Right I'm so sorry I just forgot about the story and didn't write anything for what like a year or something. Anyway someone fav'd it and I'd finally changed my email on Fan fiction so I could get the alert and was like oh yeah. So I've written this chapter and I made it long (well for me) and I've also got a chapter plan so will be able to write better. Once again so sorry.

Disclaimer: Everything that's not mine. Such as Naruto and Happy Gilmore.

What you get when you golf - Chapter 2

Sasuke had taken the bus to town, walking would have been too troublesome in the first place. He was extremely happy that he only had to wait 2 minutes for the bus to arrive, he was also extremely happy that most people were indoors or somewhere else meaning less traffic and the bus arrived at the destination faster than expected. All this happiness was not because the public transports was being alright for once, but that if Sasuke was to wait any longer he would probable burst and tell some random old lady on the bus about his encounter with the blond, instead of Neji.

Neji was standing outside of Booksland (made up), their usual spot. The blackette started into a short, slow, pointless jog, the Uchiha wasn't going to make himself look retarded or in a rush. Looking up from his phone at the sound of approaching footsteps, Neji spotted Sasuke, who was within a few steps of him, nodded in a sign of greeting then looked back at his phone. This was the usual greeting, but Sasuke still scowled this was an extra special day; it deserved a half arsed greeting from a certain friend.

The brunette was wearing faded blue jeans, with a long off white shirt. His hoody was black, although it was much to warm to be wearing one. To finish it off he had a pair of converses with a crossword pattern on.

Deciding not to spill the beans just yet, Sasuke turned to questioning the long haired boy. "Why did I have to be quick in meeting you, and I thought you were low on cred."

"1. I don't like to wait and you know that, 2. I have news on my mystery man and 3. I am, now buy me top up." Neji replied still looking at his phone.

It would seem weird for one friend to demand another to buy phone credit. It just so happed that both friends' families were rich, and so cash wasn't a problem. Also Sasuke had managed to get Neji's cash supply to be blocked off for a month because a certain blackette thought it would be funny to scratch a big smiley face into Neji's uncles very expensive wooden work desk, and of course Neji took the blame. So until the ban on Neji's account was taken off, Sasuke had to buy varies things such as phone credit, Mac Donald's, and various other items at his will.

"Sure I'll get'cha credit; by the way I have news too, so I get to go first." Thinking about his conversation with the blond made him smile.

Sasuke went into a nearby convenience store, how convenient, and brought a £10 top up, on Neji's top up card. Then after handing it to Neji, both teens headed to Starbucks as usual for there meetings. After ordering a Caramel Macchiato, and a Cappuccino of which Sasuke paid for both, they settled down in a cosy seat near the back.

"Spill your guts Sasuke" Neji said with little interest, but Sasuke knew he was going to listen intently; it was just how he was.

"You ready, well you know Naruto, the blonde idiot, well today we knocked into each other and kind of fell down. Anyway so we had a conversation and it turns out his looking into Sports." Sasuke left out the part about being pulled down, and also the straddling part.

Neji looked at Sasuke with a 'So what' look in his eyes "Neji, Sport, get it Golf sport, well I gave him my contact details, he has my number." At this thought inner Sasuke did a little dance.

"Are you finished?" Sasuke was brought off his small high and simply nodded "well here's my news, the boy I like is taking up golf also, from what I've heard he needs a way to release his anger so what better than to hit small balls with a stick all day."

The brunette had spoke in a bored tone, but the blackette could tell like him he was having an inward ceremony. Inner Neji was probable accepting an award; thanking the people he had retrieved the information from, Sasuke for the credit over the past week which he used to contact his 'people'. The fact that his crush was taking up golf was only important because Neji, like Sasuke played at the local club, which would mean more fun with the people they drooled after.

Both boys smiled, and spent another three hours walking around and chatting before each took there separate ways for home. Both were on a very rare high, but wouldn't show it, it would ruin their popular kid reputation after all.

--- Kiba's House ---

Naruto rounded the final corner to Kiba's house. Kiba had been his best friend and they'd played together and unfortunately been beaten up together since nursery school. Well there wasn't so much bullying when you age was in the single digits. Needless to say not the coolest kids but they did have lots of friends who didn't have sticks up their arses.

Opening the garden gate and quickly shutting it after, Naruto braced himself three steps and a huge dog crashed around the corner sliding on the wet grass but re-aligning its course straight for the boy. There was nothing the blonde could do, white with brown patches dog leaped onto the blonde causing him to fall down for the second time that day.

"Akamaru, get off you big fluff ball" joked Naruto as he scruff the beast upon him.

Shortly after the brown haired friend Kiba also made it round the corner with a wide smile of recognition of his friend. "Hey Naruto, my mum's cooking up a BBQ"

"No way, your mum rocks" the Sandwich Naruto had eaten earlier from his father Iruka had been digested fast and there was a lot of space for more food. Plus Kiba's mum could cook anything perfect, and Kiba's sister's special steak sauce was to die for.

