"It was the Summer of 1982 and I was off fighting in the war. As was standard I had a packet of breath mints in my pocket. I was part of a group of spies who had infiltrated the enemy base camp. I toted my gun along with me as always. I was off to a meeting discussing the tactics of that were to be used against our armies. As I was almost to the door a beggar came around the corner and asked me for money, I gave him a coin and he pulled out a gun and shot me in the leg. I would have been fine if he had known how to use a gun but he didn't and accidentally shot me another 5 times in my legs. I lay there bleeding out from my multiple gunshot wounds and saw a light in a fountain nearby. Chuck Norris stepped out of the light. Confused? Just checking to see if you were actually listening. But a figure did step out of the light and it asked me 'You want to die here inside of this camp or do you want to never die.' I obviously chose un-death over death but I didn't know that I would have to constantly die over and over again at the hands of some kid on a computer. I still had my breath mints so I traded them to the being for the ability to never feel pain. I got my wish and that is why I sit here now in this wheelchair. I'm in a wheelchair because I didn't ask for the ability to walk. That's my story and I won't tell it again so don't bother asking me.
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