PHOENIX WRIGHT VS RYUICHI NARUHODO
CHAPTER 2
TURNABOUT SISTERS INESTIGATION
"BOSS WERE BACK!" shuted phenix but they wer VERY SHCOKED!
TO SEE MIA AND CHIHIRO LYING DEAD!
"AAAAAAAAH" scrmeaed them "WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIIIIIIS?"
"i am" wimpered someone and maya came out with somone who looked like maya
"(GASP IT DEFINTLY COULDNT HAVE BEEN HER)" thye both thought but the they wer CUT OFF BY A BANG O THE DOOR
"IM DETECTIVE GUMSHOE PAL!" shouted the guy
"HEY PAL DIS IS MY WORLD STOP STEELING STOPLITE" shouted another guy
"oops sorry pal" siad gumshoe and they came in with hancuffs
"AAAH" screamed phenix "WERE ALL UDER ARREST?!"
"no pal just de killer" said japanese gumshoe who was kaizoke itonogorigi its a weird long name so ill just call him kaizo or itty or somthing.
gumshoe and kaizu went into investigation
"hey pal" said itty bits "look at this"
gumshoe looked at the reseet
"hmm its a receet with mayoi ritten on the back"
"thats my name" said japanese maya who was mayoi see japan? THAT S a name i can remember. jesus christ guys.
kaiz went to mayoi
"hey wats your name"
"i said my name is mayoi stupidfuck" said mayoi
"DONT TELL HIM DAT" shout maya
"ZVARII!" shouted kaizo "THIS MEENS YUR DE KILLER!"
"omfg pal yur a genius" said gumshoe and they double arrested her.
"NICK WE GOTTA HELP HER!" shoted maya
"shh maya we dont no eech other yet"
"shit oops"
"oh well my name is phoenix wright ad dis is my frend ryuichi naruhodo"
"hi" said ryuu
"hi im maya fey and dat was my mirror mayoi"
"ok lets go to detention center"
phoenix ryuu and maya went to the tension centra to take mayois case
"sniff" siffed mayoi
"hi im a defender attorney" said ryuu
"what about me" said phoenix
"this is my show american boy"
"harumph"
"but you dont believe me" said mayoi
"get the fuk out of my head you cheating scum" said ryuu "i men of corpse i believe you!"
"but you eyes told me "SHE DID IT"
"no!" said ryuu
"she did it" said his eyes
"wat no she didnt shut up fags" said ryuu
"but" said mayoi "can you go to ryunosuke yoshicakes law office because hell always belev me"
"who" said phenix
"she meens grodyburger" said maya
"oh"
phonix ryu and maya went to the law place
"hes inside" sed secretary and they went in and a guy wit a weerd facewas there
"HALLO IM YOSHICAKES!" shouted the japanese grossberg
phoenix lolled
"he realy is a cake"
grossy cry
"hey hoshikek can you defend mayoi for chihiros murder" sad ryuu
"sure"
"awsom"
dey left and hung around at the crime sceee #rebels
BUT DAT WASNT DE END OF MISTER KILLER!
as soon as they left like DE VERY SCOND yoshis phone rang
"hello"
"hello mr cake" said de mysterious culprit (GASP HES HERE TOO?)
after the call
grodyberger was tinking
"to call or not to call"
meahwhile edgeworth was in his castle wit his mysterious japanese counter part
"hmph" he said glaring at the rain
meanwhile
ryuu looked at the plant wich pheonix called charley
"whats his name" said pheonix
"his name is charlie" said ryuu
"wtf his name is charley" said maya
"wats de diference stop jujing tings base on narrowmind culture assumes" said ryuu
phoenix flashbacked to we mia was watering charley
DROODROODROODROO! (SFX FTW)
"weird how you call it charley" said phoenix
"well wright is a weirder name" said mia
"u stupid" said phoeix
DROODROODROODROO!
just den pheonix noticed somthing in the pot
"its my phone!" shotued maya
"wait no THIS IS MAYOIS PHONE!" shouted penix looking at the nametag
he listend to conversation
"hey mayoi i just got back but i need you to take care of thiker statue wich has valuable evidence so com get it from chihiro"
"nice phone pal" said gumshoe
"AGH GET OUT!" shot phenix
"BUT IM INVESTIGATION wat ar yu guys doin her o yu must be defense atorneys" said itty
"(but im not defeding)" thought ryu
"anyway pal yull never win de case"
"why not" said ryu changing his mind
"because mr edgeworths the prosecutor" said gummy
"because raging mistercurry is de prosectuor" said itty
"CURRY" said phoenix
"EDGEY" sid ryu
"WAT" de both screem
"yep" said gummy
"hey gummy whos de witness" said maya
"oh you mean april may and umayo shoetakumi my lips ar sealed" said gumshoe
"oops sorry"said maya
"where is she itty" siad ryuu
"she has to stay in her hotel room but my lips are sealed" said itty
"ok" said phoenix "come on guys"
meanwhile
grodyberger was tinking
"to call or not to call"
they treeo went to her hotel but she wasnt in.
