Disclaimer:I do not own Total Drama Island, Action, or The Musical, which Bridgette, Lindsay, Noah, Cody, and Tyler are returning for! (partys)

Note: I just got a message from The Kobold Necromancer who told me I should continue writing! (squeals) In honor of him, I shall march on! This chapter will be very short, but will introduce some foreshadowing and plot lines in that allotted amount of space. I know the update took a long time, it's just that I've had too much homework and not enough inspiration.

Rating Note: Rated T for a parody of that Zoot and Sir Galahad scene from Monty Python and The Holy Grail.


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Earthdude - As in the description, this will be a five chapter story.

On to the story that Bridgette thought of…


Chapter 2 - How Not To Seduce A Man

The very next day, Cody shivered as he waited by the bus stop to get groceries. He noticed Izzy seductively strutting towards him in a school girl outfit, along with the plaid mini skirt.

"Izzy?" the tech geek asked, "Wouldn't you be cold in that outfit?"

"Oh, Cody!" she swooned, "I've been a really naughty girl!" She bent down so Cody could see up her skirt, her black panties making Cody blush blood red.

"Um... Izzy?" the tech geek stammered, "What are you doing?"

"I want you to spank me, spank me good!" the crazy girl exclaimed, "Punish me for what I have done!"

The tech geek got a nosebleed and he tried to cover it up, but Izzy wiped the blood away with her finger.

"Oh, that's so cute," she cooed, "he likes it!" Izzy took out a banana and started sucking on it, moaning and seething air through her teeth as she caressed it with her mouth.

At this point, Cody was sweating bullets. His crotch area got tighter and he tried to cover it up, but Izzy beat him to it.

"Aww," the crazy girl gasped, "you got a boo boo! Let me kiss it."

Her lips moved closer to Cody's unmentionable area and her fingers started unbuttoning the buttons of her shirt one by one. She wasn't wearing a bra, but tech geek did not see her nipples when her shirt was completely unbuttoned.

The bus came carrying horrified riders and a perturbed driver, Cody darted to the bus and it drove off. Izzy just stood there with her jaw hitting the floor, stunned.

"Shit!"

Bridgette came walking by at this moment, looking a lot more like her old self with her hair in a ponytail along with a sweater and jeans.

The crazy girl blushed nervously as she buttoned her shirt, while the surfer girl raised an eyebrow.

"Did you go with the school girl approach?" she asked, "What did I tell you about going too strong?"

"I personally thought it would work." Izzy admitted.

"Aren't you still with Owen though?" Bridgette asked.

"We broke up after he mistook me for a cucumber after he got voted off and ate me up." the crazy girl explained, "I did manage to escape, though."

"Through the mouth?"

"The last thing I remember seeing is a light," Izzy reminisced, "then I woke up in the sewer.

Bridgette blanched, then as her weak stomach told her, threw up on the sidewalk.

"That happens every time," the crazy redhead groaned, "but I never knew why!"

"Hey girls," Geoff greeted, "are we waiting for something?"

"No," the surfer girl stated, "we're just chatting."

"Cool," the party boy replied, "can I join in?"

"Sure," Izzy cheered, "we were just talking about breakups!"

A horrified countenance spread over the faces of Bridgette and Geoff. They quickly said goodbye to Izzy and rushed back home, leaving the crazy girl confused.

"What?" she asked indignantly, "Was it something I said?"


We now return to our friend Cody, who was still blushing red from the encounter he had with Izzy.

"That was so awkward," he thought, "now I know how Gwen feels."

The tech geek reminisced about how the goth girl hooked up with Duncan after Courtney betrayed him on Total Drama Action by eliminating him instead of Harold in the final three. The prep's plan would backfire, however, when the lanky nerd won the money and everyone locked her in the dressing room confessional as means of revenge.

He did have one shining moment when he gave Chris a purple nurple until he would let the twenty-one (Courtney was still in the dressing room) contestants off the show. Even though it took a long time, the pain and threats from the RCMP eventually made Chris concede.

His heart ached when he had that memory of that last Aftermath show. He shuddered at the thought of Bridgette crying, and how so very much he wanted to run over to her and give her a big hug. He hung his head in sorrow as the thoughts of Geoff laughing at the surfer girl while she was sobbing and running poured into his head.

Through all those many thoughts, the one about Izzy stood out the most. Cody was the type to like all girls, and a hot redhead was no exception. However, she did come on strong due to her unpredictable nature.

"I know she's attracted to me," the tech geek thought, "but am I attracted to her?"


I apologize to all Courtney fans, but I think it's pretty obvious to see that she is the "true" antagonist of Total Drama Action. This is similar to what I think will happen in the final three. I thought if I used my actual theory, I would be stealing from The Kobold Necromancer. (Chapter 15 of Love Isn't Easy, It's Ezzy, I think you can guess from there)

The way Bridgette was hurt in will be explained further in the next chapter and will come into full light in the chapter after that.

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