Okay, I didn't mean to, but I accidently erased the old one, so enjoy this one!

Madison looked into the mirror. I need to loose weight, she thought as she turned to look at her clock. Midnight. Fortunately for her, school had was out for the summer. She got her PJs on and climbed into her bed.

In the morning she awoke. She went downstairs to find her favorite – but huge – morning meal that they only had on her birthday. It was the end of August. Her birthday was in the middle of February. The meal was – bacon, waffles, potatoes, and an omelet. It wasn't Montana's birthday either – her birthday had just passed the month before.

Timmy was Madison's twin, so it wasn't anyone's birthday. "What's up?" Timmy and Madison said. "This house is for sale!" Their dad said. Then their mom added, "We're moving to Malibu!" Everyone cheered except Timmy. Instead he screamed.

"Malibu? That's girly!" He yelled. Everyone came up with an excuse. Madison tried getting a tan before school started, Montana tried surfing, and Timothy tried flying kites – which is what Timmy loved to do. Finally, Missy came up with the right one. "I heard Hilary Duff sometimes goes to Malibu."

Timmy LOVED Hilary Duff…literally. He had her posters all over his room. Of course, this made him give in. "When we moving?" He asked.

Everyone laughed, especially Maddie. Lots of people called her Maddie. Timmy looked at her as if she were kicking him. She had to have seen him and Hil "accidentally" kiss. If it was an accident, do you think Timmy would put his hands around her head bringing her closer to him?????

This made Timmy jump up, grabbed Maddie's bacon, and leave. Maddie got more bacon though – even one more than she had before! – and she went to get things to take with her when they moved. They were moving next week. "Timmy, shake a leg! We're moving next week!" "This made him kick his wall, but Maddie didn't notice until she got to her room and one wall stuck out.

"TIMMY!" She screamed. She went into his room and "knocked the stuffing out of him". Then she asked, "Timmy, what's your favorite animal?" "Blue," Timmy said. "What's your favorite color?" "Monkey." It was actually the other way around.

When they moved, they had a big house just a block away from Zuma Beach. In the house, there was a big closet in Madison's room that you could go inside of. This was Alexis Texas's closet, but it was still HER closet. She had her own closet. Timmy also had one for Shane, and Montana had one for Jess.

It was across the street from another house that had a SOLD sign in it. They were just moving in.

There was a girl Madison's age. They were reading books from the Dear Dumb Diary series. Madison waved when the girl looked up, but the girl did nothing back. Then someone – it sounded like a man – called her "Sweetie Pie", and she came running.

That was odd, Maddie thought. Then she went in, too. She went in the Alexis Texas closet. She decided to try on the outfits. The green tank top with Alexis Texas was right there, so she grabbed it. She then put on blue jeans that had the Alexis Texas logo – Alexis Texas ROCKS! - and the purple-belt-that-looked-like-a-scarf around the pants.

She put her wig on and went outside. She didn't notice the wig was on her head and sunglasses were on – she wore sunglasses so no one would recognize that she was an ordinary, nothing special eleven year old – and then THIS made her realize it: "OH MY GOD! IT'S ALEXIS GABBY TEXAS! IT"S ALEXIS GABBY TEXAS!" She spun around having heard Gabby (the middle name she chose for her pop star self) and saw a black boy around her age with a white boy around a year older.

A crowd of people was outside, including the mysterious girl across the street. They all started chasing her, but not the mysterious girl. Great, Madison thought, I'm already recognized here, and it's my first day! Finally she said, "Oh look! Christina Aguilera!" Everyone ran in the direction she was pointing.

She ran to her own house and took off the wig. "I saw," her mom said, "And why did you use X-tina again?" "First thing that came to mind." Madison said.