Neither Aliens nor Angels nor Angeloids
Crimson: Chapter two of NANANA? Alright then.
Inner: And just in time for the new year.
Crimson: And just because we can.
Inner & Crimson: HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND HAPPY 2018!
Crimson: At least it was better then 2016 to say the least.
Inner: That was almost two years ago, move on already!
Crimson: IT WAS A VERY SHIT YEAR! I LOST SOMEONE IMPORTANT TO ME THAT FUCKING YEAR!
Inner: Crimson-
Crimson: Just… Fuck off with trying to get me off the hate train for that year.
Inner: Let's just get to the story chapter.
Crimson: Right, anyway, This is chapter 2 of Neither Aliens nor Angels nor Angeloids. Let's get this show on the road!
"Fallout will be unleashed!": Normal Speech
"Altitude is dropping rapidly.": Thoughts
"FIRE IN THE MOTHERFUCKING HOLE!": Robotic Speech/ Angeloid Transformations
"Missed epically on that shot.": Robotic Thoughts/ Angeloid Abilities
Chapter 2: How many Ls must be taken?
Rito slowly looked around the room, looking at every girl in there, most of them looked like they were either, A: Going to kill the girl standing behind Rito, B: Going to kill Rito, resurrect him, and kill him again, or C: Going to kill both Rito and the girl standing behind him, Momo had a lewd look on her face as she gazed at the angel girl, possibly thinking of adding her to the harem, Lala had a confused look as she looked back and forth from Rito to the angel girl.
"So," Rito said, "Has the jury come to a-"
"Rito," Came Yui's voice, "Shut the hell up." Rito heard and saw Haruna whap Yui upside the head.
"Yui-chan? Do I need to get the Cat 'o Ninetails? Again?" Haruna said to Yui, making Yui pale considerably.
Rito couldn't help but feel grateful to Haruna for her protection, but knew a punishment would come soon. "Even though he does deserve to be kicked off his bed for a few weeks." Haruna said, finalizing Rito's punishment.
"There it is." Rito thought to himself.
Nana then glared to the girl behind Rito and said, "What about the cosplay girl?"
The girl looked to Nana and said, "I am my master's slave, I am a pet-class Angeloid."
If Rito wasn't already dead before, what the Angeloid said definitely dug his grave. "SLAVE?!" All the girls yelled. Rito wished he could shrink down and run away from this problem.
All the girls glared at Rito and said, "Well, she's your responsibility now Rito." Bailing on him.
"Girls! Wait!" Rito yelled to them and Mikan shook her head.
"Did you really need to piss them off?" Mikan asked.
"Mikan? Please, stop talking." Rito said.
Mikan smirked and said, "Your chivalrous behavior pissed of the girls you are currently courting, I'll enjoy seeing the fallout." She then left to her room and closed the door.
Rito tried to go to his room, only for him to find out that the girls had locked the door and were fucking each other in there, and they weren't exactly being subtle about it. Rito went back to the living room and sat down on the couch, with the Angeloid standing beside him. "So, you have a name miss?" Rito asked.
"My serial number is B35G7U12, Angeloid Type: Alpha, Name: Ikaros." The newly named Ikaros said.
"Yeah," Rito said, "I'll just call you Ikaros."
Ikaros nodded and said, "If you want to master."
"That's another thing Ikaros, why me? Why did you choose me as your master?" Rito asked.
Ikaros said, "Since you moved me from the crater and carried me away from the wreckage, you were the prime candidate of master material. You are my master, and whatever you want, I can give you."
Rito shrugged and said, "Nothing comes to mind at the moment." Then tried to get to sleep on the couch, hearing the girls fucking like animals, "I just wish they'd just shut up for the night!" Rito muttered to himself, unwittingly saying Ikaros's activation word.
Rito immediately fell asleep and Ikaros said, "Your wish is my command master."
THE NEXT DAY
Rito's eyes cracked open, and his back cried out in pain as he hissed in pain. "Oh fuck me, this hurt." He slowly got up and felt his back cry out in absolute agony.
