Karen: yayyyyyyyyyyy Update
Martina: well we haven't gotten reviews yet but Visitors we have so well we decided to update
Karen: Yeah well also people don't like cookies these dates
Martina: hmmm your right so Review And you get a Doughnut
Karen: *gasp* I want a doughnut
Martina: Lets go to dunking doughnuts(Which we don't own)
Karen: yeah because I really need a doughnut
Martina: I know you do because your upset about Shugo chara=(
Karen: yes but killing kaname will cheer me up and doughnuts will also=)
Martina: Yes problems are solve very easily with violence and doughnuts!!!=)
Karen: Correct!!!!
Karen: oh yeah before I forget if there any spelling or grammar errors am sorry and please tell us if we mess up a name or something like that.
Martina: Yuki disclaimer please
Yuki: Karen and Martina are psycho so therefore they don't own anything except the plot Zero: What plot this story is just random
Karen: I know right=)
Martina: let's get started!!!!!
Last time in Vampire knight Oh wait there still in the same day hmmm well we left in the part where Martina and Karen were laughing very evilly and the day class, Kaname, Zero, and Yuki are in shock. All due to the fact Karen just yell that the night class are vampires.
Karen: ok I think they already know this so lets continue ok
Still Day 1
People still in shock blah blah blah...
Karen: =) *oh what will you do now night class president*
Chairman: HA!!!!! she was just joking
Martina and Karen: What!!! No we-
Zero and Yuki: *covers mouths*
Chairman: Oho oho yes girls there just messing with you(laughs nervoulsy)
Day class fangirls: hmmmm OK!!!!!=)
Yuki: Well It's time for class Night class. So day class fangirls get out of here!!!!!!!
Chairman: As for the two of you. I think you need to explain somethings *turns around but only to find Yuki and Zero passed out*
Chairman: ahhhh where are they????
MEANWHILE
Martina: well that was easy=)
Karen: Wait this is the part where I say "too easy" and then someone jumps us or something right.
Martina and Karen: *looks around*
Karen: well I guess I was wrong
Martina: well that's expected from you your always wrong
Karen: are not
Martina: are too
Karen: are not
Martina: are too
Karen: are not
Martina: are too
Karen: are not
Martina: are too
Karen: are not
Martina: are too
Karen: are-
Ruka: *step out from the shadows flipping her hair*
Karen: AHA!!!!! I knew it=)
Ruka: *Flipping her hair* yes you were right but we want to talk to you alone=)
Martina: we??
Ruka: *flipping her hair* yes we as in the whole night class
Night class members step out from the shadows
Karen: wait wait wait wait wouldn't your president or teacher notice that your all missing???
Ruka: we..l..l*Flipping her hair* (I wonder if she gets tired of flipping her hair)
Night Classs: welll we really didn't think about that
Martina: wow for vampires you guys are really stupid right Karen huh?? karen?
Karen: OMG It's Rima and Shiki *Flyingtackleglomp*
Shiki: Ummm WTF???
Rima: get of us!!!
Karen: sorry It's just I love guys XD
Martina: Karen get a hold of your self *shakes Karen*
Karen: right right am ok now. Aem anyways what do you want from us vampires
Ruka: so you do know we are vampires huh * flipping her hair again*
Karen: yep we found out from GOOGLE(Still don't own) and because you just told too=)
Ruka: Crap *Flipping her hair*
Martina: Also because I am friends with Aido on Facebook(Which we don't own)and he says on his profile "Lol AM a vampire like Edward Cullen and go to cross academy but unfortunately I don't sparkle=("
Everyone: *turns to Aido*
Aido: I never though that they would believe me *Laughs nervously*
Ruka: anyways we are not going to let you ruin this for us so we come to destroy you muhaaaahaaaaa
Martina: hey that's our laugh
Karen: actually I stole it from Tadase from Shugo Chara (which we don't own)
Karen: but we sound more evil and please just because you guys are vampires you think you can take us=D
Martina: FU fu fu fu fu fu I like to see you try
Ruka: *flipping her hair* Then let's
MEANWHILE
Yuki: *huh I smell fish* *gets up* huh w-where am I *looks over to passed out Zro and the Cairman coking fish*
Chairman: ah yes Yuki your awake thank god. Now go and save the Night Class
Yuki: save the night class??? Wait I remember what happen those girls knock us out and don't you mean save those girls from the Night class.
Chairman: NO Yuki those girls are very dangerous even for vampires but the night class doesn't Know SO GO!!!! and save them!!!!!!
Yuki: YES!!!! *starts to run*
Chairman: 1.…….2.…….3
Yuki: wait where are they????
Chairman: *sigh* Yuki sometimes you can be somewhat of an air head but they are by the fountain place.
Yuki: OK I will go. You stay here and wake up Zero with the fish your cokiing and btw am kind of hungry you don't think I-
Chairman: GO YUKI!!!!!!!!
Yuki: Ahhhhh ok fine sheesh *runs of again*
Back to the VK group and Martina and Karen
Martina: fu fu fu fu you think you can take us *takes out really sharps swords*
Karen: he he he he he *takes out bazooka*
Ruka and Night Class: 0_0
Ichijou: wait where the heck did you guys get those
Martina: EBay (which we don't own)
Karen: OMG *sparkly eyes* ICHI-JOU!!!!!!! *Flyingtakcleglomp*
Ichijou: ummm -_-"
Martina: *sigh* *hits Karen with a pancake*
Karen: Ok Am back ahem
Martina: O…...ok like I was saying you guys don't stand a change against us =D
Karen: YES MUHAAAAAAAAA!!!!! ok let's just kill these guys except for Ichigo, Kain, Rima, and Shiki because I love them=)
Martina: ok *points swords at the other people oh wait Vampires he he my bad*
Karen: *starts bazooka*
Yuki makes a dramatic entrance *dun dun dun*
Yuki: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!
