steve jobs went back into his house. he was ready to mend things with ronald mcdonald again. because ronald was crying, his makeup was all smeared and stuff. he looked kind of gross but he couldn't help it because it was steve jobs' fault. SIGH. being steve was rough today.
"...ronald." he started. "i... i was a fool. an immature fool. i shouldn't have overreacted to u and the burger king. i'm sorry." he continued. he was trying to try to fix everything at once. "i promise i'll spend way more time with you from here on out. i just need. another chance." he finished,
ronald looked up. he couldn't believe it. steve jobs was apologizing to him because he was sad. ronald was sad too. it was just a struggle to be him today. he smiled and honked. :o)
"steve-sama you sound legit and i trust that. i think you eally mean hwat you're trying to say here so i will give you yet another chance. i will even leave the burger king because he is trying to tear us apart. :o)" ronald said. he got his phone out and grinned.
he started dialing the number to the Burger King. 666-666-0666. because the burger king qwas SATAN. fuck you satan stop tyring to ruin the stupid relationship. this is an INTER-SPECIES RELATIONSHIP. humans and clowns are getting together and the world is just great.
"OH RONALD DO YOU EMAN IT" steve jobs SCREAMED. he was READY. he was ready to get back with ronald. he prayed to karkat vantas, his mentor, and put his arms in the air. thank god, (karkat was god) thank ... steve thought that he would start transferring his religion to Karkatism. the new religion tht supported karkat forever. O:B carkat was going to be a god.
but the burger king was Not So Happy about the chain of events that led up to his BF breaking up with him. he was ANGRY. he set out to assasinate the new god, karkat vantas. it was HIS FAULT that steve jobs and ronald mcdonald got back together. but thats just... another story, okay.