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Dislcaimer: I do not own any of these characters in this story. If I did I would make it so they would all stop dying in the comics, but that doesn't look like it will be happening anytime soon.
Kitty-Logan began to cry as she continued looking down at her 'new' body. "Kitty, calm down. Once we are out of here, the Professor will put you in your body." Scott tried to reassure the panicking girl. Everyone looked over at Toad in shock.
"Wow-never-heard-him-say-something-almost-intelligent-before." Pietro commented. He noticed his voice sounded different and looked down to find himself in Kitty's body. "Oh-my-god-I'm-a-woman. This-is-not-right!" He shouted. Others around the room discovered themselves in the wrong body and started panicking.
"Well I'm still the same." Avalanche commented. Unlike the others around the room, he had been able to return to his body.
"Ja, same here. I'm still normal." Kurt added in with a smile on his blue face.
"It ain't all bad, mates. Fate knew me and Wanda were meant to be together, this is a sign." Pyro stated with a smirk. He had ended up in Wanda's body.
"I think I'm going to be sick." Wanda said. It wasn't what John had said to make her nauseous, but whose body she ended up in. "This is wrong in so many ways." She shook her head as she looked down at Pietro's body. 'Of all the people, why the hell did I have to end up in my brother's body?' She asked herself. "I swear after I get my body back, I will find that Sinister guy and he will die." She vowed.
Evan, who hadn't been part of the experiment, pulled out a spike from his arms and started cutting away the straps away from Storm. "Are you alright, Auntie O?" He asked his aunt with concern.
"What the heck you talkin about, yo?" Came from Storm's mouth. Apparently Toad had ended up in Ororo's body. Evan began to back away from his aunt.
"You're not Auntie O. Where is she?" Evan tried to figure out which body his aunt was in.
"Evan, there has to be a switch that will release us. Try to find one." Scott-Toad demanded. Out of everyone in the group, he seemed to be taking it well. 'Just get the team out of here and worry about 'this' later.' He kept telling himself.
"Why can't I just cut the straps?" Evan asked the X-Men leader.
"Because, it will take too long. We need to get back to the mansion as quickly as possible. Storm, um I mean Toad, help him find it since you are free." Scott-Toad commanded
"But-" Evan began to say.
"-JUST FIND THE SWITCH ALREADY!" Logan yelled. He had had enough of being strapped down to a table. It brought back too many nightmares from his past. 'I gotta remember to have that kid go extra time in the Danger Room.' He thought to himself as he looked down again at his body. 'Why did I have to be stuck in the Cajun's body? Well, it could be worse.' He thought to himself as he glanced over at Blob who was crying. "You alright, Red?" He asked Jean while Evan and Toad-Storm went to go look for the switch to release them.
"No, I'm not. Look at me!" Jean cried. She had gotten stuck in Blob's body and wasn't too pleased with it.
"It's not yer real body, Red." Logan-Gambit told her as the straps came undone. Everyone got up from the tables.
"Okay, I know there is a lot of confusion going on right now, but we need to calm down. When I call out your name, please answer. And no funny business." Scott-Toad demanded. Everyone in the room looked down at him. It was hard to picture Toad giving orders. "Okay, Storm." He called out.
"Here." Storm answered in Jean's body. She sighed. 'Goddess, what did I do to deserve this?' She shook her head as Evan stood next to her.
"Rogue."
"Ah'm right here." Rogue raised John's hand. 'Why does this keep happenin' ta meh? What did Ah do?' She asked herself.
"Jean."
Jean-Blob was facing away from them. "I'm here, just don't look at me." She answered.
'Like, oh my god, please tell me we don't have to listen to her being fat speech.' Kitty-Logan thought to herself as Scott called her name. "Here." She answered in Logan's body. 'Seriously, I think Wolvie needs a new uniform and a new hair cut.' She mused to herself as she ran a hand through his hair. 'This has so got to go.'
"We know Nightcrawler is in his own body." Scot-Toadt stated as he went to the next person. "Wolverine."
