Wow! People really like this! I got 14 reviews for just ONE CHAPTER!!!! I
think that's a record for me! Well, can't argue with the demands of the
public, so here's the next chapter of….
WHO LINK REALLY LOVES
Disclaimer: Do I have to tell you the story about the cardboard box and the computer I built out of non recyclable cans again?
Dekustar: All right, this is how the contest will work. Link and I will be the judges, and each of you will be the participants. Erm…that's it. Now, on to the first challenge!!! ::uses super magical author powers to make them all automatically at Lon Lon Ranch::
Ruto: How did you do that?
Dekustar: I have super magical author powers.
Malon (under her breath): it's kind of obvious…
Dekustar: The first event is Horse back Riding.
Malon, Nabooru, and Impa: YES!!!!!!
Saria: What's a horse?
Dekustar: It's what your going to be riding, now be quiet while I explain the rules.
Saria: Okay.
Dekustar: Didn't I just tell you to be quiet?
Saria: You said to be quiet while you were explaining the rules, and you aren't so technically I can still speak.
Dekustar:…………………good point. Well, obviously, you want to be the first one in the race, and you basically have to do 3 laps around the corral. The girl in first place gets 6 points, the girl in second gets 5 points, and so on. Any questions?
Nabooru: Yeah, why aren't you participating? Don't you have a crush on Link?
Dekustar: Any one else have a question?
Weird voice from author's land I guess: I do!!
Dekustar: Oh, hi Sage of Dreams!
Sage of Dreams: I have a question, have you seen Sheik around?
Dekustar: No, but wanna stick around and see if he shows up? You can be one of the judges.
Sage of Dreams: Okay.
Dekustar: All right, everyone in starting positions!
Everyone gets on a horse and at the beginning of the track
Dekustar: Ruto, your facing the wrong way.
Ruto: I knew that.
Sage of Dreams: Suuuuure ya did.
Link: Dekustar, can't I just say who I like and not go through with this?
Everyone else: NO!!!!!
Link: Phooey.
Dekustar: On your mark, get set, GO!!!!!!!!!
Everyone starts, Ruto immediately falls off. Saria tips over and ends up riding upside down her horse, Nabooru starts using her bow and arrows to knock everyone off their horses until Malon kicks her and breaks the bow. Impa pushes Zelda off her horse, who starts running the normal way. Because I'm too lazy to recount the whole thing, Malon comes in first, then Nabooru, the Zelda, Impa, Saria, and Ruto.
Dekustar: Should we make any of that illegal?
Sage of Dreams: Nah.
Dekustar: All right, here are the standings:
Malon: 6 points
Nabooru: 5 points
Zelda: 4 points
Impa: 3 points
Saria: 2 points
Ruto: 1 point
any questions?
Link: Yeah, why are you insisting on doing this?
Dekustar: It's the favorite sport of authors to make you suffer.
Sage of Dreams: Besides, it's fun!
Link: whimper…
A/N, I know that's kinda short, but TOUGH POTATOES!!!!! Please r+r with suggestions for the next competition!
WHO LINK REALLY LOVES
Disclaimer: Do I have to tell you the story about the cardboard box and the computer I built out of non recyclable cans again?
Dekustar: All right, this is how the contest will work. Link and I will be the judges, and each of you will be the participants. Erm…that's it. Now, on to the first challenge!!! ::uses super magical author powers to make them all automatically at Lon Lon Ranch::
Ruto: How did you do that?
Dekustar: I have super magical author powers.
Malon (under her breath): it's kind of obvious…
Dekustar: The first event is Horse back Riding.
Malon, Nabooru, and Impa: YES!!!!!!
Saria: What's a horse?
Dekustar: It's what your going to be riding, now be quiet while I explain the rules.
Saria: Okay.
Dekustar: Didn't I just tell you to be quiet?
Saria: You said to be quiet while you were explaining the rules, and you aren't so technically I can still speak.
Dekustar:…………………good point. Well, obviously, you want to be the first one in the race, and you basically have to do 3 laps around the corral. The girl in first place gets 6 points, the girl in second gets 5 points, and so on. Any questions?
Nabooru: Yeah, why aren't you participating? Don't you have a crush on Link?
Dekustar: Any one else have a question?
Weird voice from author's land I guess: I do!!
Dekustar: Oh, hi Sage of Dreams!
Sage of Dreams: I have a question, have you seen Sheik around?
Dekustar: No, but wanna stick around and see if he shows up? You can be one of the judges.
Sage of Dreams: Okay.
Dekustar: All right, everyone in starting positions!
Everyone gets on a horse and at the beginning of the track
Dekustar: Ruto, your facing the wrong way.
Ruto: I knew that.
Sage of Dreams: Suuuuure ya did.
Link: Dekustar, can't I just say who I like and not go through with this?
Everyone else: NO!!!!!
Link: Phooey.
Dekustar: On your mark, get set, GO!!!!!!!!!
Everyone starts, Ruto immediately falls off. Saria tips over and ends up riding upside down her horse, Nabooru starts using her bow and arrows to knock everyone off their horses until Malon kicks her and breaks the bow. Impa pushes Zelda off her horse, who starts running the normal way. Because I'm too lazy to recount the whole thing, Malon comes in first, then Nabooru, the Zelda, Impa, Saria, and Ruto.
Dekustar: Should we make any of that illegal?
Sage of Dreams: Nah.
Dekustar: All right, here are the standings:
Malon: 6 points
Nabooru: 5 points
Zelda: 4 points
Impa: 3 points
Saria: 2 points
Ruto: 1 point
any questions?
Link: Yeah, why are you insisting on doing this?
Dekustar: It's the favorite sport of authors to make you suffer.
Sage of Dreams: Besides, it's fun!
Link: whimper…
A/N, I know that's kinda short, but TOUGH POTATOES!!!!! Please r+r with suggestions for the next competition!