Author's Note: SUPER SPECIAL BONUS CHAPTER BY…MEDUSA LETHARGY!
"No not there!" Carlisle breathed as I hauled his naked body onto his desk, "I've got…important papers there."
Important papers or not, I was going to have Carlisle on top of his desk that very instant. I had to. In the past few weeks I'd grown to yearn for the Cullen leader, my loins went aquiver whenever he walked by, and a ball of jealousy formed in my chest whenever he lovelessly kissed his wife. Esme was nice and all, nice enough to house me for weeks on end, but I could tell they were just playing house.
"I've been waiting years for this," I growled into his ear.
He was so helpless, lying on his desk, asscheeks pressed hard against his oh so important papers, slightly sweaty chest heaving with excitement. As much as he wanted to deny it, he felt it too. Ever since I tugged him out of that trash heap as a newborn who could barely control himself enough to walk through town, I knew I would splay Carlisle Cullen on his knees and ride him like a Clydesdale.
And that's exactly what I did. Rhythmically in and out, each more enjoyable than the last. Carlisle's face contorted in displays of utter joy. His prostate was most likely tickled pink, a thought which made me shiver in excitement.
"More," Carlisle choked out between thrusts, "Oh, God, stop!"
I did as I was told. I didn't want to over stimulate him. He stood up and dropped his beautiful blond head into his handz. "What will Esme say?"
"Nothing," I rested my hand on his muscled back, "She doesn't even have to know."
He kissed me on the lips, gently, but that was perfect.