Naruto had followed Kiba round to the back garden after Kiba's enormous dog had got off him, it was the family's biggest dog out of many and it wasn't even a Great Dane, like in Scooby doo. Kiba's mum had cooked up enough to feed a country, which was understandable with the amount of relatives they had and the fact that they came round often, was quite nice to have such a close knit family, especially since Naruto was taken in as one of them. After stuffing his face happily the boys left the gathering to go to Kiba's room with a final steak sandwich in each hand, and Kiba was also holding a DVD case.

Once inside the scruffy room that was Kiba's bedroom also the messiest room in the house both collapsed onto the double bed. It was big for a number of reasons, the two boys always would sleep over and sleep in the same bed, (they were friends since they were four), also Kiba's dog Akamaru sleep with Kiba and when the puppy grew up he would push Kiba off, hilarious at the time till you had to spend a day with cranky, sleepless Kiba with a bad neck.

"Naruto want to watch a DVD my cousin gave me; he says it's got Adam Sandler in it and 'spose to be hilarious?" Kiba asked holding up the DVD case.

On the cover was Adam Sandler holding a golf club and the title "Happy Gilmore". Naruto was in the mood for a comedy so he replied "Sure thing."

The two sat through the DVD and laughed their socks off. Well one of the new puppies came in and stole Naruto's bright orange socks but you get the point. Happy Gilmore reminded Naruto of his earlier conversation with Iruka which he'd already relayed to Kiba, but also the encounter with Sasuke which he had yet to tell.

"Kiba, you know Iruka said I have to take up a sport? Well how about golf, I mean it looks pretty alright now that I think about it, and I bumped into someone earlier and they gave me a card with a golf course thing on it." Naruto pondered.

"Hell yeah you should golf and I reckon you would hit the ball hard like Gilmore. Wish I could too but with all the dogs I wouldn't have time." Golf had become a new concept in Kiba's head; for once it looked pretty cool. "And who did you bump into?"

Now Naruto was scared, the two of them both hated Sasuke since him and his crowd pick on them whenever they could, they were a rotten bunch. But nothing could be kept secret from Kiba.

"Well Sasuke Uchiha, but he was actually pretty decent and I managed to throw him to the floor and when his not around his mates he was really cool and calm especially because he didn't hit me, though he did call me names." Naruto babbled really fast to make it seem alright.

"But Naruto, his a bully and a rich kid, and he gave you a card to lure you to a golf course so him and his buddies can beat you up. Think about it they obviously spied on me found out I didn't like golf and then invited you so you'd feel accepted then you go to the club and they all charge you with their golf carts and run over you then hide your body in a sand pit and I'll never see you again. Naruto don't do it." At this point Kiba was hyperventilating in his prophecy.

Naruto use to Kiba's out of control imagination smack him on the head. "You're such a drama queen that could never happen. A. Just why? B. Until now I would never have thought of Golf. C. You're an idiot?"

"At least I'm not blonde, ha-ha" Laughed Kiba before he turned his back on Naruto and fell off his bed in the process.

For the most part of the evening Kiba was doing mock silent treatment on Naruto. But this was ok 'because the boy could spend the rest of the evening pondering his plan of action. First thing in the morning … well first thing when he woke up, he would call Sasuke and question about golf, and what time. This would keep Iruka happy with his obsession with Naruto's fitness, and maybe Sasuke's gang might back off ... or was that two much too ask for. As for tonight it was a sleepover at Kiba's, where they'd probable prank Kiba's older sister and in turn she'd wake them up at a reasonable time in the morning as revenge punishment.

--- Sasuke's house ---

He'd come home from hanging with Neji, still blissfully happy on the inside, but bored and uncaring on the outside. When he'd walk into the house he'd been addressed by silence, family still nowhere to be seen. He knew where they were, brother and father at two different business conferences in another country and mother playing the faithful wife following father wherever he went, even if it were a 100 miles from home. There were of course servants but Sasuke had sent them home, they were creepy sneaking everywhere silently and he'd prefer to order a pizza.

One thing was for certain, he'd be eating alone tonight, again.

After ordering and receiving his pizza Sasuke went to his room. He'd taken a shower and thus answered the delivery boy in a towel, the unsuspecting teen at the door could only stare at the Uchiha's body, making Sasuke have to snatch his pizza box throw the money (plus a small tip because he couldn't be bother for change) at the guy and slammed the door in his face.

Being alone gave Sasuke time to think and relish in the Uchiha depressive nature. Sitting on his bed, he stroked the mobile that he'd laid on his bed with two fingers, longing for it too jump to life. But as the minutes past and the sleek shape of the mobile became repetitive and ingrained in the hand that responded reflectively in a stoke motion, Sasuke knew it would not make a sound. His mood was dampened, so he left the phone pulled the pizza box closer to him and flipped the lid before pulling out a piece, then retrieving the T.V remote from the bedside table to turn the telly on and watch some 11 o'clock crappy television.