The legend of the naturalist avatar ch. 2
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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Tonraq had been through a lot the past 12 years. First his daughter joined a commune of crazy nudists, then she proved their philosophy was the real deal! Then his daughter became a nudist! Then many people throughout the south pole began to emulate them!...then hundreds of naked morons died of hypothermia...
Still...it helped Katara bend new elements...and do things that no other avatar had ever done before...And it seemed to make Korra happy...so Tonraq tried to hold his tongue...and he liked to think he did fairly well being tolerant to Korra's new choice of lifestyle.
But this latest curve ball...
"YOU GOT LUNA PREGNANT!?" Shouted Tonraq in disbelief. "HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!?" Usually, his wife Senna would be calming him down...but she too was baffled at this latest development.
Luna smiled serenely. "I had a theory for an experiment...what would happen if a girl suppressed all her Yin(female energy), converted it to Yang(male energy), and then had sex with a girl who did the opposite?"
"And now we know...Luna got...knocked up." Said an embarrassed Korra awkwardly...while groaning inwardly. Why did I agree with that? Not only do I have a kid on the way...I sucked at sex..i was just...I was just really bad...it was humiliating...
Oblivious to her (surprisingly still platonic) friends turmoil, Luna continues on.
"You should be proud of your daughter! She accumulated so much Yang energy that she not only got me pregnant...but bumped my conception up to the seventh month instantly!" She said proudly as she rubbed her swollen, naked belly happily.
"That's...my girl!" Said Senna awkwardly...not knowing what else to say to the situation...or even how to FEEL about the situation...
Korra blushed and covered herself...for the first time in years she was self-conscious about being naked...
...not too far away...
Tenzin sighed...on top of giving Korra the bad news...he'd have to deal with that loon Xenophilius again...Tenzin would admit that his theories were sound...even amazing...but that didn't make the man any less insane...
Let's just get this over with. Thought a despondent Tenzin as he ordered his bison to land near Korras house-
"But why can't I get off?" Asked an annoyed Meelo. Pemma glared at him, "You know very well, why! I won't have you gawking at the nudists!"
"But your let jinora and ikki get off!" He pointed out. "That's different...Ikki doesn't want to get off since the idea of a nude guy makes her uncomfortable...and Jinora...well..." She trailed off awkwardly.
"This meditation technique Korra taught me is great! I can't feel the cold at all!" Said a naked Jinora in the lotus position...
Tenzin rubs his forehead in trepidation. Spirits help me...
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