was strange because she was usually the second animal to wake in the zoo (with the first being those annoying lemurs) he questionned whether his experiment somehow made her sick in the body instead of sick in the mind.
Contradictory flies
He sighed as he continued training with the disappointing thought that his experiment had failed miserably. He could live with himself if his guinea pig died or got sick, but he couldn't live with the belief that he had failed. The daunting thought would likely haunt him for the rest of his natural life.
I take pride as the king of illiterature
Kowalksi was so busy feeling sorry for himself that he almost didn't notice the blur of brown that went straight past him.
I'm very ape and very nice
The tall penguin looked up as he felt the breeze rush past him, when he did he smiled a big grin on the inside as his experiment was proven right. In front of him was Marlene apparently going ape over Skipper. She had the penguin pinned down and was at the moment kissing him ferociously.
If you ever need anything please don't
Kowalski watched with scientific interest at the otters actions. The female was moving her hips in an odd way that Kowalski hadn't seen before. Skipper had a strange look on his face as well, like he was experiencing pleasure yet didn't want to admit it. It was a curious reaction that deserved documentation in his log of the experiment.
Hesitate to ask someone else first
The tall penguin looked around at his teammates reactions with a smile. Private looked at the scene with horror painted on his young and immature face. Horror for the sheer wrongness of the scene of inter-species relationship, as well as possibly a look of jealousy. Though Kowalski wondered who the jealousy was directed to, Skipper or Marlene. Rico just stared with his tongue hanging out of his mouth.
I'm too busy acting like i'm not naive
Kowalski chuckled as his scientific method of controlling an animals mating instincts was proven to be a complete success. He wondered how the inter-species child Marlene would soon be having would look like. Heaven knows it couldn't be as bad as the Cruise/Holmes baby pic that went viral a couple years back.
I've seen it all i was here first
The song playing was called 'Very ape', clever huh? and to my adoring fan Grace I would like to say that at least for this scene i didn't use 'Rape me'. Thank heavens for small blessings, 'Am i the only one' who likes this story. (see what i did there, clever wasn't it)
Review this chapter, I want to hear your thoughts. No matter how mean they are. It's a controversial story about an album Kurt wanted to create controversy but didn't. I think Kurt would be proud of me even though I only pissed off three people with his songs.