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See end notes for Japanese translations you may not have understood.

Chapter 2: When going to a party, bring your sidekicks with you

All Might was still moving mid-air when a thought came to mind.

Midoriya-shounen.

That boy always seemed to blush when he was around that Ochacho—? Or was it Ochako? Choco? Oh well. He seemed to like the girl but always acted like a pussy around her, afraid to make any advances. All Might decided to visit him and take him on a little 'journey', so to speak, so he can finally learn how to be a proper young man.

He flew towards the Midoriya residence, and, giving out a warcry, with his leg outstretched before him in a downwards position, he aimed to break the roof tiles and landed in the middle of the room with a thump, facing Izuku's bed. The boy in question appeared to be wanking himself out, concealing his lower region slightly under a light green and white striped blanket. The loud noise made him yelp as he made a sharp turn towards the general direction of the noise, attempting to erase any evidence of his sexual pleasure, cheeks even redder than before.

"MIDORIYA-SHOUNEN!"

Another yelp, followed by Izuku jumping in surprise at the loud bellow, thus unceremoniously falling off his bed.

"A-a-aall Might!"

"It's all right now. Because I am here!", he proudly reiterated his trademark phrase for the umpteenth time.

Izuku looked at the laughing man before him, and oh-my-god he was NAKED!

"All Might-sama! Why are you... Naked?! A-annd what are you doing here, at this late hour? And why did you destroy my house?"

"That matters not, my boy! Listen up!" Izuku straightened his back in a matter of seconds, the cheerful tone seeming somewhat commanding to him in any situation. Despite how confused he was, he would obey his mentor. He couldn't help but look down at that body, though.

"Midoriya shounen! You have a crush on that Chocolate girl, don't you?"

Hastily looking back up, he responded with a high-pitched squeak, like always. "Uhhh... Umm.. Choco—oh! Do you mean Ochacho? Y-yes, I do! She's even the reason I let the class call me Deku! But...she's just a side-character, she doesn't get much screen time for us to build a bond, and I don't really want to wait until the end of the series like Naruto did to finally become her, um, her, b-b-boyfriend! I don't know what to do..."

All Might came closer and crouched down, putting a hand on the boy's head.

"Midoriya-shounen, fear not, my boy! I will teach you what it means to be a man! Come with me, I will give you the courage to confess!"

"W-where are we going?"

"To the party!"

"The party...?"

"Yes! A place where you will have the time of your life!" All Might grinned. "Now, on my back! I will carry you!"

Midoriya, still dumbfounded but with a bit of hope mixed in, quickly pulled on his sweatpants, reached out for a tissue for his dirtied hand, wiping while wasting no time, and then got on All Might's back, wrapping his hands around the thick neck.

"Now, let us go, to the people who are waiting for us!"

And off they went, gathering further momentum as the other's hope blossomed in expectation.

'Midoriya shounen' is the equivalent of 'young Midoriya' or, as it translates for All Might, 'Midoriya, my boy'.

For those of you who either live under a rock or are the cancerous dub watchers, '-sama' is attached to a name to show great respect towards that person. Usually addressed to warlords in feudal Japan, yakuza leaders(don't ask me what a yakuza is), or customers in Japan. Yes, Japan has wonderful customer service. They treat them like gods and don't expect tips because perfect performance is considered a given for Japanese workers.

Not sure if all that background information was necessary.

So...

Shit is about to get fucked up, if it wasn't already before.

Midoriya has hope now.

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More coming soon. But first I have finals so might take a while.