"Yeah, right here, bub." Logan answered in Gambit's body.
'Please don't be in the body I think you're in.' Scott-Toad began to pray before he called out the next name. "Gambit."
"Oui." Remy answered with a disgusted look on his face. He had gotten stuck in Scott's body. 'Dis just my luck. And of course, chere ended up in a homme's body.' He thought to himself.
"Toad we know you're in Storm's body and Lance is in his own. Scarlet Witch." He called. Although the Brotherhood wasn't part of his team, some of them were inhabiting his teammates' bodies and needed to know where they were.
"Here." Wanda-Pietro murmured. She had folded Pietro's arms over his chest and had a disgusted look on his face.
"Pyro."
"Right here, mate." John raised Wanda's hand and had a smirk spread across her face.
"Okay, Quicksilver."
"I'm-here!" He shouted in Kitty's voice.
"And Blob." Scott-Toad called out lastly.
"Right here." Blob raised Rogue's hand. "I got stuck in a chick's body." He commented.
"Well-that-is-the-closest-you'll-ever-come-to-being-close-with-a-woman." Pietro teased.
"Enough, the faster we get on the jet, the faster we can get home and have the Professor fix this." Cyclops-Toad told the group.
"You never called my name." Evan pointed out.
"Because, like, we already know you are still in your body. You weren't even tied up." Kitty-Logan rolled her eyes at Evan.
"Oh." Evan said sadly. "I feel like this is my fault. I want to make it up to you guys." He told the others as they began walking to the exit.
"Just forget it, Evan." Scott-Toad told him.
15 minutes Later
Everyone had boarded the X-Jet and was now flying back to the mansion. Remy and Rogue sat next to each other in the back.
"Ah can't believe this is happenin' again." Rogue-Pyro muttered under her breath. She had John's hands folded over his chest as she leaned back against the chair. "Ah swear ta god, Ah find that guy I'll kill him!" She shouted angrily.
"Chere, calm down. It ain' dat bad." Remy-Scott tried to soothe her anxiety. She glared at him.
"Why should Ah be calm? Ah just got back inta mah own body and now Ah'm out of it again. And why the hell do Ah keep gettin' stuck in men's bodies?" She complained.
"Well look on de bright side: at least y'll miss PMS again." He suggested to her. This; however, did not make her feel better.
"That doesn't help meh much. Fred is stuck in mah body." She stated as she shuddered at the thought. "He better not do anythin'."
"Well, y' think Remy's happy? He stuck in de one person who gets on his nerves de most. I'm surprised he not back here bossin' moi around on what to do and not to do." Remy-Scott said sarcastically.
"I just want to go back inta mah own body. All this weird stuff never happened until Ah joined the X-Men." She stated.
"Well after dis, how about we get away for a while and have some alone time?" Remy-Scott suggested to her. 'Dis be a lot easier if I wasn' lookin' at John.' He thought to himself.
"Ya, Ah'd like that." She responded to him with a small smile.
"If you touch any part of my body, I will hurt you." The two Southeners heard Pietro-Wanda, yelling at John. "If you do anything that will embarrass me, I will hurt you." She continued on.
"Is there anythin' I can do that won't make you hurt me?" John asked her. "Can I breath?"
"I'm not kidding." She growled at him.
"You're just saying that because you love me." He smirked at her. She rolled her eyes at him, trying to hide a smile.
"You wish." She told him as she got up to leave.
End of Chapter 2
A/N: just to try to clear things up a bit, Mind of person/ New Body: Remy/Scott, Scott/Toad, Storm/Jean, Jean/Blob, Wanda/Pietro, John/Wanda, Pietro/Kitty, Logan/Remy, Rogue/John, Toad/Storm, Kitty/Logan, and Blob/Rogue and Kurt and Lance are normal.
Special thanks to: loneraven, bored247, kyo-kitty, Rogue14, WolvGambit Le Diable Blanc, dreamer's dawn, Coletterby, and sakura5tar. Thank you guys so much for reviewing the last chapter (hugs ya all)
