(Heeeeeeeeellllooooooo people! Thank you for supporting me in my first fanfic! And J.I.D.o.M. (wtf username) , I bet you 3 budder ingots you guessed right! XD)

The scientist looked down at his creation. It looked like a normal spider, but it was bigger and had different markings. It also had gills.

"This," Josh addressed his observing employees, "is a new species of spider! I have been working in the genetics lab for weeks, and here is the result! As the creator of this species, I shall name it! It shall be known as the fishspider!"

"Real original, Josh. You made a spider with gills and couldn't think of a better name?!" remarked Josh's intern, Timothy.

"Timothy, would you kindly stfu? I don't even know why I hired you…"

"Because my dad gives you private funding!"

Josh sighed, "Anyways, I want you to study the fishspider and see how it behaves. I also want you to breed a ton of them. And maybe mutate some so they are huge and shoot lasers, just to see what would happen. Now get to work before I feed you to my dragon!"

The employees shivered thinking of the giant dragon of fire and lava. They quickly got to work.

Josh went back to his office. He went behind his decadent as f*** desk and pushed the hidden button. Pistons retracted, revealing a Nether portal behind the wall. Josh stepped through without hesitation.

He was immediately greeted by Him. He was smiling, as usual, but not his creepy "I'm about to kill you and everyone you know because I feel like it" smile. This smile was warm and full of pried.

"Josh, I'm proud of you. Not only have you created something new, you did so without any divine power!" The white-eyed man offered his son a hug, which Josh gratefully accepted. Herobrine isn't exactly known for hugging, so a hug from Him was rarer than a vein of 100 emerald ores in an ocean biome.

"Thanks, dad. It was pretty hard. (lol dats wat she said) Especially with my conscience telling me, 'You know what, Josh? I don't like this whole creating thing, so I'm going to constantly nag you about how your dad's the god of destruction!' the entire bloody time."

Herobrine nodded and said, "It usually is difficult for my children to create anything, let alone a new species! Most of them can hardly keep from blowing up there dirt houses with TNT. But you, Josh, you are clearly stronger than all of them! If I was in your position, there would be TNT craters in a 10 mile radius around me." He closed his eyes and thought for moment. "You don't deserve this."

"What do you mean?" Josh didn't know if he was being insulted or complemented.

He went on, "You don't deserve to live a short life and then just die. You deserve what I have. If my brother can give divinity to a random mortal, I can surely do the same for my own son!"

Josh smiled mischievously. "Are you saying what I think you're saying?!"

"Yes, my son. What shall your name be? What shall you be for?"

Josh answered immediately, "RAGE: GOD OF SUCCESS!"

This startled Herobrine. "You've thought of this before?"

"Well, DUH! I've been thinking about that since I learned that my dad was a god!"

Herobrine chuckled, "You really are my son. Rage: God of Success it is!"

Golden (note: this is rage not sky, so butter is gold) fire surrounded Rage as the power filled him. He smiled and said, "This is going to be fun."

Quickbuild, Worms, Battle Heaven Forever,

All won by Rage with his skills so clever.

He built up a city, then a kingdom so grand.

His name is revered all across the land.

The fishspider thrived then escaped from the crew.

Rage used this to build a whole industry, too.

Our next god is really a fool.

It took him forever to craft a stone tool.

And who is this man? It's really quite clear.

Audience? What are you doing here?