Hey everyone! I thought this would be a fun idea, they will be short, just like real FML's. and I will only post when I have time or I get a good idea.
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Esme:

Today, I was finally going to confront my son about being gay. I had spent over two hundred dollars on "It's O.K to be Gay" books and had scheduled appointments with a counselor for him. He found out. Turns out he isn't, nor has he ever been, gay, he'd been secretly seeing a human girl and didn't feel the need to tell me. He won't speak to me at present. Oh Edward…
FML


Oh Esme, we feel your pain...

Please Review, I'd love to know what you think. and if You have any ideas, lemme know! (:

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