2. I jizz in my pants
I jizz in my pants
- Jizz in my pants (Lonely Island)
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: M
Genre: Romance/humor
Words: 295
"OH God Draco I oh God oh God oh God please don't stop please don't sto-"
Harry leaned heavily against the wall behind him, sighing contently into Draco's neck.
"Well", he said at last. "This is embarrassing. I don't think I've done this since I was, like... fifteen?"
"Twenty-one," Draco corrected without missing a beat. "At that ministry reception where Lovegood for some unknown reason was in charge of the food."
"Oh yeah. I'd forgotten about that." Harry said, and Draco smiled.
"You were a little out of it," he agreed. He stood up straight. "Well. I have work to do." Harry stared at him.
"So you're just gonna leave me here, like this?" Draco shrugged.
"Not my problem, is it?" He smirked.
"You planned this, didn't you?" Draco didn't answer. "You did! You bastard! You know fully well that cleaning spells doesn't work for this and now I'm supposed to walk around like this for the rest of the day?"
"Oh come off it, Harry! You have robes. They hide stuff. You like this and you know it. You're such a perv!" He straightened his own robe and was just about to leave the cupboard when Harry grabbed him by the neck and pressed him up against the wall, knocking down the few cleaning supplies that hadn't fallen off their shelves the first time. He kissed him deeply and roamed his hands all over Draco's body, and Draco involuntarily jerked up to his hands. Then the mouth and the hands were suddenly gone and Harry was opening the door.
"What are you doing?" Draco sputtered. "I can't walk around like this?" Harry gave him a devilish smile.
"You have robes, Draco. They hide stuff. See you at home!" And then he was gone.