Special Education
Warblers: Welcome, Kurt. Have a bird. We know you are probably really busy and stressed right know do to a sudden transfer to a school with a larger workload, but we would like to also give you another life to look after. Have fuuunnnnn *gigglesnort*
Kurt: Makes a really funny joke.
No one: laughs
Everybody who watches Glee: Gee, maybe this is way Kurt was so different with the Warblers, they ARE ALL HUMEROUS ROBOTS
Kurt Hummel: Is the polar opposite of a humorless robot.
Blaine: You have it in you to fit in!
What Kurt should have said:…excuse me? Why are you ENCORUAGING THAT? BEYOTCH STFU I CAN BE WHOMEVER I WANT TO BE, AND I AM DIFFERENT AND DON'T WANT TO FIT IT! WHY IS THAT SO HARD FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND? THIS IS SHOW CHOIR NOT THE FREAKING ARMY!
What Kurt actually said: ok.
Blaine: Next time, don't try so hard.
Kurt:…Ok
Blaine: See these uniforms? It means we are one. Like the army. Like the wind. Like the-
Kurt: THEN WHY DO YOU GET ALL THE SOLOS?
Blaine: Because I am the general, the-
Kurt: Why do I like you again?