Welcome To Daten City!
I wake up in the middle of an intersection. There were cars honking and angry drivers cursing at me. I was flustered, because most of the words I'm hearing...they're words that I've never heard before.
"Great job, Maxims." I say to myself as I teleport out of the intersection and onto the sidewalk far away from there.
"Now, where did Maxims tell me to go?" I ask myself, scratching my head.
"Now I know that this might sound weird, but you have to find a church in a cemetery on a large hill. The rest should be explained to you. Hopefully in a non-violent manner."
"Oh, a church." I said, walking in the direction of the large hill.
Near the actual church, there was a huge H-shaped building. And in that building, there were two sisters, who were supposedly angels that were kicked out of Heaven for their bad behavior. Now they have to eradicate ghosts using weapons that form their namesake ("What? I'm already confused." I think to myself.) to receive Heaven Coins that they can use to buy their way back into Heaven.
"Morning time already?" one of the girls groaned as she stretched out. Her name was Panty. She was a blonde with medium length hair, with bright blue eyes. She was (I feel uncomfortable recalling this time in my life.), in fact, naked in her bed, with another guy. He was still sleeping, and I'm not going to say what happened the night before. I don't even know why I know all the events that happened in this Universe (It hurts to be omniscient sometimes.) She got out of bed and dressed up, sporting a small red dress with red heels. She came over to the man sleeping in her bed and began to poke him.
"Hey, wake up. I need you out of my room...now." Panty said.
"O-Okay, call me!" the man said, rushing out of the room, throwing his clothes on.
"We'll see." Panty said, giving him a wink.
The other girl, who was actually still sleeping, woke up to the man's fast footsteps.
"Another one. Doesn't she ever get tired of getting done?" She said, fully awake.
This girl was Panty's younger sister. Her name was Stocking. She wasn't as...into it as her sister was, but she has had her moments. But what she really loves is eating sweets. She ate so much of them, it's a wonder how she isn't fat. But the fat actually doesn't go to her waist, but goes to her...chest...yeah...that's the right word. Anyway, she was kinda a Gothic kind of girl; she wore a black dress with white stripes at the sleeves and end of the skirt. She had a stuffed cat named, "Bone Kitten", that actually changes his face depending on Stocking's mood. She had teal eyes, and wore blue and black stockings with black shoes.
After she was dressed, she left her room and headed for the church, with Panty following her from behind.
"Mornin', Stockin'! Man, was last night great or what?" Panty said, remembering last night with pleasure in her eyes.
"Yeah. I heard all of your noise for, like, half of the night!" Stocking said, pissed.
"Well, it's not my fault that you can't get used the sounds of love." Panty said in a mockingly tone.
"I don't want to get used to the sounds of love, sweets are much better." Stocking said, pulling out a chocolate bar from out of nowhere.
"Where do you even keep those?" Panty asked as they entered a newly installed elevator.
"Why do you have to know?" Stocking said in a bitter tone.
"Sheesh, it's not like I'm gonna take that crap." Panty said, pushing a button that would take them to where the Church was located.
At the Church, there was a preacher with a huge afro wearing a white gown with red crosses on it. He was reading a bible on his podium that sat in front of an empty church. His name was Garterbelt.
Suddenly, thick, dark clouds appeared out of nowhere, and lightning struck. The clouds went away as soon as they came, and a small green dog-like thing - whose name was Chuck - came in through the door, burnt to a crisp.
"It's about time. We haven't gotten a order for about three freakin' days!" He said as he hit the poor thing in the head with a mallet. Chuck spit out a note that read "Grey Hair" on it.
"PANTY! STOCKING! GET YOUR SLOW-ARSES DOWN HERE!" He boomed.
"Shut up, douche-face. We're already here." Panty said standing alongside Stocking.
"I knew that, now get a hoddamn seat. Heaven has finally sent us a message." Garterbelt said.
Both angels took a seat and impatiently waited for what the preacher had to say.
"See here," He said, putting up the holy note in their faces. "It says 'Grey Hair'. That should mean that there is a ghost out there with gray hair-"
"Or that's turning everyone into old people." Stocking interrupted.
"Shut up! I'm the one explaining here!" Garterbelt exclaimed. "There is a possibility that this ghost could have grey hair, so be on the lookout for any grey haired people."
"Including old people?" Stocking asked.
"No. Don't attack the old people." Garterbelt said blankly.
"Come on, Stocking, let's get this over with, I need another round before noon." Panty said.
"I'll need some sweets anyway. Let's go." Stocking said.
They hop into a pink hummer-like convertible, named See-Through. See-Through can drive at really fast speeds, and it can supposedly run over cars, or push them out of the way...violently.
"Grey hair...Grey hair. Damn! Where is that ghost?" Panty exclaimed, annoyed.
"He couldn't be too hard to find." Stocking said, while eating some ice-cream.
"Well, are YOU looking for him?" Panty asked.
"I've already found him; you were going too fast, you passed him about 30 seconds ago." Stocking said in monotone.
"Shoot!" Panty cursed, as she turned See Through around in the other direction.
Little did I know, I was just walking toward the church on the cemetery hill, when I heard something like a huge speeding car. I turn around, and I see a pink hummer, and two girls, one a blonde, the other a Goth, with the blonde pulling out a gun from out of nowhere.
I float into the air and fly at speeds that rivaled the speed of sound.
"I've only been here for about 30 minutes, and I'm already getting mugged?" I say.
"H-He's flying!" Stocking exclaimed.
"No shoot." Panty said. "He's got to be the ghost." She starts to fire shots at me and I have to dodge them, teleporting this way and that to not get hit.
