Gruesome Death Club
One year after the Northern War the Gruesome Death Club decided for no reason whatsoever to recruit new members.
Undine: I got my arms diced into pieces and then I was slashed!
Flora: I got stabbed in my head and then I was split in two!
Random members: Ooooooooooo cool!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ridgardo: That's nothing! I was chopped into ity bity pieces by someone growing blades out of their body!
Random members: Wow that's gruesome! Can we have your autograph?
Rigardo: Haha! I'm way more popular here without Isley hanging around! What happened to you Luciella?
Luciella: I was hugged to death.
Complete silence and then they all burst out laughing.
Rigardo: Ahahahaha! You were hugged to death? That's pathetic!
Ophelia: Ahahaha! You can't join the Gruesome Death Club.
Dead awakened one: You can join our club Luciella.
Luciella: Really? What's it called?
Dead awakened one: The Pathetic Death Club. I was skipping along a mountainside and accidently set off a rock slide and a huge boulder smashed my head. I wasn't allowed to join the Gruesome Death Club because they said it was death by stupidity. So I made my own.
Luciella: Wait!!! I was just joking before I didn't get hugged to death! My death was horribly gruesome! Uh, I was fighting Isley and he was like wham and I got hit by a bunch of spears! Yeah that's right! And ummm Smash! Pow! Bang! Then I got hit by some arrow thingy and that like hurt! Then Wham! Slash! and then uhh I got cut up a lot! Yeah and then ummmm.....it was totally gruesome!
They didn't believe her and security was called and they had to drag her away. She ended up forming her own club however called the Society for Loving Unappreciated Gruesome and Entertaining Deaths or S.L.U.G.E.D., but was commonly referred to by the Gruesome Death Club as sluged. For some reason it didn't really catch on and really ended up being the new name for the Pathetic Death Club.