"Come on! I know you can do better than this!' Kakashi sensei said. Naruto and Sasuke groaned as they did push ups. 'My arms are so sore!" thought Naruto. 'Pff.' thought Sasuke. 1, 2, 3. 1,2,3. Ow. "Alright, I guess you can stop now." said Kakashi. 'Moan.' "Oh come on. And you call yourselves ninja!" Kakashi shook his head. "I did more pushups than you," bragged Naruto to Sasuke. "Shut up, baka," was what he said back. "Jealous," Naruto pouted. "Better." Sasuke replied. Naruto glared at him. "Baka!" he said after a while. Sakura sighed. Inner Sakura: 'Ah! Shut up I can't take it any more! Naruto, I will BEAT YOU TO A PULP!' She was getting tired of all their whining(Yeah, I'll say…..). "Well," said Kakashi, "we don't have any missions, so you can go home." "Hn." "Yay!" "Yes, away from Naruto." "WHAT!" "Oh, she's just saying she hates you." said Sasuke. "WHAT!" raged Naruto. 'Smack.' "Ouch!" both boys yelled, rubbing their heads.
Sasuke arrived home, finally. Walking home was troublesome. 'Oh no,' he thought, 'I'm sounding like smart boy.' He opened his fridge and got out a drink. He sat down and started thinking about combat stategies.
"Yay I'm home! RAMEN TIME!" yelled Naruto at the top of his lungs. He ripped open a couple of packages, and began to make the ramen. "Come on, three minutes, be up already!" he said, drumming his fingers on his table. 'Ding.' "YES!" He took the ramen and put it all in a VERY large bowl, poured the broth in, and began to eat.
Sakura sighed as she took her backpack with all her gear in it off and set it down. She rubbed her shoulders vigorously. She trudged upstairs and flopped down on her cushy bed, in all it's, erm, cushy-ness. She snuggled up to her fuzzy blanket, and was just going to fall asleep when……"SAKURA!" She moaned. 'Not now,' she thought. "Coming," she called down the stairs. She walked down and opened the front door. Sure enough, it was Naruto. "What do you want?" she asked rudely. Naruto looked a little hurt as he said, "Well erm, I was wondering if you'd like to help me prank Sasuke!" Sakura was amazed. "Why would I want to do that?" she asked, putting her hands on her hips. 'Well, cause that training was all his fault and-" "It WAS NOT SASUKE-KUN'S FAULT!" Sakura roared at him. Then she sighed. "But I guess I'd better come to make sure you don't kill him." Naruto jumped about three feet in the air(yes literally) and punched at it. "YEAH!" he yelled excitedly.
Sasuke had fallen asleep in his living room, trying to focus on a book that was now on the floor. He breathed in slowly. It was a rare moment when he could just relax. But the relaxation didn't last. His senses woke him, and he sat up, looking around. He sensed Naruto. "Pff. What an idiot," he said aloud to himself. Then he sensed Sakura. 'What?' he thought. He got up, walking to the front door.
"This is so stupid," whispered Sakura. "Well it's only phase one," replied Naruto. He untangled himself from the bushes, and walked up to Sasuke's door. He was about to ring the doorbell…….
'Clink.' Sasuke found Naruto, hand inches from the doorbell, staring up at him. "Hello, baka," he said, smirking. Naruto looked terrified. "Er-I…….um……" He bounded away suddenly. Sasuke turned to the trembling bush next to him. "You can get out of that poisonous thorn plant now," he said. There was a scream, and the next minute a flustered Sakura flew out of he bush, and ran away. "Man, she's gullible," he said. He walked back inside and shut the door. But, unbeknownst to Sasuke, the real Naruto was waiting just on the other side of the house. He giggled as he proceeded with step two.
Pwease revew? puppy face I hope you liked this chapter!