Both of them had been sitting on the ground for a while now. Gray had sculpted two ice shooters and they were around their fifth round. Of course, the usual insults made their presence in between shots, that was until Natsu stopped and laughed.
"What's so funny, famebrain? You wanna give up already?"
"You wish, stripper! Put the stick outta your ass... I ain't even started yet. Jussayin, whoever loses has to dance like a chicken in front of Evergreen."
"That's the best bet you can make? How about this: whoever loses has to ask Cana out seductively the next time Gildarts comes back."
"Nah, too easy... We'll think of the punishment when you lose."
"Yeah, whatever, like that's gonna happen."
"WHOAAA HOLD IT THERE YOU PERVERT!" Natsu shouted, covering his eyes.
"What?" Gray looked down, only to find himself completely naked in front of Natsu. Needless to say, he proceeded to let out profanities and look for his underwear. After a short search, he finally found them on the ground and put them on. He punched Natsu in the face, but he barely noticed since he was too busy screaming "MY EYES! MY EYES!" over and over again.
"Oh my gosh, that was disgusting, man! I might be blind for eternity!" Natsu said, looking to the ceiling and rubbing his eyeballs.
"Just let it go, geez..."
"I'm serious, dude. Honestly, I think Luce is becoming more and more of a pervert now because of you. She's even starting with the stripping habits and stuff..."
"C'mon, like you don't enjoy it" said Gray, still trying to hide a blush from his past action.
"Of course I don't! I ain't a pervert like you!" Natsu said, now failing to hide a blush himself "Plus, Luce is weird."
"Just what do you call weird?" Gray asked, sweatdropping from the ridiculousness of the fire mage's statement "Anyways, what's between you two? I saw you coming out of her house quite early the other night."
"Oh, that... We slept together" Natsu said, not giving a lot of importance to his words.
"W-w-what?" Gray's face showed so much confusion even Natsu worried.
"Yeah, what's wrong with that? It's not the first time... I mean, she's usually upset in the morning but I guess that's because I never really ask her if she wants me to do it... It's that or her constipation issues" Natsu explained, making Gray's jaw to drop so low it might have touced the floor.
"Just what kind of relationship do you have? What kind of monster are you?" he said, now traumatized by the colossal amount of unwanted information he'd unknowingly asked for. "This is unbelievable... To think the day would come when this idiot would get laid before I would..."
"You're the worst in everything, Gray, you can't help it... By the way, what does gettin' laid mean?" Natsu asked, not seeming too interested.
"ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?! THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL I'M EXPLAINING THAT TO YOU!" Gray then inhaled deeply, calming himself down, "I can't say I'm surprised, anyways. I can't believe I thought even for a second that you were capable of having any sexual experience whatsoever..."
"WATCH YOUR MOUTH, ICEFREAK! IN FACT, I WILL START GAINING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU SAY RIGH NOW! COME HERE!" Natsu dared, making Gray nearly faint from the impression, then turn purple, then inexplicably start rolling on the floor laughing.
"What? What happened?" Natsu asked, clearly not understanding.
"You... Are... Such... A..." Gray couldn't control the laughs. Natsu was freaked by the ice-molding mage, which started laughing again. He stopped for a moment and sit up, gatering both shooters and refilling them. They both grabbed theirs, with Gray putting his in the air "Cheers! For Famebrain, who just now got the nerve to get out of the closet."
Bottoms up.