chapter 2
Bpov
We all sat there staring at Nessie. What the fuck has Emmett done? Did he really just ask Carlisle and Esme that, in front of my 2-year-old daughter.
Emmett is so going to pay.
"We know you like to play with toys. There some up in your room, why don't you go play with them?" I said.
Nessie went up stairs to her room. I know somebody is about to kill Emmett, and I want to, too.
"Emmett what the fuck is wrong with you?" Rosalie said.
"Sorry. I didn't know the child would say something. She doesn't even know what I'm talking about. No big deal."
I was so pent-up with rage, I saw red. I lunged at Emmett. Even though he dodged some of my punches, I got a few goods ones though. Damn Jasper had to calm me down. I hate that.
"Bella stop punching Emmett, even though we know he needs it." Jasper said in a calming voice.
Emmett got up and asked the same question. Carlisle and Esme just stood there. I went the kitchen to grab something to hit him with.
"Bella don't do it. He's not worth it." Alice said, apparently seeing what I was going to do. Carlisle and Esme walked up to their room, still in shock.
"Hey, you didn't answer my question!" Emmett yelled.
"Shut the fuck up. I would keep my mouth shut if I were you." Rosalie told Emmett. Jacob walked in staring at us. I guess he went somewhere else while were..."talking".
"Hey. What you guys doing."Jacob said.
"Nothing. we were playing truth or dare, until Emmett had to ruin it." I said.
"Well, can I play. There's nothing to do at the rez."
"I don't know Jake-"
"Bella, don't be such a party pooper, the more the merrier." Emmett clapped his hands, rubbing them together."Ok, let's get this party started."
"Jacob, you can go first since you're the new person." Emmett said.
" Ok, Bells, truth or dare?"
"Dare. You're not getting ANY information from me."
" I dare you to call Mike Newton, and tell him that you wanna fuck him."
"Are you crazy!" I've wanted to avoid him ever since I got married. Now that I'm a vampire, and I'm, like, beautiful, he'll go ballistic!
"So you're not doing the dare." Emmett asked. I didn't say anything, I was to mad to speak.
"Ok. That's enough information for me. Bella and Edward can't fuck for five days." Emmett said. Jake looked confused. He probably didn't know the rules. We didn't tell him the rules because none of them applied to him except rule # 1 and 2.
"Oh yeah. One of the rules, well my rules says that whoever doesn't do a dare can't fuck for 5 days. I didn't tell you the rules because none of them apply to you." Emmett said, looking at Jake's confused face.
"Oh."
That doesn't make me mad. Emmett said we can't fuck. That doesn't mean we can't do other things. Edward don't be mad at me. I just don't feel like talking to Mike. I've wanted to avoid him as much as possible. Forgive me? I made the most innocent look I could muster.
"I could never be mad at you." Edward kissed my cheek. I felt all warm inside now. Damn Emmett.
"You two, break it up." Emmett chuckled and by the look on Edward's face, I could tell Edward wanted to rip him to pieces.
"Oh shut up. Ok Emmett. Truth or dare."
"Dare."
"Ok. I dare you to go tell Carlisle and he's a big fat pussy!"
"BELLA SWAN!"Emmett yelled.
"Cullen. Bella Cullen." I corrected.
"I will not do that! They'll be more madder than they are!"
"OK. I guess you'll just lose your pussy."
"I don't have a pussy."
"Mmmhm."
Rosalie looked like she was about to faint. I wish somebody would take a picture and post that somewhere. It's hilarious.
Epov
I can't believe Bella just did that. She has made me the happiest man alive. Now I don't have to endure those awful, disgusting thoughts that they have every single fucking night.
Stupid Bella had to do that. Emmett thought.
Why couldn't Emmett go up there and say that. Everybody is always mad at Emmett;what's the difference? Now I can't fuck for 5 days. Damn Emmett. Rosalie thought.
We should go shopping since nobody can fuck for 5 days. Alice thought.
Bella is currently my favorite sibling right now. Jasper thought. I'm so grateful Bella's in my life. She's made a big impact on me and my families lives." I don't know what you're grinning at, dog. You can't have sex for 5 more years; virgin."Emmett growled. Jacob's grin faded, he looked at me with a scared look. Well he should 'cause if he thinks he's even going near Renesmee when she's 7, he's got another thing coming. Bella was getting impatient, so I decided to break the ice.
"Are we gonna play the game or what?" I said.
"I don't even wanna play anymore." Emmett pouted, with his arms crossed.
"Aw, Emmett, don't be a party pooper." Bella mocked.
"Shut the fuck up Swan. Oops, I mean Cullen." Emmett grinned. Bella hated when he called her by her maiden name. She felt she was apart of the family, so she felt that we could at least call her Bella Cullen. Bella was furious.
Bpov
Emmett knew I hated when he called me Swan. If he wants to play; let's play.
"Nice one Emmett. To bad you couldn't come up with something better, but seeing your condition; I totally understand."
"What're you talking about Swan?" Emmett asked.
"You know; you being a pussy and all."
"You wanna fight? C'mon, let's fight; right now, right here!"
"Ok. You'll lose. If you can't even beat ' little ole Bella Swan ' in a arm wrestling match. How you gonna beat me in a fight."
"That was when you were a newborn." He argued.
"Newborn or not; I can beat you."
"Backyard. 1o minutes." he declared.
"Why can't it be 5, oh yeah, 'cause you're a pussy. Ok, 10 minutes."