A/N I am ignoring Eclipse and Breaking Dawn because it doesn't fit with what I want to write.

I don't own Twilight

CPOV

I was just getting to the driveway after work it was good to be back in Forks and having the whole family back together was good. I stopped at the end of the driveway to pick up the mail and there was more than normal I could clearly see.

There were the normal fashion magazines for Alice and Rosalie, Car magazines for Rosalie, a civil war magazine for Jasper, an interior designing magazine for my lovely wife Esme and a playboy magazine for Emmett. But then there was a letter from the school I wonder what these boys have done now and a letter from ABC wait what is this letter from ABC about... EMMETT!

I quickly get back into my car and sped down the driveway I ran into the house screamed "EMMETT GET DOWN HERE NOW."

"What Dad," he asked as he ran down the stairs before he saw the letter then started yelling at Alice saying something about she was meant to be checking when the letter was meant to arrive. Gosh what has Emmett done now I may as well just read this letter?

Dear Dr and Mrs Cullen

You have been chosen for wife swap after the video you sent in which was very strange you could say. You shall be swapping with the McDonalds a family that moved to America from Scotland back in 2000. They live in Twin Peaks, Washington you will be swapping with Mrs Katherine McDonalds on the 24th of November to the 8th of December.

Thank you and we will see you on the 23rd November to take some footage of your family.

Yours sincerely

The Wife Swap Team

"Emmett why did you sign us up for Wife Swap?" I said as calmly as I could.

"Because I thought we needed some excitement and some fun," Emmett said trying to sound sweet but failed let's just say it was a good thing Edward was at Bella's because otherwise he wouldn't have a head right now. Since we got back to Forks Edward has hardly left Bella's side so he is hardly here anymore we will just have to make Edward bring Bella over here then and that would be in two days what I only get two more days with Esme before she has to go to twin peaks for two weeks let's just say that I am glad we haven't been to Twin Peaks for a few decades. I wouldn't want anyone to recognise us and figure out our secret because then we would be in BIG trouble with the Volturi.

When Edward finds out about this he is going to want to kill Emmett as that would make him stay at home more and spend less time with Bella and none of us want a grumpy Edward mopping about the house especially since him and Bella are also engaged now.

Run Emmett, run Emmett run, run, run. I think I might be going crazy oh well Esme can help me with that for the last two days.

Ed POV

I was sitting on the sofa in my beautiful Fiancé's living room with her cuddling into me on my lap and her happily playing with my hair while we watched a movie yesterday we told Charlie that we were engaged and he seems to be slightly nicer to me now so that is good I shouldn't be getting kicked out at exactly the same time every night by Charlie now he says that I can even stay the night if I am good enough and I sleep on the sofa down here once a month so that will be good I can spend even more time with Bella with Charlie actually knowing I am here instead of being here in secret. When I got a text from Carlisle that read 'please bring Bella to the house tomorrow and be dressed nicely yet casually and that I have to be none depressing'.

Since when am I depressing? Ok so I was depressing when I left Bella so that she was safe but you would be to if you left the love of your life and soul mate to protect them.

Soon after we finished the movie Bella started to make their dinner while I helped her and ended up sitting and watching her instead as I got in her way to much so she made me sit at the table while she finished making spaghetti bolognaise and I had to leave soon as I wasn't going to eat human food I always had the same excuse that Esme likes us all to have dinner together at least five times a week as I like to take Bella with me sometimes and Esme makes her some food. As none of us can eat she likes to make things for Bella it makes her happy.

The only thing I can only assume is I will want to kill Emmett when I found out what he has done. And yet again I can only guess it is Emmett that did something and not Alice they are the only two that would do something that would make me be at home and bring Bella with me I do take Bella to mine to see my family and stuff but I do like spending time with her on our own it's just nice and peaceful.

Oh well it will be good to have Bella's at ours she can catch up with Alice and the rest of them. I stay with Bella till Charlie gets home then I go and have 'dinner' with my family as I don't want Bella to be left alone not with that stupid mutt around. Bella started to get worried when it got to 8 o'clock and Charlie still wasn't home so I called him on his mobile as I don't know if Bella would be able to listen if someone else picked up the phone and it was bad news.

Ring

Ring

Ring

Then the phone stopped ringing but no one picked up. I was about to tell Bella when the door bell rang and I went to open it and there stood a police man who was looking very sad and I immediately thought the worst for Bella.

"May I come in?" the guy asked.

"Sure," I answered and let him in and walked back to the kitchen where Bella was he sat down across from us and I sat Bella on my lap so I could hug her and let her cry into my shoulder. I quickly read the guys mind and just as I thought Charlie was dead.

As the person was telling Bella I soothed her and rubbed her back and let her cry into my shoulder like the good fiancée I was. Once the man left I packed some clothes and toiletries for Bella and took her to mine she probably needed someone bright and happy or very motherly at the moment and the only people I could think of that where like that where Alice and Esme. Alice for the happiness and Esme for the motherliness.

Poor Bella though she just lost her father now I won't be the depressed one in the house that will be Bella we just need to keep her busy and to keep her mind off of Charlie. She fell asleep on the car journey there and I didn't wake her when we got to the house I just picked her up and carried her upstairs to our room. It isn't just my room anymore it's our room since Bella and I got engaged it has been our room instead of my room.

Once I had laid her on the bed I went downstairs to talk to my family they all were looking at me and yelling at me in their thoughts to tell them what was wrong so I did just that and I told them that Charlie had died and Bella's staying here no matter what. Then Emmett owned up to what would have made me bring Bella here tomorrow apparently I was right and I do want to rip his head off.

I HATE EMMETT!

A/N

I am sorry I killed Charlie but he didn't fit in with my story and that means he has to either die or disappear for a few weeks but I decided it was best if he died.

Sorry.