Sorry this took so long to write :/ I won't always take this long in the future

"Doctor, you've got mail!"

"I don't have mail, Rose! I've got a sonic screw driver!"

The pair danced out of the way of a rather angry Arshikian rhino soldier as he tried to head butt them. Though, he wasn't counting on their speed as his horn piece red the green painted wall ahead of them.

"Do you fancy a rhino sandwich?"

Rose's upper lip rose in a disgusted gesture as the doctor walked up behind the beast. "Not in a million years."

"You might want to rethink that. They're very tasty once you get used to it and its rubbery texture." The Doctor said out loud as he touched the sonic screwdriver to the rhino's backside. Within seconds, the mighty creature was taken down by the little device; his body went up in flames as the molecules burned inside out.

"Molecular reconstruction; what a brilliant little discovery. William Arduletti didn't know how right he was."

"Wait, who's William Arduletti?" Rose asked the Doctor as he skipped towards his ship. What was left of the rhino had been turned into a pile of steaming ash, to be claimed by his kind once they found out.

"He was the first scientist in Germany to come up with molecular reconstruction; a genius among idiots."

The Doctor unlocked the TARDIS and held the door open for Rose as she mulled over what he said.

"I thought that was Rigeon Lankave?"

"No no no. Much too busy with finding out about the Earth's core for that. I met him once; almost got me killed. Now, you said something about mail back there? What did you mean?"

"Oh, yeah! That mail thing you set up a while back. It seems you've been getting a lot of questions from people."

"Really?" He inclined, fishing his for his glasses as he accepted the small blue device. "I didn't think it'd be popular."

"Mhm, yeah. You've become sort of a celebrity down there. You'll become famous and probably get a lot of money for it."

"You think?"

Rose let what she said sink in for a moment as the Doctor read the messages. "Do you really believe that?"

"So I'm not?"

"Nope." Rose said, popping the p for emphasis.

The Doctor smiled grandly at his partner as he pressed the little red button on the mail system.

"No. Never going to happen. Maybe in a million years. Nice try, fellow."

"Are you okay? You're kind of talking to yourself."

"I'm brilliant; just answering some of these questions. Someone wanted to know the length of a monkey's finger! Can you believe it; they can find that out themselves. The human race is getting more and lazier-."

The Doctor flung his head skyward, straightening up as he listened to the next question. "Oh ho ho, you are a beautiful thing, aren't you? Of course, you are, you're a human being; the smartest thing out there in the galaxy."

"What? What was the question, Doctor?"

"This brilliant human asked what the meaning of life and everything else is."

"Well, come on then, what is it?" Rose asked excitedly. Now that it was out there, she found that it was a question that only the Doctor could answer; and it was one she desperately wanted to know.

"In due time, Rose, in due time." He laughed, pocketing the mail system. "Now, off to the planet of walking fish aliens!"

"Hold on, you have to answer the person's question. That's the whole point, isn't it?"

"Not something like this, Rose; it's to advance for your minds to handle right now. You human's don't have this information 'till about three thousand years in the future. If I told you and everyone else down there, the whole universe would go mad."

"You're no fun." Rose pouted.

"But that's why you love me!"

Thanks for the question Guest! Just to let you know, I won't be answering them in order like I usually do. And again, sorry for the way this was written out. I did it on my laptop and then transferred it to my other computer and it messed up. Anyways, thanks for reading and please review^-^