A/N: Yay! I actually got some reviews! Thank you StarGuy and C D Henry!! It keeps me going.
On another note, I'll include small Japanese phrases to keep the feel of Persona 3 even though it's an AU. Oh before I forget because I'm writing this pretty late on a school day, currency will not be in yen but gold. I may be Asian, but I'm not Japanese at all which makes me sad . Anyways…it would be hard to do an appropriate estimation for yen so I will just use a common currency in video games and guess it for myself.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything of the Shin Megami Tensei franchise, Atlus does.
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Adventures of Yuka-tan and Stupei
The quiet melody of chirping birds, and the warm rays of sunlight filtering through the window awakened a lump on a small bed. The lump twitched slightly at the chirp of the birds. Another chirp and it moved some more. Finally one more chir-
-BANG-BANG-
A tall man retracted his hand from the door. He was decked out with a blue tunic with silver thread etched into an intricate dragon design on the back. His legs were covered with black leggings, and to complete the look, he wore leather boots.
"Yuka-tan! Move it already, we have work today!"
The lump called Yuka-tan, formally known as Yukari stirred immediately. She rose from her bed, if cameras existed in this time, it would be panning over to the demonic eyes on this woman. The door was suddenly opened, and various objects flew at the man.
"Ow! Yuka-tan that hurts!"
Thwack, there goes a book.
"What the hell!"
The man ducked at the incoming boot, only to have it rebound on the wall and hit him in the back of his head.
Other doors opened along the hallway due to the commotion, heads peaked out but quickly went back in.
"Jeez its only Yukari and Junpei do they have to do this every time they have a job together?"
Ignoring the man sprawled out half dead in the hallway; the other residents simply slammed their doors.
Yukari gave one last glance towards a twitching Junpei, deciding she would have one last fun. She quickly walked out of her room and gave a few kicks to the body on the ground eliciting an extra twitch or two.
Returning to her room to prepare for the day, a mutter or two escaped from her lips involving a certain 'Stupei' and a cliff.
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10 Junpei Twitches Later
Yukari was soon done preparing. She was now outfitted in a pink ensemble. A thin lace ribbon was tied around her neck while a thin jacket adorned her shoulders. Underneath the jacket was a silky pink blouse. She had on tight pink leggings with a skirt over it. The girl too sported a pair of leather boots.
Kicking Junpei awake, the pair headed down the stairs to an information desk where they saw a woman with red hair scanning various papers.
"Ah, Junpei-san, Yukari-san I've been waiting for you."
The woman with red hair and a long white lace dress said.
"Hey! Chidori, how've you been, it's been years since we've last met. But your beauty has yet to fade!" Romanced Junpei.
"Idiot you saw her yesterday. Don't mind Stupei over there Chidori. What's the agenda for today?"
"Well business has been slow as of late, there's only Grandmother Crawley who needs help. It seems we have to go look for her cat."
With these words, Junpei's jaw dropped wide, while Yukari's eye was twitching.
And at the same moment, the pair exclaimed, "We have to look for a cat?!"
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A few hours later
"Ne, Junpei, how long have we been looking for?" sighed Yukari.
"I lost track a few cats back." moaned Junpei.
In the hours they've been hunting for the cat, the duo had found quite a few of all sorts of shapes and sizes. Sadly each was rejected by the old woman who said that none of them belonged to her. Dejectedly the pair continued searching with three clues.
The cat was a cat.
It was brown.
It responded to the name Chester.
It seems the lady was suffering from memory loss so the two could only continue their search with the meager hints.
"THERE!!" screamed Junpei.
-Whack-
"Ah! The hell was that for?" claimed Junpei as he rubbed the already rising bump on his head.
"Don't scream, you nearly gave me a heart attack!"
"Aw ish a wittle Yuka-tan scwared of the big bad forest. Scwared some ghwosts willl hurt her."
"Of..of course not!"
"Haha you are, but isn't that another brown cat just up ahead?"
"Yeah you're right… doggy, go fetch"
"What!! I caught the last one, you get this one."
"Tch fine." mumbled a peeved Yukari.
She began stealthily inching closer and closer to the brown cat in the clearing up ahead. The huntress was a mere foot away when the cat ran away.
"ARGH!!"
"Yuka-tan what happened to your legendary skills for stalking animals. Haha, you can't even catch a cat!" Junpei was rolling on the ground in laughter at this point. Sadly Junpei never learns and was immediately kicked for his words.
"Ow ow ow" whined Junpei. "I'm very fragile"
"Fragile my ass, now go catch that cat."
"Yes ma'am." saluted Junpei as he went to stalk his prey.
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Another few hours later
"My god is this cat toying with us?" yelled Junpei
"Seriously! It lets us get as close as possible, then runs away again." replied Yukari.
The two had spent another few hours chasing that single brown cat everywhere. It eluded their hands with ease. Taunting them with each step it took.
"Fine, this time we split up. Junpei you head left, I go right"
"Hai! We'll get you this time you bastard."
Splitting up the two cornered the cat into the wall. Junpei leaped and managed to grip the beast's tail.
"MEOWR!!"
The brown demon leaped into action, scratching everywhere.
"ACK! Hey watch the face, damn it. This is for the ladies not you!"
A/N: Hehe I was reading this over and I realized what Junpei said above with "This is for the ladies not you!"could mean something else besides his face O.o
Claws met skin and flesh scratching away as if it were trying to skin Junpei alive. He used both of his hands to pull at various parts of the cat, but this only seemed to aggravate it. Hissing, it reinforced its attacks causing Junpei to yield to the beast.
By this time, the cat was attached to Junpei's face and it planned on staying there for quite some time.
"Hehe, it suits you Junpei." giggled Yukari.
"Shut it! Now can we get back, this thing is ready to start sharpening its nails with my face"
"Hai, hai, lets head back." Yukari saluted, while trying to keep in another fit of laughter.
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At Grandma Crawley's house
"Oh dearies you've come back" an excited old woman nearing her nineties said.
"Yes we've found him grandma" proclaimed a very proud Yukari.
"Weah we wound whim" spoke Junpei rather incoherently.
Translation: "Yeah we found him"
"Oh my, I was going to tell you that I found Chester hiding in the basement. So there was no need to find him" chattered the old lady.
Unbeknownst to her, wars were breaking out in the minds of our companions.
"She made us look for nothing. Grr! Next time she loses that thing, I'm skinning it!!" screamed inner Junpei.
"This old lady was toying with us. Ugg, too bad you can't hurt the clients… or can you" thought evil Yukari.
"I hope it wasn't much trouble looking for my Chester."
With the best sweet voices the two could muster, they both exclaimed, "Of course not!" The two completed their words with smiles that twitched ever so slightly.
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Yeah I know this chapter was pretty bad. The idea sounded better in my head. But I tried to include more descriptions into the story, but it's still about ninety percent dialogue. I'm trying to improve on my writing style, so please be kind. I tried to use some imagery and comedy, but it didn't work out quite like how I wanted.
The upcoming chapters will involve Minato, Aigis, Koromaru, and Ken.
I have the idea of Minato's chapter down, but I'm still working on the others. If I'm not careful it'll turn out like this chapter which I think is really bad .
I think I will start on the character profiles for the next or the next next chapter.
As usual, please no flames, but I accept all constructive criticism and reviews
Remember each time, you read without reviewing; a part of the author dies inside O.o
And I don't think anyone wants to be a murderer :D