"stupid gumshoe" said maya
"ok guys im going in to snoop and shit" said ryuu
"ok ryu well see you outside" said pheonix
photix and maya left and ryy looked around
"wow big room" said ryuu
he went into the middle and suddenly
"WHIIIIRRRR!"
the room SHRANK!
"AGH its stuff in here" said ryuu
"WHIIIIIR!"
it got bigger again
"weird room april" thought ryuu
he found som doll ting but JUST DE!
"BELLBOY?" shoted april flirtyly stikcing her leg in for som reaso
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH" screamed ryuu "(huff huff LEGS! LEEEEGS!)" the legs made him act idiot ad he saw som walky talky ting and he grab and ran nocking over bin becaus he secretly had leg fetish
"huh" said bellboy as he saw ryuu run very fast out of his favrite gests room carryig her shit "must be a frend"
meanwhile
grodyberger was tinking
"to call or not to call"
he thought some more
"to call"
he finally picked up his phone and called ryuus number he somehow got
meanwhile
"hey ryuu whatd you get" said maya
"a wiretap"
"THE POT TICKENS!" shout maya
"hey um i thought grossburger was defending not us"
"...shit your right wat the fuck have we been doing" said ryuu
just den the steel samurai song played
"LOV DAT SHOW!" said maya but phoenix and ryuu took out both their phones
"its mine" said ryuu "hello"
"i am yoshikek and i cant defend your client"
"wat why didnt you tell us erlier"
"sorry im a nervus guy"
"UUUURGH!"
ryuu slammed de fon into his pocket "alright guys we gotta go to evry law office in the country
"damn" said phoenix "cant we just convince mayoi to let us take de cse"
"good idea phoenix" said ryyu and he made a shitton of lawyer office names and cross them all out escept 1 named kyle rivers
"why dont we ask kyle rivers" said maya
"he probably sucks and cant do anything useful" sad ryu
"but wil she fall for it" said phoenix
"yep lets go" said maya
"how do you know" said ryuu
"because i secret crush on phenix at this momet but dont tel him" said maya
"lol ok"
they got to detention center and mayoi came to dem
"grossbergs drop your case BUT these two offices will heer us out" said ryuu
"..." mayoi stared at ryuu and it was romatic and shit so day boat shouted
"LEMME DEFEND YOu!" shouted ryuu
"DEFEND ME!" shouted mayoi
they stared again for more shipping stuff
"ok ok were defending her" said phoenix "can we fucking go"
"sure" said ryuu and he blew kiss at mayoi to bild up the shipping the animators wer going for
"stop we dont want that much" said a voice in de sky
"shutup" aid ryuu leaving to de courthouse
THE BIG DAY HAS COME UP!
phoenix and maya wer at the back of ryuus bike and it was pretty slow
"we might be late" said phoenix
"eh. if were lucky so will meet surge and edgeworth" said ryuu
MEANWHILE EDGEWORTH AND MITSURGI WAS BLAZING DE ROAD AT A MILLION MILES PER HOWER!
"WOOOOOOOO!" screamed edgey and they wer SO EDGY ON DE ROAH!
"AAAH"! screamed mitsurgi "PEOPLE!"
"SHIT!" screamed edgy they were gonna drive RIGHT INTO DEM BUT!
mitsurgi spun de weel and dey parked right in front of the gate so noone got hurt
"jesus dat was close" said edgy
"watever" said mitsurgi
"WOOOHOO ITS DEM!" shouted de crowd
"jesus fucking christ edgeworth is overrated" said ryuu "mitsurgi is way sexier"
"fuck you man edgey for life" said pheonix
the three went into the courtroom
"court is in session" said udgey "where is the prosecutor"
suddenly the DOORS OPENED and edgey and mitsurgey were there! but den the doors OPENED AGAIN! AND AGAIN! ad they were STILL THERE!"
phoenix sweated what was the point of dis
edgeworth and mitsurgi went to the prosecution desk and gasped
"what are you doing here?!" shouted edgeworth because phoenix and maya were at the desk
"oops forgot about this backwardsness" they said and went to the otehr side.
"been some time ryuu" said mitsrugi
"same mitsurgi"
"hi edgey" said phenix
"wright stop flirting you whore"
"wat wat wat" said maya REALLY confuse
suddenly phenix slammed the desk
"OBJECTION!"
TO BE CONTINUE IN PART 2 OF TURNABOUT SIIIIIIISSSSTTEEEEEERRRRSSSS!