Part two of this fic, it was going to be oneshoty, but I decided against it,:D Be glad I like torturing Kurogane (Muahhahahahaha)
Disclaimer:I still do not own Tsubasa
[Kuro's POV]
I walked out of the room wearing the most uncomfortable clothing for my breasts and turned the corner to where the kids were most likely eating lunch, since the mage took so long with his explanation of how kids were made. That bastard. He took total advantage of me in my shocked state. I never would have acted like that normally.
The mage had left the room before me and was already in the kitchen, making food when I came in. I stopped in the doorway and watched for the kids to observe my changed body shape.
"Good afternoon Kurogane-san." The kid started with a smile, but his smile quickly turned to a large gaping look when got a good look at me. "K-kurogane-san? Is that you?"
"Yes, who the hell else would it be?" I asked; crossing my arms over my chest, which is pretty hard to do when you have breasts. The princess; obviously confused, looked to where the kid was looking. She became confused as well.
"Kurogane-san? You... you..." I prepared for her reaction. "You have such big breasts!"
The idiot burst out laughing and I couldn't help laughing a bit myself and looking at her. "Why yes princess, they are quite huge."
"Princess, aren't you wondering why Kurogane-san, who is a man I might add, has breasts? Things men do not have?" The kid asked; bewildered even more by the princess's reaction. He then looked and me and asked. "You are a man right? Normally?"
I scoffed loudly. "Yes kid, I am normally a male."
The idiot came and stood next to me; putting his hands on my shoulders. He smiled at Syaoran. "Now, Syaoran-kun, Kuro-woman is very sensitive about her body, so we shouldn't mention about certain things~!"
I glared at the idiot as he smiled back at me and then took off. I grabbed the closest thing I found to a sword and chased after him shouting out: "YOU BASTARD! GET BACK HERE DAMMNIT!"
"Aww~! Kuro-sama's being a baby~! Maybe she needs a change~!"
"DO NOT CALL ME A BABY! I AM A MAN!"
The mage stopped running suddenly and I crashed into him, and we landed in a heap on the ground. Of course, I ended up on the bottom and I knew, just knew that the idiot was going to make a remark over it. "Didn't Kuro-sama have enough of me a little while ago? Or do you want more~?"
I tried to hide it but I ended up blushing, so I turned my head away from the mage's face before throwing him off. "N-NO! I don't!"
I stood up and walked over to the table, sat down next to the princess and put my head down on the table. "Ugh, dammit."
I heard the princess stand up and walk close to me, so I put my head up and looked at her with what I assume was a lazy expression. "Kurogane-san... why are you a woman?"
I shook my head. "I have no idea... not even a clue to why I'm like this."
The princess's shoulders slumped for a second before rising again. "Well then, what were those weird noises Syaoran-kun and I heard a short while ago?"
I opened my mouth wide. When I couldn't find my damn voice, I looked away; hoping I wasn't blushing, though I could feel my face heating up. The kid gasped a little. "Ah! Princess! That's... uh..."
The Mage decided to step in and try to say something, "Ah, Sakura-chan that was just me fixing up some wounds that Kuro-tan suffered a short while ago. Nothing to worry about; I assure you."
I sighed in relief before looking up at the princess again. "Yep. That was all. Now, I would like some food now."
I heard the mage laugh and walk towards the stove, "Of course, Kuro-love- I mean, Kuro-rin; one breakfast for my Kuro-sama coming right up~!"
I shook my head at his idiocy before glancing at the kid who was eyeing me funny. I got fed up with the look and barked out: "What is it kid? Why do you keep staring at me?"
"Oh! I'm sorry Kurogane-san!" The kid shouted out in shock before coming in close to my face and asking. "Did you and Fai-san... um... have..."
I knew what he was trying to ask, but I wasn't going to answer them. I breathed a huge sigh of indignation. "Ugh. Why does it matter to you?" I asked; looking at the kid through the corner of my eye. He looked taken aback for a second before getting his steely resolve back. He then looked around for the princess; I would've assumed before leaning over again and asking this question: "I just wanted know if you were a full woman."
I growled before I stood up and grabbed the kid by collar."We'll be back!" I yelled at the rest of the group before leaving the room. I took him to my bedroom and closed the door. I threw him on the bed and looked at him. He looked up at me with confused eyes.
"W-what's going on...?" He asked me slowly. That kid was so curious to know what was going on that I was going to tell him; in all the gory details…Well not all of them.
"Kid, you want to know about this?" I asked, pointing to my female body. He nodded slowly. "Well, fine. I'll tell you. I have no idea how I became female, but I woke up like this and the idiot woke up and was the one who pointed out that I had these." I stated before squishing my breasts with my hands to prove my point; which actually kind of hurts.
"So, I really did see breasts on you when I came running after I heard you scream. And that's why Fai-san was hugging you..." The kid trailed off and I picked up after that.
"Yea, so he told me to stand up and he looked me over and said I was a woman. It was then I realized I was missing an important part of my anatomy. Then I expressed my annoyance at the fact I didn't know how kids were made and-"
"Kurogane-san, you didn't know how children were made?" The kid asked me incredulously.
I huffed indignantly for being interrupted, "Well, my parents never got a chance to teach me. So, the mage told me he could show me how kids were made. And...that was what you and the princess heard..." I trailed off; hoping the kid would connect the dots.
The kid made an "o" face before nodding. "I see, so since you and Fai-san had sex...so that means you love each other!"
I gasped and blushed before stuttering. "W-what? How did you come to that conclusion? I don't even like that idiot!"
The kid looked at me funny once again. "But my father always told me that people who have sex, love each other and that they care for each other."
I waved my hand dismissively. "Nah, That can't be it!" But, I was thinking, What if I really do love him? No! No way! That's crazy! He was really sweet and caring this morning, he...
"Kurogane-san? Are you alright?" I looked at the kid confused.
"Huh? What?"
"You seemed kind of…out of it and you blushed a little too..." I shook my head about to say something when the kid said. "Oh, the bottle, that I said I couldn't read, I am fairly sure, it said 'Sex xChange'. I'm fairly certain that's what it said."
I stopped moving and looked at the kid, narrowing my eyes, "What? You think it said WHAT? AND WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US THIS SOONER?"
"I'm sorry Kurogane-san! I wasn't sure how to say it! I dent realize what it would do!" The kid screamed before running from the room. I sighed and sat down on the bed myself. I sat up when I heard someone standing in the doorway.
It was the idiot.
"Oh Kuro-tan~!" He walked into the room; huffing. "Really, you shouldn't scare poor Syaoran-kun like that! Save your yelling for me! I can handle it!" He chastised me in a mock serious tone. Then he sat down next to me and put his hand on my chest, whispering, "Kuro-sama, do you want another lesson on how children are made? I'd be happy to-"
" Not right now... this is a bad time... and I'm still hungry." I was still embarrassed from the first time and the kids were still awake and I didn't want to bother them again. Fai smiled and nodded."I understand." He whispered quietly and calmly, which was odd for him.
Then he put his hand on my face and pulled my face close to his and kissed me. I felt my face explode in heat and looked at him. "W-what was that for?"
"Simple Kuro-sama; Syaoran-kun already told you when he was talking..." I looked at him oddly, what did he mean, the kid already told me? Told me what? What the kiss was for? I was about to ask when he smiled again and stood up. "Well. I got to go back and make some food: for both of us."
He left me alone in the room with my thoughts.
I wonder what that kiss was for.
Damn the idiot and his ways of making me blush.
Yay, xxxholic reference :D (English Dubbed anime) Cookies whoever gets it!:D
