well my mother is pregnant again haha i mean damn thats nasty and then my father left for a business meeting so i'm stuck here with my 6 month pregnant mother. damn it i mean the least he could have done was take me with him.
anyway on with the show.
well as you all recall i am no longer allowed to write fanfucshit. but i don't give a shit so who's in the mood for somthing stupid!
"orchie darling, come here" said narcissa. " orchard go to your mother she has somthing to tell you." said lucius in a gleeful voice the bastard.
" hell no i won't go!" screamed orchard at the top of her lungs. " yes you will"said lucius as he pushed her down the stairs.
oh wait a minute damn this is a flashback hahaha
well yeah the bought me a dimond necklace to shut me the hell up. i sold it for 5,000 dollars on ebay hehehe i'm so awesome
my dear fans i will not write another fanfucshit this chapter but i really want some letters. my parents say that i need to be in touch with the wizarding world i call bull shizz my mother and father can go touch each other for all i care. but anyway i met this boy in diagon alley his name was albus potter and he was really cute im supposed to meet him for ice cream with his parents in half in hour oh shizz nipples i gotta go
remember send me a letter
see ya'll in chapter 3 later