Karen and Martina: huh????????
Yuki: I have come to defend the Vampires and I stand for good and battle ag-
Karen: wait wait wait are you giving us the stupid heroine speech
Yuki: yes every heroine has at least one speech to make
Martina: well whatever we give up
Yuki: really?? Well that was easy =)
The Night Class: murmmur chatter whisper whisper
Ruka: *flipping her hair* well I guess we give up too umm and well just go back to class so see you
Karen and Martina:OK Bye Bye see you tomorrow night *waves goodbye*
Karen: well I think there an awesome class
Martina: me too I like them all except for You know who
Karen: yeah
Chairman: AHHHHHH ok am back and Zero will be here any second
Yuki: OH why hello chairman and don't worry I took care of everything
Chairman: OH why thank you Yuki my sweet daughter that stands for justice and with my pacifism with vampires and humans and blah blah blah
Karen: well now I see where she gets the whole heroine speech thingy *munch*
Martina: yeah I know right *munch*
Chairman: ahhh wait you too before I forget I have to settle new rules for you and Oh is that pocky you have there
Martina: Yeah would you like some there chocolate flavor
Chairman: Oh can- wait you guys are distracting me
Zero: Oh yeah because that is so hard to do with you
Chairman: HEY!!! oh hey Zero you finally catch up
Martina: Can we go
Chairman: ahhh again with the distractions!!!!
Yuki: This is getting no where-__-"
Chairman: STOP!!! anyways you girls know that the night class consist of vampires but you have to promise that you will never tell or else *dun dun dun*
Martina: and if we refuse
Chairman: then we will sue you for everything you have
Karen: HA! please we have nothing
Martina: yeah didn't you read the disclaimer
Chairman: Well then we will kick you out of the school
Karen: Then we will blow up the school
Chairman: …..... I will not be manipulated by my own students. I am authority in this school and you will never get your way no matter what!!!!!!!
10 minutes later
Chairman: so you will keep it a secret right?
Karen: yes of course but only if all our demands are met
Chairman: Oh yes of course anything you want* the chairman is currently hanging upside-down from a tree branch over a cliff with deadly spikes*
Martina: well all we want is access to the whole school and even during night ok and we also want KITTY APRONS!!!!
Yuki and Zero: Pathetic
Zero: only after ten minutes he gives up
Yuki: you have to admit there pretty scary people
Zero: yeah I guess
Yuki: Sooooo want to leave
Zero: yeah sure let's go *starts to leave chairman with psycho girls*
Chairman: Huh wait Yuki where are you going??? You wouldn't let your daddy stay here hanging for dear life huh huh YUKI!!!!!!
Karen: It's ok chairman since you have agree to out demands nothing will happen to you yet
Chairman: Y….yet
Martina: well we are done for the day *yawn*
Karen: Not Yet
Martina: ?????
Kaname: *is runnig towards branch by the deadly cliff with spikes* am here Yuki
Chairman: Kaname???
Kaname: chairman??? what are you doing here but more importantly where is yuki with the kitty apron she promise me??
Chairman: what???
Karen and Martina: why hello Kaname=)
Kaname: *turns around* You girls. Why are you here oh don't tell me that you guys want the kitty aprons too.
Karen: what?? Noooooo we want to kill you
Kaname: oh ok I though that- WHAT!!!
Martina: oh yes we have been waiting for this a long time muhaaaaaa
*Karen and Martina are closing in Kaname*
Karen: we are the ones that sent that fake note about Yuki having kitty aprons
Kaname: What!!!! Y-you fiends!!! How could you made me belive in such a horrible lie WHY WHY WHY
Karen: Because
Martina: we hate you
Kaname: *In the ledge of the Cliff* hey wait I am a vampire and have super cool vampire pow-
Karen and Martina: *pushes kaname towards the cliff while he was talking*
Martina: wow what an Idiot
Karen: I know right
ChairmanL oh poor kaname *sob* Sooo are you going to let me off
Martina: aughhh I will do it* goes to unties chairman*
Karen: yay kaname is dead *happy dance*
Karen well I think that went well
Martina: yay kaname is finnaly dead
Chairman: or is he??
Karen: WHAT what do you mean he fell into that cliff with the deadly spikes
Martina: yeah
Yuki: hey what are you guys taliking about
Karen: oh nothing dear yuki now run along ok =)
Yuki: ummm ok
Zero: so what you do????
Martina: oh we simply kill Kaname
Zero: oh that's cool ok bye *Yay kaname is dead wohoooooo*
Karen: hmmmm well anyways PLZ REVIEW and we accept any kind of comments so don't be afraid
Zero: yeah OK
Karen: well whatever Zero=p oh and yeah there is description of us but in our peofile
Martina: Karen is too lazy to retype them in the last chapter
Karen well excuse me but I have other responsibilities and blame it on the homework I got also because the new episode of shugo chara came out and some of my favorite manga got updated and yeah I forgot and I was lazy so I apologize to you all. Well anyways see you next chapter yay
Martina: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Is Kaname really dead well we all know that probably his a alive because then this story would be finish and it will have a pointless meaning so yeah come back again
Zero: again it's already Pointless and plot less
Karen: I know right but we will keep going X)