Ikaros was leaning over Rito as he bumped heads with Ikaros, adding to his already painful wakeup call. He bumped heads with Ikaros and her head felt harder than a human skull. "Ow, ow, ow." Rito moaned as he held his head.
"Are you alright master?" Ikaros asked.
Rito wanted to snap at Ikaros, but held his tongue and said, "Yes, I'm fine."
Ikaros looked at Rito blankly and said, "Of course master."
Mikan was working in the kitchen, making breakfast. She saw Rito get up and said, "Good morning Rito-kun, how was your rest?"
Rito groaned in pain and said, "You know very well how my rest was, it hurt!"
Mikan sighed and said, "That would be karma." Mikan then saw Ikaros near Rito and asked, "So, she give you a name yet?"
Rito said, "She said her name is Ikaros."
Mikan went into a thinking position and said, "An alteration on the name Icarus. Who would name their kid that?"
Rito shrugged and said, "Well, I better get the girls up."
Mikan looked at Rito worried and said, "Are you sure about that? They might still be pissed at you."
Rito shrugged his shoulders and said, "They'll either scream at me, or just force me out silently. Either way, they'll get up."
Mikan gave Rito an annoyed look and said, "Not like you care at the moment."
Rito gave Mikan a heavy stink eye and said, "They locked me out of my room for trying to help someone else, and they call it wrong. I couldn't let her be crushed!"
Mikan walked towards the kitchen and muttered, "Yeah, whatever."
TWO HOURS LATER
Rito slowly walked down the street to his school, bruises prominent on his arms and torso. To say his harem was pissed was an understatement, they had not only thrown him out of his room, but also out of the house. He was already out of the house and at Seinan High, biding his time. He had already seen Tearju and was calmly sitting with his back to the guard rail on the roof. He was slowly breathing and looking up at the sky, thinking about the whole Ikaros Situation as Rito was so eloquently dubbing it.
Rito saw Mea poke her head over the railing on the other side of the roof, he then said, "Mea? What do you want?"
Mea gave Rito a confused look and said, "You seem tense, did something happen?"
Rito sighed and said, "Nothing you need to worry about Mea."
Mea was about to say something, then something… or someone, cut her off. "Yahoo! Lala-tan!"
Rito couldn't help but facepalm at the familiar voice, "What is he doing here?!" Rito growled.
A familiar green ship appeared above Rito and Mea, as four Aliens and one giant frog pet dropped from the beam. "Ya-hahahaha! Yuuki Rito!" Came the voice of the Frog prince, Lacospo, "I've come for Lala-tan!"
Rito, having reached the end of his already short temper, growled at Lacospo and said, "The fuck do you want Lacospo? I don't want to deal with your ass!"
Lacospo gave an annoying sort of laugh and said, "I've hired more then one assassin this time!
Rito growled as he saw three small time assassins giggling like morons. Rito glared at them and said, "If you all want to live, revoke your contracts with this prince and return to your planets or the nearest intergalactic trading post."
The yonugest of the group laughed and said, "Or you can just give up and die quietly."
Rito's glare got worse and he said to Mea, "Mea-chan? Go get Yami."
Mea gave him a confused and worried look and said, "Go get Yami-Onee-Chan? What about you?!"
Rito cracked his neck and said, "I'll deal with these chumps. Get moving!"
Mea tried to dissuade him from taking them on, but Rito was having none of it. Mea knew that Rito had this stubborn streak about him when he got pissed, so she rushed through the door hoping to find Yami quickly.
Rito then gave the three of them one last warning, but they ignored it. "I warned you." Rito growled and rushed the three assassins.
MEANWHILE
Ikaros was watering the plants when the two ear pieces on her head started making computerized chirping noises, signifying Rito's heart rate went up exponentially. Her eyes then turned from blueish greem to red, activating her scanning mode as the watering can dropped from her hand. "Scanning for Master's Location" Ikaros said as she scanned the surrounding city, searching for where Rito's signal was coming from. "Location found! Sainan High, Activating Boost Thrusters, Activating Flight Compensators." Ikaros said as her wings unferled, and small jets in her boots shot out and activated, sending her skyrocketing.
Ikaros sped through the sky, gaining the attention of every civilian in the area as she flew by.