"Damn, he's way too fast...Stocking, give me Bucklace...the other one!" Panty exclaimed.
Stocking pulled off her other namesake, and handed it to Panty, who fused both guns together to make a Sniper Rifle.
"You're going down, you piece of-" Panty was about to fire, but it was then that I realized that I had to end this...without killing the girls. So I fly faster and land on the ground, standing on the ground with my hand out.
"Is he really telling us to stop?" Stocking said as they drove closer to me.
"Heck no! I ain't stopping for jack!" Panty said as she shot a round to my head, which I caught.
"Wha? HOW DID HE CATCH THE BULLET?" Panty exclaimed in fury.
"He sure is strong…" Stocking said.
"That's it! I'm running him over!" Panty said, giving Stocking back her other namesake, and smashing her foot on the gas pedal.
"Speeding up will only make it worse." I say to myself.
500 feet...400...200...100...50...10..5…
!BOOM!
The car smashed right into my hand, stopping it instantly. The two girls flew out, but landed on their feet.
"GRRRR. WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN TRASH MY RIDE WITH ONE ARM! YOU LITTLE TURD!" Panty yelled.
"Panty...I don't think that this guy's a ghost." Stocking said, eyeing me up and down.
"HEY! Are you a ghost?" Stocking yelled to me.
"What? NO!" I said. "What makes you think that I'm a ghost?" I started to walk over to them.
"I can tell if you're a ghost or not! These are not regular weapons, the bullets are holy, and if you're not a ghost, they'll bounce off...If you are a ghost, then...bye, bye!" Panty said waving to me as if she thought that she knew that I was a ghost.
"Well, shoot me then. I say coming into point blank range of both girls. "I assure you that I'm not a bad guy. I can help you."
"Let's kill you first, then we'll get back to you." Panty said, firing rounds.
All of the bullets bounce off of me.
"I told you that he wasn't a ghost!" Stocking said.
"B-But how could he fly and and stop See Through with just the palm of his hand?!" Panty asked.
"He must be an angel or something." Stocking replied.
"Hey! Are you an angel, too?" Panty asked.
"No. I'm not." I said.
"So how were you able to fly and stop cars at top speed?" Stocking asked.
"I'm a Universal, I can control time and space and other things in between. Superhuman strength and speed are just some of the extra stuff." I explained.
Panty just stares at me with a lustful expression. "How about we test that superhuman strength…?" She says, putting her face close to mine.
I didn't know what she was getting at. So without showing any emotion, I step back and said, "Not interested."
"WHAT?! Of all the men that I've met, you're the only one to refuse me?" Panty said, pissed.
Stocking stared at me in astonishment. Of all the men that Panty had done, I was the first and only one to refuse.
"I don't do that kind of stuff. I'm fifteen. How old would you be?" I asked.
"That's rude, asking a woman's age." Panty said.
I sweatdropped (Something I learned to do when I got here.) and rubbed the back of my head. "Sorry, I never knew."
"So what were you talking about helping us?" Stocking asked me.
"I know the predicament. Your ghosts have gotten powerful due to the power of Dark Matter. Only I can completely eradicate the Dark Matter from the ghosts." I said.
"What is Dark Matter?" Panty asked.
"It's the second purest form of darkness - next to Dark Energy - and all it wants to do is cover the Multiverse in darkness." I said.
"So, what are you going to do?" Stocking asked.
"I'm going to have to stay in this Universe until the Dark Matter threat is relinquished." I say.
Panty pulls another lustful expression. "That's enough time for me to-"
"Not do anything weird to me." I say stepping back a bit.
Panty has some kind of tick mark on her forehead, showing how angry she was.
"Wow, that was reject number 2." Stocking said.
"SHUT UP!" Panty yelled.
"So...can I help or not?" I say. "Because if I don't, this world will exist no more."
"Why should we care? We're angels!" Panty said.
"Though you're not in Heaven." I deadpan.
Panty slightly blushed. "Oh...Yeah, we're going to need your help."
"So why were you guys chasing me before?" I asked.
"We thought you were one of the ghosts. So now, we have bring you back to Garterbelt." Stocking said.
"Who's...Garterbelt?" I ask in confusion as I follow them to the wrecked hummer.
"He's our douchebag boss." Panty said.
"Okay…" I say.
"So how are we going to get home now?" Stocking said.
"Let me handle this." I said.
Panty put herself in front of the car and me.
"You're not touching this car." Panty said.
But I just teleported to the back of the car, and encased it in a bubble of light.
"Woah…" Both angels said.
When the light disappeared, the hummer was back on the ground. Good as new.
"Y-You fixed See Through?" Panty said as Stocking hopped into the new hummer.
"Yup, and I made it stronger and faster." I said.
Panty comes up and hugs me hard. "Thank you, Thank you, Thank you!" She exclaimed.
"Hey, it was the least I could do after wrecking it in the first place." I said.
Panty jumps in, and gestures for me to get in as well.
As soon as she stomps on the gas pedal, we're zooming toward the cemetery, leaving fire tracks in our wake.
I think I made it a little too fast.
I know that this isn't a chapter, but just hear me out. It's been a hard two weeks, juggling schoolwork and both of my stories. I have a lot on my plate right now, so I don't know when the next chapter of this story will be coming out, so just be patient, guys. There is another chapter coming out for "Something New" though, so be on the lookout for that one. Also shoutout to 'spartan120' for being my first favorite in my time as a writer here on FanFiction!
(This section will be deleted after the Chapter 36 of Something New is posted. Except for the shoutout to 'spartan120'.)