A/N: So here is the second chap for this pointless story. I didn't think people would actually like it :'D Thank you to HetaliaFTW6811, MattieMicBrownWilliams, yvonna, moonlightgaia123, UsuiXMisakilover, MG6673, pandy334, awesomeninja234, sweetlittledevil85, Brakenpelt, the-awesome-bee, and Tamalover4798 (is that everyone?) for your favs/alerts/reveiws.
Disclaimer: I have the manga but I don't own Hetalia.

"Okay, so let me get zhis straight." Germany said as he stared at blob of chibi with glasses that were way too big for its face sitting on Romano's lap. "Britain cast a spell on Canada this morning again und he didn't have enough ingredients so he vent to get some more, leaving him (?) in your care. Am I correct?"

"Yeah basically. What's it to you, Potato Bastard?" Romano glared at the German sitting across from him. Why was he at his house again?

"Vhy you two?" Germany asked with his eye brow raised.

"Why not?" He shot back, wondering the same thing.

"So you have to vatch him for how long?"

"Uh… I don't-"He was cut off by Italy coming through the door holding four plates of pasta, butler style.

"Here have some pasta!" Italy announced cheerily. He set the plates down in front of the other countries on the coffee table and sat down next to his grumpy brother.

"I don't want your pasta." Romano announced as he placed Chibi-Canada softly in his brothers lap. Then he stood up and left in search of tomatoes.

"Here, Kumayoshi." Canada said softly as he pushed Romano's plate of spaghetti towards the bear who was sitting on the floor, near the table.

"VHOA how long has zhat bear been zhere?" Germany was sure he wasn't there earlier. "Und he can eat pasta?" He questioned as the bear shoved his face into the pasta.

"He was in the kitchen with Italy and yeah, he eats lots of things, eh." The Canadian answered as he tried to avoid the fork of pasta that Italy was trying to place in his mouth. After a while he gave up a let the Italian feed him. And so they ate their pasta in silence for a while. Well, you could hear Kumajirou going NOM NOM NOM in the background and making other obnoxious eating sounds, reminding everyone of America. Romano came back holding a handful of tomatoes. He looked at the bear first and made a weird face, and them he saw Italy feeding Canada, made an even weirder face, and finally at Germany, who shrugged. Romano decided to stop making weird faces and sat down.

"Are you aware zhat you're not wearing any pants?" Germany asked.

"HUH?" All three of them looked at their legs to make sure their pants were still there. Then the Italians turned to a blushing Canada when they realized that yes, your pants are still on, thank goodness.

"Oh yeah, Arthur only gave me the dress." Canada remembered. His blush darkened.

"Oh, maybe our old maid uniforms are still in the attic! They had pumpkin panties, didn't they?" Italy offered.

"Or they could be in Tomato or Piano Bastard's attics." Romano responded dully.

"But I don't wanna wear those." Chibi-Canada pouted.

"It's better zhen having no pants right?"

"…Oui, I guess you're right."

"Well I'm gonna go check." And with that, Italy handed Romano Chibi-Canada and went off to search the attic. After a few minutes, Romano, Canada, and Germany decided to go help out. When they climbed in to the attic, they saw Italy surrounded by various small boxes. There were a few more small boxes in the back, along with bigger boxes and weird shaped objects covered in cloth.

"Oh hey there! The big boxes are too heavy~" Italy whined. Germany sighed and went to the very back where biggest boxes were collecting dust. Romano and Canada began pulling the covers of the objects. Most of them turned out to be Italy's old paintings. Some of them were Romano's. The other objects were a mannequin, some furniture, a globe, some maps, and three sculptures.

After a few hours and snack/pasta breaks, their search for panties bore no fruit. Or pants. "I guess we'll have to go ask Mr. Austria or Mr. Spain, eh."

"We are not asking the Tomato Bastard!" Romano declared.

"Okay, zhen to Sissy Man's house, er, palace, no, mansion!" And so they traveled to Austria's hose/palace/mansion.

Austria's fingers flew across the piano as he let out his frustration. From the kitchen, Prussia and Hungary could hear Chopin. Prussia chuckled as Hungary sighed and continued making apple strudel. Then the doorbell rang. Austria told the other two that he would answer it. He got a bad feeling before he even opened the door. When he answered, the aristocrat saw 1) Italy 2) The other half Italy who lived with Spain 3) Mr. Spartan Training and 4) … Chibi-America? Just what or who was Germany holding?

"Ciao, Austria!" Italy waved enthusiastically. Romano scowled.

"Hallo." "Bonjour, Mr. Austria, eh."

"Hallo." Austria straightened his posture." May I ask who this is?" He gestured to the chibi in Germany's arms.

"Maybe ve should come in und explain." Germany stated at the same time a "Who's at zhe door, Specs?" and "Who is it, Roderich?" came from inside the mansion.

"Ja. Come in."

"Oh, so all you need are zhe pants, correct?" Austria asked after they explained the situation. Canada was now sitting in Prussia's lap and having his cheeks pinched by Hungary.

"Ohhh he's so cute!" The woman cooed.

"Ja he is. Too bad he can't make the awesome me pancakes for a vhile." Prussia sighed. "Oh vell." He lifted Canada up and stood up. Then he began spinning around, Canada high in the air. "WHEEEEEEEE! KESESESESESESE!"

"G-Gilbert! I'm going to g-get dizzy!" Canada stuttered. His eyes were shut tightly.

"Bruder put him down."

"Awwww." Prussia stopped spinning, but kept the Canadian in the air. Somehow, his glasses managed to stay on. "I can see up your dress, Birdie."

"EH" "Bruder!" "Ve~" "Prussia!" "Kesesesese!" and "Other Potato Bastard!" were all shouted at the same time. Germany quickly snatched Canada away from a hysterically laughing Prussia saying "You're obnoxious!", then Romano took him away from the German with a "You're his fratello!", but then Italy grabbed the Canadian with a "You're too rough!" of his own, and then Austria decided to help the poor chibi and gently pried the Italian off Canada saying "I have experience, I took care of you for a while." to Italy.

After that, everyone took a chill pill and calmed down. Everyone except for Prussia, of course, who was rolling around on the floor laughing. He stopped after Germany kicked him in the stomach. Then he just lay there doubled over and moaning.

"Much better." Everyone decided.

"I'll go find those pants so you can leave, all right? Here, Elizaveta." Canada was dumped onto yet another country and Austria left the room. He pushed his oversized glasses up a little as Hungary went on about how cute he was and Chibitalia was cute too and I wonder how you would look in a maid uniform and so on. Random flowers appeared around her head. After some apple strudel and Romano kicking a downed Prussia, Austria came back with the purpose of this visit and gave them to Canadia who immediately put them on.

"Merci, Mr. Austria." Canada smiled. He finally had some pants, er, panties.

"Austria is enough, Canadia." The Austrian smiled back.

"Now we can go home~!" Italy announced.

"Ja." "Let's go!"

"Bye, Specs, I'm gonna hang out vith West here." Prussia was on his feet again and did not look like he got kicked by an angry German and Italian.

"Ja ja, Auf Wiedersehen." And so their quest for panties ended with Prussia joining their party at the end.

"Hey, what happened to the bear?"