Secret Santa Dudley

Gift-Shopping sucks, Kitty

At the mall, Dudley was buying Christmas gifts for everyone at TUFF. He didn't need to worry though. His partner, Kitty Katswell was along with him to help him buy the gifts.

Anyways, they were at the gadget store now.

"Now, what should I get for Keswick?" Dudley asked.

"Well, he wants something nerdy & something with electronics and shit like that." Kitty said. "So, let's him..."

"Oooh!" Dudley said, as he picked up a gadget. "I bet, Keswick would like this shit!"

"Mmmm?" Kitty muttered. "Maybe. We should keep looking."

So, Dudley & Kitty goes to another gadget.

"I wonder, what type of gadget, does Keswick wants?" Dudley wonders loudly.

Then he turns to Kitty.

"Do you know, Kitty?"

"Well, kind of." Kitty said. "I kinda remember, that he wanted something techy & geeky for Christmas."

Then they come up to a gadget, which looked like a laptop.

"How about, we give him a laptop?" Dudley suggested.

"Hmmm?" Kitty muttered. "I think, he haves one already."

Then she looks at a pen-like device.

"Maybe, he'll like this?" she said, as she picked it up.

She clicks it & the pen zaps out a laser.

"Whoa!" Dudley exclaims. "That was so fuckin' cool! Let's get him that!"

"Okay." Kitty said, as she picked up the pen-laser thing. "Okay, we got Keswick's gift. Now to get the Chief's gift."

"That'll be pretty easy." Dudley said. "We all know, what he wants for Christmas."

Then they paided for the laser pen gadget & went to the fanciest wine store in the mall & in the Petropolis area.

Dudley picks up a bottle of wine & looks at it.

"Mmmm?" he said. "Maybe, I should let you do this one, Kitty. I can go some of the others stores & get gifts for everyone else."

"Okay, Dudley." Kitty said.

So, Dudley leaves & Kitty picks up another wine bottle.

"'Le Fantastic'." she read. "'Jersey's best wine.' Hmmmm? He probably won't notice the fuckin' difference anyways. So, I'll buy it."

So, she buys the wine.

On the other end of the mall, Dudley was at the jewelry store.

He was looking at all of the jewelry.

"Whoa!" he said, as he looked at all of the jewelry. "Just look at all that ice. I bet, they have the thing, that Kitty wants."

Then the jeweler walks up to him.

"How can I help you sir?" he asks Dudley.

"I'm looking for some special type of jewelry, for this special girl." Dudley said, as he shows the jeweler a sexy photo of Kitty.

"Wow!" the jeweler drooled. "She is pretty sexy!"

"I know." Dudley said, as he took the Kitty photo back.

"So, what should I get for you, my fine sir?" the jeweler asked.

"I want this emerald necklace." Dudley said, as he showed him Kitty's jewelry magazine. "With the emerald cat-shaped diamonds."

"Oooh." said the jeweler. "I can't sell you that one."

"Why in the hell not?" Dudley exclaims. "It's because, I'm white. Isn't it?"

"No." the jeweler said. "It's because, I just sold off the very last one, to a Russian Cat girl."

Dudley stops & think.

"Was her name; Madame Catastrophe?" he asks.

"Yes." the jeweler said.

"Did she hold up the place?" Dudley asked.

"No." the jeweler said. "She brought it, legally."

"Oh fuck!" Dudley sniffs. "Well, thanks anyways."

Then he leaves the jewelry store.

Soon, Dudley meets up with Kitty.

"So, are you ready to go, Kitty?" he asks.

"No, Dudley." Kitty said. "We still need to by gifts for the background poser agents, which will be pretty easy."

"Why?" Dudley asked.

"Because, they suck dick. We're gonna buy them shit from the $1 store." Kitty said.

"So, that's about 30 bucks worth of shit then?" Dudley asked.

"Yeah." Kitty said.

Then she grabs his hand.

Dudley looks down at her hand on his.

He started sweating a bit.

"Uh, Kitty. Why did you grab my hand for?" Dudley asks nervously.

"Because, I'm your friend, Dudley." Kitty said in a sexy tone. "I'm your friend, right?"

"Yeah." Dudley said, still sweating a bit. "And I'm your friend."

"And friends, tell each other secrets & shit like that." Kitty said. "Right?"

