Yes it is the sequal to part one of my Tenten's drunk tales story.Enjoy!!Tentenrocks
Tenten started waking up.She heard little kids saying:"Shuush she's waking up!"Tenten finally able to see saw that she was in the ninja academy when she sat up.All the kids started laughing.Still drunk Tenten didnt know what the hell was going on!!
"What the hell?"Tenten said rubbing the back of her head.What she didnt know was when she was passed out Moegi,Udon,and,Konohamaru all drew on her face she had a beard and a circle around her right eye.She also had polka-dots on her arms.
Konohamaru came in front of Tenten."Sorry."He said in his squeky kid voice.
"Sorry for what kid?"Tenten asked,"Do I know you?" All the kids started laughing.
"Iruka-sensei is late and were bored."Moegi said.
"Hey kids wanna here the story of how I saved christmas?"Tenten asked turning to the class.
All the kids shouted "Yeah!"
"Okay then you three sit down in the squares."Tenten said to Moegi,Udon,and,Konohamaru.
"Okay someone tell me a word."Tenten said and all the kids raised there hand,"You in the back."
"Poo."The kid said making all the kids laugh.
"Okay shit someone else."Tenten said and once again the kids raised their hands.
"Orange spikey hair girl."Tenten said pointing to Moegi.
"Princess Moegi."She answered.
"Okay one more booger boy."Tenten said pointing to Udon.
"Crack."He said.
"Okay now I will take those three words and put them with the story of how I saved christmas."Tenten started,"Princess Moegi."She grabbed Moegi and put her in front of the class,"Was on crack."Then she grabbed Udon and put him up front as well,"The Princess Moegi had to take a shit so she went to the little crack room.So she went and she came back and said "well I guess I am going to Taco Bell." She did and when she came back home I appeared like magic Whoosh! Then I said so what did you get and she said Twirly cinnamon swirls and I sai d give them to me and she's like no! no! and im like yes!"Tenten shouted shaking the kids as she said all this,"and then im like okay have it your way.Then I walked by her and tackled her down then santa came and put me on the fricken naughty list.Then im like what the hell I tackle a fricken pirncess and im considered naughty? And he's all yes yes quit right.And then im like what the are you brittish or something I thought Santa was american and he's all I can be of any culture right now I just prefer brittish.then I way my fist at him and he's all naughty naughty shame on you. Then I start throwing a fit then he magically makes me an elv slave then he does his evil laugh and no good can come from santa kids! We work are butts off to make you happy! Thats the story of how I saved christmas."
All the kids just stared at Tenten right when Iruka came in."Sorry im late class..." he started then stared at Tenten,"Are you okay you look...well...you look drunk." Tenten lifted a finger but Moegi randomly said something."Tenten was telling us a story!"She shouted. All the kids started laughing. "Tenten.."Iruka started but then stopped himself,"Here uh you can sit down right there and help other kids."He said. Tenten was quiet.
"Uh you okay?"He asked. Tenten looked up."My tummy hurts."She complained.
"Tenten dont you think thats a little immature?"He asked."My tummy hurts."She complained again.
"Tenten..."Iruka grabbed her hand and took her to Tsunade."Hey Tsunade-sama Tenten says her tummy hurts whats wrong?"He asked.Tsunade checked her heart rate and put her hand on Tenten's head."She's drunk."Tsunade finally said. Tenten looked up. Her cheeks were reddish and she had a tired look on her face."Yes she's deffinitly drunk."She said.
"Where's my spandex?"Tenten asked.
"Uh spandex?"Tsunade asked."Yes spandex you know like the kind Gai-sensei wears?"Tenten shouted.
Tsunade grabbed Tenten and took her to Gai."She wants her spandex."She said.
"Finally the youth bloomed in this one!"Gai said happily then handed Tenten a copy of his spandex.She quickly ran to the bathroom and put it on.Gai, Tenten, and, Lee all got in a group. "We are Team Gai and we kick but in the name of..!"They all shouted."Friendship!"Tenten shouted."Justice!"Gai shouted."And Love!"Lee shouted.
"Love?"Tenten asked.
"Yes love!"Lee shouted with fire in his eyes.
"I hate you so much."Neji said watching them while leaning on a tree.
"Yo were Team Gai and we kick ass in the name of..."Lee started.
"Were not chanting it again!!"Neji,Tenten,and,Gai said in unision.
Okay really it isnt the best ending but, I have been trying hard anyway sorry it took so long you do not know how hard it is to make up funny jokes and stuff!! . I hope you enjoyed it thoughTentenrocks