BACK WITH RITO
Rito wasn't having the best of times with the assassins. They toyed with him to no end, and kept taking turns toying with him. Rito was reaching the end of his already short temper and glared at Lacospo saying, "You need three skilled men to beat up a teenager like me? Makes it seem like you like men more than women."
Lacospo's face turned an ugly purple and he roared, "This'll teach you to take what isn't yours!"
"Like your obsession with Lala, even though i've already claimed her virginity, her heart, and her thoughts?" Rito said, pissing off Lacospo even more.
"THAT TEARS IT!" Lacospo roared in his insufferable voice, which seemed to crack as he screamed, "KILL THAT HUMAN SHIT STAIN!"
Rito braced for the three of them to come down on him like a bag of bricks, only to hear the sickeningly satisfying sound of bone crunching against metal, namely a skull breaking in a few places. Rito looked up and saw Ikaros landing in front of him, holding one of the assassin's skulls in her hands, slowly crushing it. "Ikaros?" Rito asked, "What are you doing here?"
Ikaros looked at Rito and said, "Your heart rate went up by a massive degree. I was able to track your heart rate to this location."
Lacospo roared in anger and yelled, "Who is this bitch?! Another one of that worthless human's harlots?!"
Ikaros saw Lacospo and said "Prince Lacospo of Gaama, your previous and current actions are enough to send you to a Devilukian holding cell on the Deviluke Prison planet. Call off your hired assassins and you will be free to go."
Lacospo growled at her and said, "Shut up you whore! Boys! Kill her!"
The three assassins were actually a lot more wary of the new girl since she partially cracked one of the assassin's skulls. "I'm not sure princey, she doesn't seem like an alien to fuck with." The youngest assassin of the bunch said, "She cracked part of Golio's Skull!"
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING?! I PAID YOU WELL IN ADVANCE!" Lacospo roared angrily, "DO YOUR NEBULADAMN JOB AND KILL HIM!"
Ikaros activated something on her person and said, "The Devilukian Intergalactic guard will be here in about ten minutes. Make your peace."
Lacospo paled and said, "Screw this, I'm not going to prison!" and jumped back into his ship.
The three assassins tried getting back into Lacospo's ship, only for him to jump to hyperspace saying, "You three deal with this! I'm out of here!". The assassins paled and turned back to Ikaros, who pulled out a plasma/tesla styled bow and arrow set, sending plasma and tesla sparks jumping from the bow and arrow. It didn't help that the pressure from Ikaros's weapon was pushing down on them like a dump truck.
The three assassins got down on their hands and knees and began begging Ikaros for their lives. "Your crimes will be lessenes if you turn yourselves in." Ikaros said. They all rapidly nodded and teleported away from the roof.
A few seconds later, Rito's harem burst through the doors to the roof and saw Ikaros was healing Rito. "Rito!" Almost all of the girls cried and surrounded Rito and Ikaros. "What happened!?" Yui asked in a worried tone.
"Prince Lacospo hired three assassins to kill my master." Ikaros said as she healed Rito.
All of Rito's girls began to feel grateful for Ikaros, due to the fact that Rito was caught off guard and Ikaros was a sort of shield to him. "Ikaros-chan?" Lala asked.
"Yes Princess Lala?" Ikaros ased.
Lala smiled and said, "Please, call me Lala, do you have feelings for Rito-kun?"
Ikaros tilted her head and said, "Feelings? I do not know what you are talking about. I'm loyal only to my master."
All of Rito's girls began feeling bad because they not only berated him the previous night for them thinking she had feelings for him. They all then apologized to Rito and he shook his head at the fact that the problem solved itself. "It's fine. Lets just get to class."
CHAPTER 2: COMPLETED!
Crimson: *Is being absolutly berated and verbally assulted for delaying the chapter for five months* Oh my god, just shut up!
Inner: I'd say this is karma for you Crimson.
Ikaros: Mind if I sen us off?
Inner: Not at all.
Ikaros: AHEM! This has been Inner and Ikaros with NANANA, See ya!
Cimson: HOW MANY TIMES MUST I SAY IT?! IT'S PEACE GODDAMNIT!
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