"Yeah." Dudley said.

"So tell me, Dudley." Kitty said in a flirticous voice. "What did you get for me as a Christmas present?"

"I can't tell you that, Kitty." Dudley said in a fatherly tone. "It's a secret."

"Come on, Dudley. Can you tell me?" Kitty asked.

Then she flutters her eyelashes.

"Pleeeease?" she asked in a sexy, cute voice.

"I can't, Kitty." Dudley said. "All I'm gonna say is; that you're gonna love it!"

"Awww, dammit!" Kitty pouted.

"Now, let's go to that $1 store!" Dudley exclaims.

So, he & Kitty goes to the dollar place to get the background poser agents Christmas gifts.

Later.

Dudley & Kitty brought all of the gifts for everyone.

"Now, that we got everyone's presents." Kitty started. "We need to buy some candy & other treats & shit like that."

"Why?" Dudley asked.

"So, that the background poser assholes won't feel like complete losers, Dudley." Kitty said.

"Oh." Dudley said. "Smart idea, Kitty."

"Thanks, Dudley." Kitty said. "Let's go."

Then they went to get the treats.

Later.

They had the candies & treats.

"Looks like, we got everything, Dudley." Kitty said.

"That's great!" Dudley exclaims. "So, what do you wanna do now, Kitty?"

"Well, we can always go do a little shopping for us?" she suggested.

"I don't know, Kitty." Dudley said. "I need to check out something."

"Is it the food court?" Kitty asked in a teasing sort of voice.

"No." Dudley said. "But thanks, for giving me that idea, Kitty."

"Okay." Kitty said, as she left. "Meet you here, in two hours."

"Okay." Dudley said.

Then they leave.

Dudley goes to another jewelry store.

He walks up to the clerk.

"Excuse me, miss." he started. "But I'm looking for a certain piece of jewelry."

"Okay, sir." the clerk said. "What is it, that you want?"

Dudley shows her the magazine ad.

"This." he said.

"Oh, the Emerald Cat Necklace." the clerk said. "That's a pretty popular item for Christmas."

"It is?" Dudley asked.

"Yeah." said the clerk. "I just sold off the very last one to a female cat."

"Uh, was she Russian?" Dudley asked.

"No. She was a orange cat, with black hair." the clerk said.

"Oh." Dudley said sadly. "Well, thanks anyways, miss."

Then he walks slowly out of the second jewelry store.

At the food court.

Dudley was thinking to himself, while eating a chicken sandwich.

"I must not, give up!" he said to himself. "I want to get that damn necklace for Kitty! No matter what!"

Then a female cat walks by, wearing the Emerald Cat Necklace.

Dudley sees her.

"Well, I can ask her." he said, as he stood up.

He goes up to the cat.

"Uh, excuse me miss." Dudley said, as he taps on her shoulder. "Were did you get your necklace from?"

"Why is it, any business of yours, mutt?" the female cat sniffed snootily.

"Because, I need to go to the jewelry store & buy it for a friend as a Christmas present." Dudley said.

Then he shows the photo of Kitty.

"I don't want to disappoint her." he said in a sad voice.

"Pretty girl." said the female cat. "But I can't help you."

"Why not?" Dudley asked.

"Well." the female cat started. "The jeweler that gave it to me said; that that was the very last one in the whole Petropolis area."

Dudley then looks sad.

"Oh dammit!" he cried.

"I'm sorry, sir." the female cat said, as she walks away. "I'm really am."

Then she walks away.

Dudley walks back to his table, sadly.

"Now, I never gonna get Kitty that necklace, she wanted for Christmas." Dudley said, as he continues eating. "And the Christmas party is a couple of days away. What the fuck, am I gonna do?"

Then he starts thinking, until he comes up with an idea.

"Ah ha! I got it!" he exclaims. "To the internet!"

Then he goes to the area, that Kitty told him to wait at.

Meanwhile, Kitty was in the chew toy store.

She was looking at some chew toys.

"Mmmm?" she said. "What should I get for my Dudleykins?"

Then the store clerk walks up to her.

"Can I help you, miss?" he asks.

Kitty turns to him.

"Yes." she started. "I'm looking for something special for this guy."

Then she shows the clerk a photo of Dudley with a bone in his mouth.

"Ahhhh! Dudley Puppy right?" the clerk asked.

