Duo 2/1!
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Part Two...
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"Heero?"
"Heero?"
The two Duos were thoroughly confused. Then at once, the terror begun.
The two Duos burst into song.
"Oh, Heero, how he holds his pom-poms right!" sang the first Duo.
"Oh, how I long to spend the night..."
"With yooooooooou..." they both finished.
Relena sweatdropped and Heero stared in shock.
"Yo, man! What's with the singing shit???"
The two Duos could not contain themselves.
"Ohhhh... Heeeerooo! How we love you so!" sang the second.
"But I think Quatre would rather screw Tro..."
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" the both chorused.
Relena ran right out the the water, screaming until she was back in her hotel.
Quatre chose that time to come up.
"WHAAAAAAT?!?!!?" Quatre came up in leather bondage with something in his hands... It was... "Bastard!!" came his 'Pissy Uchuu no Kokoro' voice.
"Aaaaah, ruuun for your liiiife! For Quatre has..." The second Duo hid behind the first.
"Squeeeeez Cheeeee-eeeeeeeeeeez..."
Pissy Uchuu no Kokoro Quatre then chased the Duos out of the pond area. He turned around and looked for Trowa.
"Trowa? Trowa! You're pissing my uchuu no kokoro off again! _!"
After looking around, Quatre saw a bang poking up out of the water.
"No *shit*, man!" said Heero, scratching his... *cough*
Quatre grabbed the bang and pulled. And pulled. And pulled. He was now up to 10 feet of bang...
"Dammit, why can't you have NORMAL hair?!?" screeched Pissy Uchuu no Kokoro Quatre. Finally, a head poked out and the rest of Trowa followed.
Trowa had his one leg over his head and kept making cracking noises.
"Yeah!! YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!" Trowa bounced around, bang hitting Quatre in the face.
"Hey!! You could poke someone's eye out with that thing!"
"Whoo-hoo!!!! YEEEEEAH!!" Trowa's eye was wide, and he jumped on the dry area, doing a split as he landed, "Yeah! I'm a CONTORTIONIST! I ROCK!!!"
Wufei had popped up, but every time he had opened his goat mouth, a fog-horn rang out, very shrilly. ...Don't ask.
"DUUUUUUUDE!!" screeched the now sugar-high contortionist, "Wu-chan!!" he ran up and hugged the poor goat. Wu-chan attempted to scream, but got a fog-horn instead. After much trying, he managed to say something.
"Kisama!!" came the helium-induced voice, "Get off me!"
Suddenly, music began to play...
"Well if ya see a faded sign at the side of the road, that says 15 miles to the..."
"LOVE SHAAACK!!!"
came three voices.Magical Disco Sally Po let out a howl and began groovin', her 5" platforms kicking up in the air, oblivious to the fact that she was still halfway under water.
Zechs, in the meantime, hovered in the air, with a goose hat and a pink tutu to boot.
"Laalaalaa~!" came the fairy-ish voice as he fluttered, "Doot-doot-doo...!"
"Warg!" another voice went, and all turned to see Bowser.
MIRACLE GROW BOWSER.
With a SAXOPHONE.
"Warg!" Bowser's weird, large forked brows seems to wiggle, and Magical Disco Sally Po pulled out a rocket launcher.
"Hey, sista!! Don't be pulling my shit, ya see? I kill ya!" Heero growled, pom-poms waving menacingly in the air.
"WAAAARG!!!" Bowser continued, "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG!!!"
Everyone sweatdropped.
"Haaaayllooooo..." said what we think is Zechs, "Eet ees I, Milli-chan-doo!"
"WARG," said Bowser, getting irritated.
It took a few minutes for everyone to realize that Dorothy was 'missing'.
"She must be dead, man!" said Magical Disco Sally Po, her hair beginning to frizz up.
"Warg..." Miracle Grow Bowser sighed.
"Haaaaaaaaaayllooooo..." Zechs said while floating, big eyes sparkling, "We have treeeeeebute!" His mystical fairy aura was glowing and his hands twitched like claws on 'tribute'.
"Right on!!"
"Yeah, and all that respective shit!" Homie Heero, "'S all good w'me."
Wu-chan made and fog-horn noise and Pissy Uchuu no Kokoro Quatre sprayed squeez cheez on Trowa's bang, gravely upsetting the sugar-high boy.
The midget sighed and poured hot water on Miracle Grow Bowser, who changed into Dorothy.
"KILL!!" Dorothy repeated as she throttled him.
"Nooo~ohhh... Weee make happ-eeeee!!" Zechs's fairy aura glowed and he twirled around and did a Mario-style "Wah-hah!" while dislodging Dorothy from the midget.
And then the midget spoke, "Ooh... Very bad. You see, this place for all the curse that no make Ranma 1/2 series. That," he pointed to Heero's pond, "is pond of drowned Cheerleader Homie Brother, who said to have Over-inflated Libido."
Heero snorted and shook his pom-poms menacingly
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End Part Two. ^_-!
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