Hermione tapped her quill impatiently. It was hard to concentrate with Ginny in the same room. She's had the entire Red album playing for about an hour now, and at first it was just her singing, but then she got Padma, and Parvati, and Katie, and Lavender Brown to sing 22 with her.

"Hey! I don't know about you

but I'm feeling 22

everything will be alright if

you keep me next to you"

They all sang together in harmony, while the others cheered them on like a concert audience. With the library being out off the picture due to maintenance, there was no where else to go, especially after curfew time when there was no going out of the houses. Harry and Ron's place were out of the picture. "Just tune them out, this will go away eventually" , she thought to herself.

However it took much much longer for it to simply die down, and the presence of Taylor Swift was literally everywhere Ginny went. She even enchanted a snitch she caught at the last quidditch match, to float and follow her around wherever she went and play nothing but Taylor Swift songs on loop, but that wasn't the biggest problem, no sir, it seemed that the woman's infectious tune and catchy lyrics just made their way into people's heads, and soon everyone who listened to the songs for more than five seconds (even the Slytherins) started to spontaneously sing and dance, as if they were in a hypnotic trance.

One morning during breakfast at the Great Hall, Hermione was peacefully consuming her breakfast with Ron, Harry, and Luna (who just dropped by from the Ravenclaw table), until Ginny came along with her music playing snitch. "Oh no please", Hermione said, just before everyone around her went,

"WE ARE NEVER EVER EVER! GETTING BACK TOGETHER!"

Soon Harry and Ron, got up and started dancing wildly, even Luna was sort of absorbed into the madness, she was clapping her hands trying to match the beat. Hermione couldn't take much more of this early in the morning, so she grabbed her food and ran out of the great hall. As soon as she left the room however her plate including the food which she had only barely touched, disappeared. She had totally forgot about the new rule imposed by the staff, no bringing of food outside of the dining areas. Hermione, still very hungry and without food, cursed Ginny under her breath.

Soon she resorted to stealing from Ron's stash of Chocolate frogs, and assorted candies from honey dukes. She was careful as to not accidentally pick up any of Fred and George's Puking Pastilles. It wouldn't have been good if she vomited uncontrollably on an empty stomach.

[HEALTH ADVISORY MESSAGE]

Hey guys, let me just take up some of your time, to remind you that forcing yourself to vomit just to lose weight, is not the right thing to do. You'll get tired, you'll lose energy and even possibly faint. Remember that the best way to lose fat is diet and exercise, it's hard, but life's not easy.

[NOW BACK TO THE FIC]

Hermione brought them to the girls bathroom where she ate them in solitude (well almost). Moaning Myrtle started screaming as Hermione was about to consume her second frog. "Would everyone just please stop singing, ahhhhhhhh!" She shrieked. "Hello Myrtle" Hermione greeted her.

"Would someone please kill that stupid red hear ginger girl already and stop her from polluting my bathroom with such incessant noise. It's really making me regret not moving on to the afterlife, honestly, even if I did end up in hell" that was the last thing she said, before moving along.

She's right, Hermione thought to herself. She was a smart and crafty, girl instead of complaining about it, why didn't she do something about it. She left that bathroom with conviction. She was going to end this madness once and for all.

Hermione waited patiently for Ginny to come her way. Everything was set. She had her bait along with her. "NEVILLE, come here", most days she felt guilty for pushing Neville, it really made her feel like a bitch to do so, but right now she didn't care, she was fed up with Taylor Swift. "Okay here comes, Ginny now go and distract her!" she said forcefully. "Okay okay geez" Neville said.

The plan was in motion. Neville had struck up a conversation with Ginny, it was time for her to strike. She pointed her wand at the snitch and yelled, "Reducto!". The jet of red light, escaped from the tip of her wand and landed on the snitch like a bullseye

Soon it was caught in an explosion of light, as soon as Hermione thought it was destroyed, she put on Harry's Cloak of Invisibility, and attempted to walk away unnoticed. However, the broken shards of the snitch kept on playing "Blank Space" and it's pitch kept increasing and increasing until it turned into a loud ominous screech. Neville Ginny and Hermione covered their ears. The snitch however didn't stop there. It reformed itself, multiplied, and then swarmed Hermione like bees. Even if she was under the invisibility cloak, they still managed to find her and attack her. The snitches overwhelmed her with loud screeching music, she tried to swat them away, in her struggle she accidentally tripped and removed herself from the invisibility cloak.

"Hermione?" Ginny said, feeling shocked and betrayed.

"Stop" she commanded the snitches. The floating gold balls fell silent and then down.

"why? Why? would you try to destroy my snitch?" she demanded an answer

"Why!?" Hermione pulled herself back up, "Because you are being totally insensitive to those around you!" Now she was mad at her.

"What are you talking about, everyone loves my music"

"Well then" she raised up her arms, "I guess I'm a nobody to you". She said with just the right amount of sass.

Ginny did feel a bit guilty, "Still, why didn't you talk to me instead of going ahead and destroying my stuff like a vandal" Then she turned to Neville, "And you, I'm so mad at you for going along with this, that if you don't get out of here right now, I am going to curse your cock so hard that it will have more warts on it than Trevor" Neville anxiously guarded his cock, and backed off quickly.

Ginny turned back to Hermione, "Well? What do you have to say for yourself"

With her pride wounded, Hermione just turned away, "Absolutely nothing"

"Well then, I guess I'm sorry for this" Ginny, fed up over Hermione's holier-than-thou attitude decided to cast a bat bogey hex towards her direction. Only she was able to doge it, unfortunately though it struck the worst possible person ever; Proffesor Snape.