Chapter 2: Mrs. Cope

BPOV

"I dare you to go to Mrs. Cope's house without a shirt and ask for a cup of sugar in your sexiest voice."

Rosalie looked like she would strangle Alice any second, now. Emmet was really embarrassed. The rest of us were laughing.

Emmet stood up slowly and unbuttoned his shirt with a resigned face. All traces of laughter ceased. Alice was filming everything. Emmet was never going to live this down, and you could tell he realized it. He went to the kitchen for a mug, and Alice followed with the camera.

"Let's go!" Alice said, and it was obvious that if it wasn't for the camera she would be jumping.

We all filed into the car. In a few minutes, we arrived at Mrs. Cope's house. As we hid in the bushes, Emmet glared at Alice, who smiled sweetly at him. He then took a deep breath and knocked on the door. Mrs. Cope opened it while holding her bathrobe tight.

"Emmet Cullen? What are you doing here?" Emmet flashed Mrs. Cope a smile and she was instantly dazzled.

"Good morning, Mrs. Cope. I was wondering if you had a cup of sugar I could borrow, my mom needs some."

Emmet's sexy voice worked. Mrs. Cope's jaw dropped open, her eyes roamed Emmet's bare chest and she threw her bathrobe to the floor. Underneath it was a set of red French lingerie.

"I see, Emmet. Come inside and I'll see what I can do for you" She said, dragging poor Emmet inside.

Alice tiptoed towards the window, but at that moment Mrs. Cope closed the blinds. There was nothing to do but wait.

EMPOV

I had a plan-an evil plan!

Edward if you dare to say a word about this you will suffer. Don't let Alice ruin it, either.

Mrs. Cope led me to her kitchen and bent to grab the sugar. She was wearing a thong, which exposed her greasy rear end.

That woman, Edward, has some serious issues. Just look at her! Wearing a thong in front of a student, disgraceful!

She poured me a cup and then set the sugar in its place. The lunatic leaned against the counter in what I imagine she thought was a very sexy pose, but it made her look quite ridiculous. We had already spent five minutes in here, but I needed to stall for my plan to work. Before I could utter a single word Mrs. Cope shocked me by touching her chest and sighing.

"Emmet" She purred, "Is there anything else I can offer?" I immediately caught the double meaning in her words and shuddered inwardly just thinking about it. 10 minutes.

"Well, Mrs. Cope, I think that would be all I need, but before I leave I would like to compliment you on your choice of clothes. They are extremely becoming."

The woman inched towards me and put a hand over my chest. She then tousled my hair.

"Emmet, are you sure you don't need anything? My husband is out, it wouldn't be a bother" Another double meaning!

This woman is insane!

15 minutes. Bingo!

"No thanks, Mrs. Cope, I really must go. Good bye!"

It took all my self-control not to run outside.

RPOV

"Alice, what have you done? Emmet's been in there for 10 minutes and pouring some sugar doesn't take that long!" I hissed.

Of course, I knew that whore didn't stand a chance against me, but, who knows what she's doing to my poor little Emmet in there?

Alice rolled her eyes.

"Rose, if Emmet wants to screw a 50-year-old, who am I to stop him?"

She did not just say that!

I lunged at Alice before anyone could stop me. She dropped the camera. I dragged her into the forest and enjoyed the next 10 minutes giving her the beating of her life!

By the time I was done with her, she had twigs in her hair, mud all over and looked terrible in general. I heard the most divine sound in my world: Emmet laughing and cheering.

"Way to go, Rose!" He then grabbed me and kissed me passionately.

EMPOV

I left the house and saw no one outside except Bella and Edward, who had the camera in his hands.

Where?

"In the forest.Your plan worked" I left when I saw Edward explaining to Bella, and they trailed behind me.

Ha ha ha , Alice is getting beaten up by Rose, and Rose mad is something no one escapes alive from.

I followed Rose's scent and saw Jasper about to break up the fight.

"Aw, Jazz, don't be a party pooper" I said, holding him back.

The fight was going just as I expected. Alice's clothes weren't fit to be seen, which she hated, her hair was tangled and full of twigs and she had mud all over.

Rose stopped punching Alice and I let Jazz go. I saw them hug and yelled.

"Way to go, Rose!" Then I gave her the best kiss ever, as a thank you gift.

Edward filmed it all.