#2: For one of the things that never happened in Hellraiser 2: Chatterer proposes his undying love to someone special. Too bad the others keep interrupting him...

"Ah good. A fight." Channard's voice hissed in pleasure, grinning from ear to ear at the four Cenobites that brvaely stood forth to protect Kirsty Cotton and Tiffany.

Chatterer, whom in particular knew that they were about to have their asses whooped anyways, immediately turned to Female and looked into her lovely pale blue eyes.

'Don't be afraid.' he murmured to her.

"I'M TERRIFED!" Butterball weeped, as though he thought Chatterer was talking to him.

Ignoring that, as suddenly a wet spot showed on poor Butterball's pants, the heavy cenobite sulked in shame as Female looked to Chatterer.

"I'm not afraid to die.." she whispered- oh wait. She had a naturally whispery voice due to that whole 'open wound' throat. Oops.

"Fools! We won't die!" Pinhead snapped to the two of them.

"No, you'll only have your asses handed to you on a silver platter." Channard added in, grinning.

"Can I have dessert first though?" Butterball peeped nervously.

An awkward pause set in before Female spoke again.

"I've been dying of love-"

"Not physically or mentally possible." Channard obnoxiously shouted out to her.

Chatterer, whom continued to ignore the others, was rather surprised.

"I...I thought you said that we should not be together. That it would destroy us."

Female grinned lightly, opening her mouth to speak as Pinhead started to throw a temper tantrum.

"I wanna profess MY love to Kirsty! SHUT uuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!" he whined, stamping his foot.

"You shut up! This is beautiful!" Butterball yelled.

"No you shut up!" Pinhead argued back.

"No YOU!"

"NO you!"

"No YOU"

"NO you!"

"Both of you SHUT UP!" Channard interrupted the both of them as he sniffled and munched down on popcorn.

"I don't think that's healthy for you to do with that tumor in your head." Butterball pointed to the big thing on Channard's head.

"IT'S NOT A TUMOR!" the owner of the Institute whined, groaning annoyed.

"I love you." Female whispered to Chatterer.

"Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!" Kirsty and Tiffany cooed.

"Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Cooties!" Pinhead whined.

"Truly...deeply...I do too. Love you...and before we die I want you to know..." Chatterer whispered back to her, leaning in close.

"We're not gonna die for the millionth time!" Pinhead shouted!

"Yes you ARE!" Channard shouted.

"Nu-huh!"

"Ya-huh!"

"Nu-huh!"

"Ya-huh!"

"SHUT UP!" Channard said, throwing his spear and accidentally hitting our 'star crossed lovers' while they were in a deep, passionate, kiss.

"Eep!" both shrieked, eyes (well, at least Female's existent ones) widened as they both fell to the floor.

Kirsty, Tiffany, Pinhead, and Butterball stared at the two of them, then to one another, and then glared at a blushing Channard.

"Uh...oops." Channard peeped, grinning nervously.

"You BASTARD! I was gonna start humming 'Across the Stars' for them!" Butterball accused, tears in his eyes behind the sunglasses.

"No way! You should hum the most beautiful piece ever, 'My Heart Will Go On'!" Pinhead blurted out loudly as Tiffany snickered.

"You watched Titanic?" the blond giggled.

"It can be a manly movie!" Pinhead retorted in defense.

"We...we're okay..." Female moaned painfully and lightly to the others.

Poor Female and Chatterer. XD Channard really just can't help himself but to ruin romance. XD

Their little pronouncatoin of love is based off what is in my opinion the most beautiful stating of undying love from Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones when Padmé says she loves Anakin. *sighs swooned* Love that movie so much. Actually, their love theme is 'Across the Stars'- BEAUTIFUL song.