"Yeah." Kitty said. "But how did you know, it was him?"

"He always in here. Looking at the new chew toys, treats, & shit like that." the clerk said.

"So, do you have anything special for him?" Kitty asked.

The clerk turns his back.

"Yeah." he said. "Please follow me."

Kitty follows.

They arrive into the back room.

The clerk picks up a perfectly sealed box.

"Here it is." he said. "The realistic smelling chew toy & treats."

"That's what it's called?" Kitty asked.

"Yeah." the clerk said, as he opened up the box & took out the items. "This chew toy will always have the smell & taste of a sirloin steak."

"Wow." Kitty said. "Dudley would love that!"

"Yes, he would." the clerk said, as he puts the chew toy back into the box. "And he will love these treats too!"

"Lemme guess." Kitty started. "They're those Beggin' Strips, right?"

"Yep." the clerk said. "They're those ultra Beggin' Strips. They actually, smell & taste like real bacon."

"Damn!" Kitty exclaims. "Dudley would love that!"

"I know, he would." the clerk said, as he puts the Beggin' Strips back into the box.

Then he seals it up.

"How much?" Kitty asks.

"Well, since Dudley's one of my favorite patrons." the clerk started. "That'll be $29.99."

So Kitty paid for the gifts.

"Make sure, he doesn't find out about this." the clerk said.

"Don't worry." Kitty said, as she grabs the box. "I'll have this gift wrapped."

"Oh, by the way." the clerk called out. "Make sure, you store that in a cold place, or they'll rot."

"Okay." Kitty called out.

An half hour later.

Kitty walks back up to where Dudley was.

"Okay, Dudley." she said. "I'm ready."

"So am I!" Dudley said. "Uh, Kitty. Can you take me home?"

"Okay." Kitty said, as she smiled at him.

"Uh, Kitty." Dudley started, as he started sweating again. "Why are you smiling at me?"

"Because, I'm happy." Kitty said, as she smiled at him. "That's not a crime, is it?"

"No." Dudley said.

Then Kitty looks at him.

"Damn, Dudley. Why are you so sweaty?" she asks.

"Uh, I'm not sweating." Dudley lied.

"Yes, you are." Kitty teased. "I see, the beads of sweat dripping off your head."

"It's because, I'm hot, Kitty." Dudley said. "Yeah. It's hot in here. Please, can you take me home."

"Okay, Dudley." Kitty said.

Then they leave the mall & hopped into the TUFF mobile.

"Damn!" Dudley said. "Something tells me, that it's gonna snow some more."

"Yeah." Kitty said.

"I hope, that it snows so much, that we get to have a snow day." Dudley said. "Or maybe even more then one snow day! Hell, we might get the rest of the week off!"

"Well." Kitty started. "We can only pray, Dudley. We can only pray."

Then she starts up the TUFF mobile & drives towards Dudley house.

At Dudley's house.

It had started snowing heavily now.

Dudley jumps out of the TUFF mobile.

"Thanks, Kitty." he said. "See ya."

"See ya, Dudley." Kitty said, as she pulls off & goes towards her apartment.

Dudley runs inside to his house, then to his room.

"I hope, it snows a whole of a hell lot!" Dudley said, as he looks out of the window. "This'll give me the chance to find that necklace on the internet!"

Then he hops onto his computer, as it starts snowing harder & harder outside.

Much later.

It was after midnight now.

Dudley was still looking for Kitty's necklace.

"Oh dammit!" Dudley exclaims. "That cat girl was right! That necklace is pretty popular. And the price for it is up in the millions for it."

Then he stands up & goes to the window & looks outside.

Everything was covered.

"Damn! Everything's covered!" Dudley exclaims. "That means; snow day!"

"Dudley! Keep it down in there!" shouted Peg. "I'm tryin' to get some sleep!"

"SHUT UP MOM!" Dudley shouted. "AND GO BACK TO SLEEP!"

Then he pounds on the wall.

"Okay." Dudley said. "Where was I?"

Then he looks at the Kitty photo.

"Oh yeah." he started. "I was about to turn off the computer. Go to bed & masturbate to my sexy Kitty photo."

Then he turns off his computer, & gets into his bed.

"Now, to get started." Dudley said, as he looked at the sexy Kitty photo.

Then he starts masturbating to his sexy photo.

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