Sam's Journal

Entry 3(Monday)

Dear Dumb diary,

Today i was gonna torture Freddie but he didn't even talk back to me. He was wearing that blue shirt he wore when he kissed me. I wanted to burn that shirt and that moment out of my head! But that kiss was sooooo amazing!

PUCKETT! GET IT OUT OF UR HEAD! U HATES THAT NUB! That kiss was just a kiss nothing more than just a kiss!

Still i haven't kissed a guy since then... Pete dumped me because he didn't like that he was changing me. I didn't care... Well i did cry for 1 day then Carly took me to a meat festival.

Anyway im getting off topic. So fredloser (ha-ha i love that name) was at his locker so i decided to dump my old brown of chili that was sitting in my locker for like 2-3 weeks I don't remember. He didn't yell at me like he used to all he said was "SAM!" then he hugged me. I got chili all over his blue shirt that he kissed me in and he got chili all over my new t-shirt that says Meat lover! I loved that shirt...! Luckily Freddie mom can get a stain out of anything! Good and bad for me! My shirt gets clean and Freddie shirt he kissed me in. I don't know why he still keeps that shirt. That pink shirt i wore i still have it in my closet in a box called "THINGS TO BURN AS SOON AS SOMEONE LETS ME NEAR A FIRE!"

Yeah I'm not allowed to be by fire. I almost set Freddie pants on fire. Actually i purposely set Freddie pants on fire and ever since I'm not allowed to be near fire. Well Carly lent me one of her shirts for the day. The shirt was this girly purple shirt. Once Freddie saw me in it he kind of stared at me then laughed. But i told it to shut it Benson then i hit him with a book. Freddie yelled "Thanks Puckett i needed to lose 5 brain cells!" i said "AHH! My brain hurts from ur voice!" he didn't respond. I needed to think of something quick. Then i followed him home and i went to his mom so she could clean my shirt. I told her this "I was protecting Freddie from a bowl of chili but there was too much" Idk why Freddie got mad at me for that "SAM!" Idk why his mom even likes me. Ever since Freddie dumped Carly she's been extremely nice. She even let me see pictures of his naked butt. Freddie's butt looked cute nak... Opps did i write that. STUPID PERMINATE WRITING DEVICE! CROSS THAT OUT!

Well im gonna go to bed cya

PEACE OUT PUCKET!

Entry 4(Tuesday)

Dear Journal,

Im getting used to writing in my journal. I even hide it in a super-secret place. In an old jewelry box that's hidden in my burn box i made when i first moved to this place. I'm writing this passage in my room. Here's something from the date i kissed Freddie i wrote on the wall in my room behind my bed "I know i hate Freddie but that kiss was amazing. I wouldn't do it anyway different with anyone else. It was like everything i ever imagined for an 8 sec kiss." I must have been crazy then. In shock of that kiss. WHY AM I STILL TALKING ABOUT THAT KISS THAT MEANT NOTHING! Okay back on topic wait i gotta PEE! Brb

(10 minutes later)

Soo today in school was just like normal. I was wearing a red shirt that was plaid. I decided to avoid Freddie that day but then i bumped into him at his locker. I fell down then i got up and i pushed him to the ground. And said "That's for bumping into me lumps!" i gave him a new name it's gonna me my new thing! I have soo many names for the lump it's hard to count. Well the rest of the day he avoided me. When we were in class he didn't even say hi to me. Today we were rehearsing a new "Jitters" sketch when we go to the store Freddie did the sketch fine but not perfect. I made several jokes at him but he never responded. Carly told me to LAY OFF THE jokes. Idk what's bugging the nerd and Idk why i am caring?
MUST WRITE THAT ON WALL (writes on wall the date and writes IDK WHY I CARE ABOUT Freddie on the wall behind bed?)

WELL mommas tired so im am going to leave you alone PEACE OUT

Signed Sam

P.S. I love ham!