A/N: Hey I'm back! I'd just like to thank 2 people by the names of paulinaghost and Spartan Girl 350 for being the first two people to review my story! And please remember I need your comments and suggestions to make this fanfic as funny and long as possible. It you don't want to review you can send me a tweet jazzy_qtpie. I got some of my inspiration for this chapter from Vampires Suck. Hope you guys like it!

Disclaimer: I will soon own twilight

Emmett: No you won't

Me: YES I WILL AND WHEN I DO I"LL OWN JACOB BLACK!

Jacob: Hey I don't wanna be owned by a Bermudian psycho path.

Me: FINE! I don't own Twilight, it's characters or (sniff sniff) Jacob Black. But I do own a tree that fell over during hurricane Igor.

Jacob: (snicker)

Me: I HEARD THAT!

Chapter 2: its Raining Men….. Men in mini skirts

Bella POV

So after we raced home from Mike's house I decided to send the video one of my friends. Her name is Khrisette Lutz. She's a short black haired girl with purple highlight. She's half white and half black so she's crazy as hell. I know I can only trust her to do one thing. Send out the video of Mike to the whole school.

After I send her the video she called me. "OMG IS THAT MIKE NEWTON? EWWW HE'S GAY. OH MY GAWD! YOU KNOW IMA SEND THIS TO THE WHOLE SCHOOL! GOTTA GO GURL! I GOT PEEPS TO SEND STUFF TO!"

"Wow she has more energy a caffeinated monkey." Alice said.

"That's why I send her the video." I replied as Emmett started to jump up and down.

"OHHHH BELLA! I dare you to go over to LaPush and swap and the werewolves' clothes with girl stuff!" he squealed

"Ummmm Jake might kill me. But it will be worth it." I decided. Alice squealed and dashed upstairs and came back down with a giant trash bag of clothes.

"here you can use me and Rose's old stuff. There's mostly miniskirt, tube tops and things in there but I think that will be perfect.

Emmett POV

We loaded up the car with all the chick stuff and drove to the border. We let Bella drive the car and we waited for her to come back. After singing the my little pony theme song and Single ladies 10 times in Bella finally came back. She was flushed and but had a triumphant look on her face.

"Done." She said and chucked a bag of guy stuff at me.

"we gotta get back to the house before Edward and the rest do." Alice said we zoomed back to the house and waited for our prank to come into full effect.

Jacob POV

I had just gotten out of the shower and was lookin for a pair of sweat pants when m phone stared going off. My ring tone was its raining men. (So what?) I looked at the caller id and saw sam's number.

"Black do you wanna explain to me why all of my drawers are full of red lacy things and mini skirts?" he growled. I opend my drawers and almost screamed like a girl.

"mine are to!" I whined.

"Get to the border in 10 minutes. We're going to the Cullens." He growled.

When I got to the border Sam, Paul, Jared and Embry were all waiting for me. We all had on miniskirts and tube tops. And thongs. It would have been funny if I wasn't dressed exactly like them.

"Does my but look big in this?" Embry asked.

"No man." Jared answered.

"lets go guys." I said and we all got into my car.

Edward POV

When we got home from hunting I saw Alice, Emmett, and Bella, all sitting on the couch acting strange. Emmett was singing Barbie girl in his head, Alice thinking of marshmallows and Bella was red from trying not to laugh. I was about to ask what was wrong when a truck pulled up into our yard and the pack got out.

Try envisioning a bunch of over buff guys walking up your driveway in miniskirts and tube tops. Jared looked like he was trying not to pick at the thong he had on. They all had mean faces on but their appearance was just too funny.

"ISABELLA MARIE SWAN!" Jacob yelled. Bella just busted out laughing as Jacob yelled at her and Alice took pictures.

"When he finally finished his rant he growled. "this isn't over Cullen. We want our stuff back." Emmett threw him a bag and they stalked off.

So that's the end of this chapter! Chapter 3 is going to be about Bella's visit to the mental hospital. Chapter four is going to be about Bella, Jacob, Emmett and Jasper's trip to the zoo! I need you guys to give suggestions on what should happen and what trouble they should get into! Hasta la vista baby! REVIEW, REVIEW, REVIEW.